RIP SGTS!

[Pecospete666]

SARGE KILLED BY HIS OWN VIDEO GAME!
Swansea: U.K.
That “TROLLING TWAT” was found dead in a chair in front a Dell PS2 with electrodes still attached to his testicles an a Prostate stimulater in his Anus,

This Gives new meaning to “Bumming the Monkey” ( see Page 2 Jacko story in G&T INDICTED post)

Apparently he was working on his Never Ending video game,where the “Butter Side Down” crowd can reward each other with shocks to each others testicles over the net.

Prism records show a denial of service originating in Beijing China {How was the Peking duck Benny} he was shocked so many times the lights dimmed in Swansea.

MI-6 is investigating if there was a link with those Rapscallions at G&T who absconded the UK days ago to see there was any involvement. Sarge and his puppets mercilessly trolled the upstanding citizens of that web site!

Nancy and Tanya close friends of Sarge said the Monkey charges were unsubstantiated,and he loved his 2 pets a Hammester named Reznor and a Gerbil named Dogdelister! The RSPCA have taken custody of the poor little creatures,the Hammester had a deformed head from what is anyone’s guess.

The French embassy asked for the body

All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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[Ridley]

Q: Will RID-X® unclog my drain/pipes/toilet?

A: No

[Phil]

Another life lost to Dildonics.

[Jonathan Capps]

This is probably all a bit much, Pete. Let’s not carry on troll baiting when there are no trolls to bait.

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