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  • #3097
    Jonsmad
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    Peter’s perhaps not a dwarf fan then…

    “Just seen that Craig Charles is still on Coronation St. Christ – what do you have to do to get sacked on that show??!?” about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck

    #94146
    Ridley
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    “You are the scurviest knave in Christendom!”

    #94151
    PhilPagett
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    @serafinowicz just read your Charles tweet. Hahahaha!!!

    Now Graham Linehan is getting in on the action.

    #94234
    Paul Muller
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    Oh, I like Peter Serafinowicz.

    I believe the word is ‘ambivalence’.

    *pulls face and makes and dog/toffee based joke.

    #94243
    performingmonkey
    Participant

    Pissa…birthday pie…pints o’cream…pork cylinders…potato grids…artificial bacon…large macs…sandwich casserole…chocolate quail’s eggs…garlic pudding…fluffy ruffs…hoisin crispy owl…pasta pillows…bonbonbonbons…McFortune cookies…discount foie gras…egg ‘n’ ham slabs…during-dinner mints…mystery meat…quiches lorraine…twenty cheese omelette.

    #94328
    Carlito
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    You, too, will grow to love the weird taste of Internet Ham.

    #94660
    Stabbim the Skutter
    Participant

    Christmas is all about giving something back to the community. So each year I go down to the youth centre and give out presents, dressed as you know who. Princess Diana!

    #94665
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Quick! Call nine hundred and ninety nine!

    #94679
    Stabbim the Skutter
    Participant

    “I was told this was a five-star hotel!”

    Those weren’t stars – those were asterisks, each one representing a fault with the hotel.

    #94680
    performingmonkey
    Participant

    Who arksed him anyway?

    #94682
    Carlito
    Participant

    > Quick! Call nine hundred and ninety nine!

    No, it’s a new number now. It’s 0118 999 881 999 119 725

    #94702
    Tanya Jones
    Participant

    3.

    #94703
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    > Serafinowicz

    …Was the voice of Pele in those erection ads.

    #94715
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    It’s better than a box!

    #94735
    Mr Flibble
    Participant

    It?s better than a box!

    Ahh, a beautifully underplayed line that always makes me laugh.

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