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  • #293687
    Frank Smeghammer
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    Inspired by another thread, here are some of the most infuriatingly shit memes the Internet has to offer.

    You have been warned

    (For some reason it always seems to be Kryten, with some of the worst images ever captured of poor Bobby)

    #293693

    Let’s keep this shit to the pits of Facebook shall we

    #293695
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    I disagree Quinn, this is an amazing thread idea.

    #293701
    clem
    Participant

    #293708
    Frank Smeghammer
    Participant

    I may have already stretched the boundaries of what this thread is for with the below image but if it belongs anywhere, it’s here.

    I give you, Kryten in the Sims

    #293709
    Ridley
    Participant

    I may have already stretched the boundaries of what this thread is for

    #293711
    RunawayTrain
    Participant

    I may have already stretched the boundaries of what this thread is for with the below image but if it belongs anywhere, it’s here.
    I give you, Kryten in the Sims

    It’s an early entry but I think you might have just won the thread.

    #293715
    Warbodog
    Participant

    #293716
    Flap Jack
    Participant

    #293717
    Formica
    Participant

    #293722
    Flap Jack
    Participant

    So it seems that to quite a few meme pioneers, the main impression of the Red Dwarf crew as characters was “they’re overly aggressive assholes, insulting and murdering their way across deep space”.

    Special shout outs to the one who declared that the outter [sic] space setting was the “only thing” that made Red Dwarf Sci-Fi, and to the one who paired up a Hattie Holly quote with a screen grab of Norman. Dwarfers true.

    #293724
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    I was scrolling down Flappo’s post and genuinely couldn’t tell whether he’d found all of these in the wild or made them himself as a parody.

    #293725
    Flap Jack
    Participant

    All real I assure you. I could never make something as perfect as Comic Sans “In space, nobody can hear you smeg! Which is kind of lucky for me right now!!”.

    #293727
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    I smeginate this Smeg for Hall of Smeg status, would you like some toast

    #293728

    That post is going to take quite a while to process. The Data one might by my most hated. 

    #293729
    Frank Smeghammer
    Participant

    I particularly hate the Kryten quote implying he plans to invade Czechoslovakia when obviously he is quoting Hitler’s diary. Devoid of all context it is a really good joke reduced to a joyless unfunny husk

    Most of it is bad fandom but that one actually ruins a part of the show and that sickens me

    #293730
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Kryten wasn’t even built until about 350 years after Czechoslovakia ceased to exist.

    #293731
    Warbodog
    Participant

    All real I assure you.

    Holy shit, clem’s are still jokes aren’t they? I’ve reverse April Fooled myself through ignorance of Shit Internet.

    #293732
    Flap Jack
    Participant

    Clem’s are real memes too, I’m pretty sure. I saw that first “Was a hologram before it was cool” one in my search result.

    #293734
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    Unfortunately I’ve seen that Data one before. 

    the main impression of the Red Dwarf crew as characters was “they’re overly aggressive assholes, insulting and murdering their way across deep space”

    The amount of “let’s get out there and twat it” t-shirts I saw at Collectormania would support this

    #293735
    Warbodog
    Participant

    Special shout outs to the one who declared that the outter [sic] space setting was the “only thing” that made Red Dwarf Sci-Fi

    When the hologram, the robot and the computer came out of a time portal on a post-Big Crunch Earth where time was running backwards, it was no longer Sci-Fi.

    #293736
    Warbodog
    Participant

    Followed by an evolved cat humanoid and a man who was his own son in an invisible spaceship.

    #293737

    Kryten wasn’t even built until about 350 years after Czechoslovakia ceased to exist.

    He was built 26 years after the reunification.

    The fridge one is annoying me most now. It’s quite a remarkable collection, they’re all worth at least one revisit just to appreciate how horrible they are.

    #293738
    Dave
    Participant

    It’s the apostrophes in the Toy Story one that really make it.

    #293739

    But Rimmer is everywhere!

    #293740
    Flap Jack
    Participant

    You’d think Mr. Data would know that there’s no such thing as upside down and right side up in space.

    Although obviously it’s Kryten in particular telling him to smeg off, because he’s still bitter about being plagiarised.

    #293741
    Nick R
    Participant

    But Rimmer is everywhere!

    And we would have seen it too, if only Officer Rimmer had ended just a few seconds later.

    #293742

    Although obviously it’s Kryten in particular telling him to smeg off, because he’s still bitter about being plagiarised.

    He was about to pick up the phone to call his lawyer when nothing funny happened to make him laugh.

     through ignorance of Shit Internet.

    Shitternet?

    Kryten wasn’t even built until about 350 years after Czechoslovakia ceased to exist.


    would be the internet’s response.

    #293743
    Formica
    Participant

    I’ll admit, i giggled for a little bit at H / RED DWARF FAN, as much as my enjoyment was completely coincidental to the original point of the meme

    #293744
    clem
    Participant

    Yes I’m afraid the ones I posted are all horribly real too. As is this:

    You’d think Mr. Data would know that there’s no such thing as upside down and right side up in space.

    That’s reminded me of those Argos adverts with the family of aliens where the dad complained about the daughter spending light-years in the bathroom. Used to proper blacken my shite. 

    #293745

    Data would also not use contractions and or describe three things as “the thing”.

    #293746

    #293747
    Dave
    Participant

    Data would also not use contractions and or describe three things as “the thing”.

    Why did Data combine three things into one, though?

    #293748
    Jimboid
    Participant

    #293750
    Warbodog
    Participant

    #293752

    Set phasers to fun would be a much better name, wouldn’t it?

    #293753

    Go on then, here’s some more misery for you.

    #293754
    Flap Jack
    Participant

    I was disappointed that I couldn’t find a culturally important classic format represented in these memes, so I had no choice but to represent it myself.

    #293755
    Frank Smeghammer
    Participant

    Going into some aggressive Google mining for shit memes inevitably leads me to find one, think “oh my god that is absolutely fucking shockingly shite” only to find the source is Ganymede & Titan. Its happened a few times now

    So mock as we will but keep in mind…let he who is without sin cast the first stone

    .

    #293757
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    What the actual fuck is that last Kryten, when was that taken

    #293762
    Formica
    Participant

    #293763
    Dave
    Participant

    #293764
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    This is brilliant

    #293765
    Nick R
    Participant

    #293766
    Nick R
    Participant

    No, wait. Scratch that. On second thoughts:

    #293767
    Frank Smeghammer
    Participant

    This is brilliant

    For real brilliant or brilliant example for this thread?

    Because we might be about to politely disagree

    Except not very politely and with much more violence

    #293768
    Podey
    Participant

    What the actual fuck is that last Kryten, when was that taken

    Series 8, he’s standing by that big door the dino indented. Think this image was on the back of a BTL or something, I remember seeing it A4 sized.

    #293770
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    This is brilliant

    For real brilliant or brilliant example for this thread?

    Yes.

    #293772
    Moonlight
    Participant

    This thread gave me cancer from reminding me of some of the absolutely dogshit Facebook groups I used to be in like ten years ago.

    #293775
    Formica
    Participant

    I can do you one worse – many worse, actually, as I’m in 1,362 Facebook groups.

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