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  • #218331
    Jawscvmcdia
    Blocked

    And how did he inspire this?

    #218332
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster
    #218340

    John’s Bavarian accent is spot on.

    #218353
    Mr-Stabby
    Participant

    John Hoare was born in Ealing in 1979. He was born with only one functioning nostril. The rest, as they say, is history. He also is one of the world’s leading experts on Macaques.

    #218354
    Slainmonkey
    Participant

    A brony…..that’s all I have.

    #218357
    John Hoare
    Participant

    All anyone needs to know about me is that I unfortunately wrote this:

    http://www.dirtyfeed.org/2015/12/the-quatermass-experiment-experiment/

    #218360
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    I’m so glad that this survived the general culling of Downfall parodies of Youtube.

    #218361
    Ridley
    Participant

    Who is this creature? (Who?)
    What is he? (What?)
    How did he come to be there? (How?)
    Hush (aww) and G&T will tell you.
    It is a tale… a tale of a man and a monsterrrr

    #218365
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    I’m so glad that this survived the general culling of Downfall parodies of Youtube.

    I noticed the other day that it’s been claimed by the copyright holder and they’ve monitised it, so they must’ve changed strategy at some point. So, if anyone sees an advert on this video, it’s not our doing!

    #218367
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    is/was… Tiswas!

    #218368
    si
    Participant

    is/was… Tiswas!

    Saturday SuperstHoare.
    The 8:15 from ManchestHoare.
    GHoarestTrain.
    NumbHoare 73.
    ParHoarelel 9.

    #218369
    si
    Participant

    MotHoareMouth.
    SatHoareday SupHoareStHoare.
    Can’t think of one for Get Fresh.

    #218370
    si
    Participant

    And Multi-ColHoared Swapshop.

    Sorry, I’m done.

    #218371

    It Ain’t Half Hoare Mum.

    Hoare-de-Hoare!

    Only Fools and Hoareses.

    Noel’s Hoare Party.

    Hoarepen University.

    THI Friday.

    #218374
    si
    Participant

    No, sorry, it only works for Saturday (or Sunday) morning kids’ TV shows.

    #218376

    Hoareton Hears a Who! (fucked with the Hi-de-Hi repeats).

    #218377
    flanl3
    Participant

    FutHoareama

    #218378
    si
    Participant

    (fucked with the Hi-de-Hi repeats)

    Hi-de-Hi! Hoare-de-Hoare!

    #218381
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Live & Wanking

    #218382
    si
    Participant

    Dad’s Hoaremy.

    #218383
    si
    Participant

    I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Hoare.

    #218385

    You’re not a celebrity, Lovett.

    #218390
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    Channel Hoare News

    #218391

    Ghoarege and Mildred.

    Hoareing Up Appearances.

    Men Behoareing Badly.

    Some Mothers Do ‘Oare ‘Em.

    Red Dwhoaref.

    Doctor Whoare.

    #218392

    Fuck it.

    Back in the Hoare: Part I
    Back in the Hoare: Part II
    Back in the Hoare: Part III
    Hoareandra
    Hoareie TV
    Hoare: Part I
    Hoare: Part II
    Only the Hoare…

    I’m sorry.

    #218393
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    Confidence and Parahoarea

    #218394

    Dimension Hoare.
    Backhoareds.
    Marhoarened.

    Who Wants to Be a Hoareionnnaire?
    Going for Hoare.
    Fifteen to Hoare.
    Counthoare.
    Hoarephrase.
    Hoarebusters.
    Hoareless.
    Hoarety Hoare.
    Hoare or No Hoare.

    I can’t stop myself, I just Googled UK quiz shows.

    #218395
    Dave
    Participant

    Hoare No Evil

    #218396
    si
    Participant

    Classic Sitcom Hoares:

    ‘AlHoare ‘AlHoare
    You Rang, M’lHoared?
    PHoareage
    SHoarey
    ButtHoareflies
    Open Hoarel Hours
    Last of the SummHoare Wine
    Birds of a FeathHoare
    As Time GHoares By
    The UppHoare Hand
    Red DwHoaref

    #218397

    Si going for the subtle ‘if it kinda sounds like Hoare, then that’ll work’ approach.

    Whereas I’m going for the populist ‘just stick Hoare anywhere in the title’.

    Hoareacle – Orahoare
    Ceehoare – Hoarefax
    Hoaretext – Telehoare

    #218398
    cwickham
    Participant

    Clochoare

    #218399
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    It’s good, this, even though we’re just naming things and replacing words in them with “Hoare”.

    #218400
    flanl3
    Participant

    Son of ClicHoare

    #218401

    It’s ghoared, this, even thoareugh we’re just naming thoareings and replacing whoarerds in them with “Hhoareare”.

    #218402
    Dave
    Participant

    It’s good, this, even though we’re just naming things and replacing words in them with “Hoare”.</blockquote?
    It’s like cars, this.

    #218403
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    John Hoare

    (The Bill)

    #218404

    Jeremy’s iron.

    #218405
    si
    Participant

    FathHoare Ted
    The Smell of Reeves & MortimHoare
    CattHoareick
    UnHoareversity Challenge
    Deal Hoare No Deal
    Count ArthHoare Strong
    DangeHoareMouse
    ThundHoarebirds
    Monty Python’s Flying CHoarecus

    Fuck it, that’ll do for now.

    #218406
    flanl3
    Participant

    UnivHoaresity Challenge would have worked better.

    #218407

    The gripping, still-relevant 1966 BBC production ‘The Wednesday Play – Cathy Come Hoare’.

    Commodore Sixty-Hoare.

    I feel this is the greatest thread ever on Ganyhoare & Titan.

    #218408
    si
    Participant

    I feel this is the greatest thread ever on Ganyhoare & Titan.

    Wait til we move on to Rosemary and Symes next week.

    #218412

    Symeson and the Witch.

    Ian, your name isn’t as insertable I’m afraid, old bean.

    #218413
    cwickham
    Participant

    Clochsymes

    #218414
    Hamish
    Participant

    Blackhoareder
    Blackhoareder II
    Blackhoareder The Hoare
    Blackhoareder Goes Hoare

    Blackhoareder: Back and Hoare

    #218416
    si
    Participant

    Goodnight SweetHoaret.

    #218418
    John Hoare
    Participant

    :/

    #218430

    : Hoare /

    #218432

    John Whore.

    #218435
    flanl3
    Participant

    CHoareonation Street

    #218439
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    The Dirty Feed Dozen

    #218440
    Jo
    Participant

    John Whore.

    #218441
    flanl3
    Participant

    M-CHoarep

    #218442
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Thanks FHoare the MemHoareies.

    #218444
    Ridley
    Participant

    Hoare Hoare Hoare Hoare Two Hoare Hoare!!

    #218446
    Dave
    Participant

    Hoare-ight, dudes?

    #218447

    Tell ya what, that crack is really Hoareish.

    #218448
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    #218452

    Having looked up the end credits, this shockingly checks out.

    #218457
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster
    #218510
    flanl3
    Participant

    John Whore.

    International Debris is daughterfan13 confirmed.

    #218516

    You think you’ve seen the best (worst) of G&T over the years and then you go and read the ramblings of Rob Grant’s daughter.

    It was John Hoare in a wig and a dress.

    #218517

    Hold on, I’m not the first person ever to make that joke?

    #218519
    si
    Participant

    read the ramblings of Rob Grant’s daughter

    Rob Grant’s DHoareter.

    #218520

    Naylor? I hardly knew her!

    #218528
    cwickham
    Participant

    I hoaredly knew hoere.

    #218540
    flanl3
    Participant

    *Naylhoare

    #218556
    cwickham
    Participant

    Can of Hoarems

    #218557

    Yeah, Hoare, Yeah, Hoare.

    #239828
    Berlin
    Blocked

    Jawscvmcdihoare

    #239830

    Never trust a Hoare with an avatar of Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic. Unless he is 12 and a girl?

    :D

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