Your Red Dwarf Memes for Safe and Courteous Disposal Out the Nearest Airlock

[Moonlight]

Now that embedding images isn’t a herculean task requiring a master’s degree in computer science, I figured we ought to finally have one of these on a site where such esoteric bullshit would be welcome.

I’ll start, because that’s how this sort of thread always works. Keep up.

(My lookalike font is a bolded, mildly blurred Courier New, in case anyone wants to run with this template. The minor blur helps the added text look less conspicuously sharper than the original image.)

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[Technopeasant]

Not Doom, but close enough.

[Frank Smeghammer]

[Nick R]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Frank Smeghammer]

When you accept a hypnotherapy session from someone who wasn’t a full member of the National Council of Hypnotherapy

[Dave]

[Technopeasant]

To be honest I can’t say I respect hypnotherapy enough to really care if he was certified.

[Ben Saunders]

[gerrydelasel]

[Moonlight]

I will always prefer the original, but the Dave era ship has such weird proportions that it kinda restores some of the “big iron fist” vibes of the original ship for me that the Remastered / VIII version totally obliterates. The Remastered ship just feels really generic if you ignore the front section. It looks like the front of Red Dwarf slapped onto something you’d build in the ship creator in Galactic Civilizations 2. The Dave ship has (mostly) the same details but the front section is so disproportionate after it was shortened. The design would never look like that if they weren’t cutting an existing model in half and I kind of love it for that.

(Also the Series V ship there isn’t the same model as the original but let’s not get pedantic.)

[Warbodog]

[Dave]

[Frank Smeghammer]

I knew coming from Dave there had to be a reason the GIF was shoddy and then it pays off. Brilliant

[Professor Flibble]

[Warbodog]

A bit of balance, please.

[Professor Flibble]

A bit of balance, please.

Ah but I love this one, perfect blend of disgust and fatigue

[Dave]

[Flap Jack]

When the new manager comes into the office, and the very first thing he says to you is homophobic.

[Warbodog]

[Dave]

Inspired.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

Dave – you missed an opportunity for Talkie to meet Jesus there 

[Dave]

‘Talkie meets Jesus’ needs to be the pitch for the final special.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Dave]

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