Your Red Dwarf Memes for Safe and Courteous Disposal Out the Nearest Airlock

[Moonlight]

Now that embedding images isn’t a herculean task requiring a master’s degree in computer science, I figured we ought to finally have one of these on a site where such esoteric bullshit would be welcome.

I’ll start, because that’s how this sort of thread always works. Keep up.

(My lookalike font is a bolded, mildly blurred Courier New, in case anyone wants to run with this template. The minor blur helps the added text look less conspicuously sharper than the original image.)

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[Technopeasant]

Not Doom, but close enough.

[Frank Smeghammer]

[Nick R]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Frank Smeghammer]

When you accept a hypnotherapy session from someone who wasn’t a full member of the National Council of Hypnotherapy

[Dave]

[Technopeasant]

To be honest I can’t say I respect hypnotherapy enough to really care if he was certified.

[Ben Saunders]

[gerrydelasel]

[Moonlight]

I will always prefer the original, but the Dave era ship has such weird proportions that it kinda restores some of the “big iron fist” vibes of the original ship for me that the Remastered / VIII version totally obliterates. The Remastered ship just feels really generic if you ignore the front section. It looks like the front of Red Dwarf slapped onto something you’d build in the ship creator in Galactic Civilizations 2. The Dave ship has (mostly) the same details but the front section is so disproportionate after it was shortened. The design would never look like that if they weren’t cutting an existing model in half and I kind of love it for that.

(Also the Series V ship there isn’t the same model as the original but let’s not get pedantic.)

[Warbodog]

[Dave]

[Frank Smeghammer]

I knew coming from Dave there had to be a reason the GIF was shoddy and then it pays off. Brilliant

[Professor Flibble]

[Warbodog]

A bit of balance, please.

[Professor Flibble]

A bit of balance, please.

Ah but I love this one, perfect blend of disgust and fatigue

[Dave]

[Flap Jack]

When the new manager comes into the office, and the very first thing he says to you is homophobic.

[Warbodog]

[Dave]

Inspired.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

Dave – you missed an opportunity for Talkie to meet Jesus there 

[Dave]

‘Talkie meets Jesus’ needs to be the pitch for the final special.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Dave]

[Unrumble]

[Warbodog]

[Moonlight]

[gerrydelasel]

[Moonlight]

Today in server shennanigans, quinn made one of his famous typos.

So I decided to waste a good 15 minutes of my life making this:

[Frank Smeghammer]

Is this an official G&T server open to all or a very personal, private, personal server full of personal, private, personal things?

[Moonlight]

It’s an unofficial G&T satellite that is not endorsed or condoned by the actual G&T but is mostly comprised of G&T members. And Cappsy and Ian occassionally pop in with news.

Just search for “Discord” on the forum, I posted a thread when it was new that has an invite link that should still work.

[Ian Symes]

I endorse it, it’s good. It’s just not officially a G&T thing, otherwise that’d be more work for me.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

We currently have a rather engaging discussion going on with a young new member (that is really showing the disparity between the youth of today and everyone else) about milk fiction. It’s thrilling stuff. 

[Nick R]

milk fiction

Is that like pulp fiction, but runnier?

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

milk fiction

Is that like pulp fiction, but runnier?

we still don’t know 

[Unrumble]

[Jenuall]

[Nick R]

In today’s news: 

[Dave]

[Technopeasant]

[Dave]

[Dave]

[Technopeasant]

Aww come on, they even say laboratory mice…

[Dave]

Aww come on, they even say laboratory mice…

I was tempted to do more, believe me.

[Dave]

THE WRONG KRYTENS

[Dave]

[Dave]

[Dave]

[Dave]

[Unrumble]

Film the women’s shower night? That’s rather a barmy notion, if you don’t mind my saying so, Mister David.”

[Author]

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