Hop hop hop to the Prop Store shop, and see how long it takes you. Or something.
Cat Robert Hardy Reads CD | Queeg | £45
The tape must have got twisted, man. This is really good.
Cat Purple Velvet Suit | Unidentified episode | £195
As pictured in this article. Quick compo, then: anyone know which ep this is from? I haven’t the foggiest.
Skutter Lead Display | Series VIII | £295
Putting something in a fancy display case doesn’t automatically mean it’s worth anything, you know.
JMC Standard Issue Tissues | Blue | £29
Continuing the grand tradition of sticking a JMC logo onto a painted item and pretending it’s from the future. Still, at least it hasn’t got a Tesco logo on it.
Rimmer Angelic Robe | Demons & Angels | £795
Why the WANKING FUCK do costumes go for so much?
Lister Angelic Robe | Demons & Angels | £795
Why the WANKING FUCK do costumes go for so much?
Cat Gold Costume | Various | £695
Why the WANKING FUCK do costumes go for so much?
Rimmer No Smoking Sign | Series 1 and 2 | £45
Why the WANKING FUCK do such lovely things go for so little?
‘What Our Grandmothers Knew’ Book | Series 1 and 2 | £29
Why the WANKING FUCK do such lovely things go for so little?
JMC Urine-Recyc Sign | Out Of Time | £45
Why the WANKING FUCK do such lovely things go for so little?
Lister Gingham Dress | Quarantine | £895
Why the WANKING FUCK do costumes go for so much?
Rimmer Scratch Card | Krytie TV | £25
Why the WANKING FUCK do such lovely things go for so little?
I think you get the point. Which is that I’m a cunt, clearly.