Plop Store

Hop hop hop to the Prop Store shop, and see how long it takes you. Or something.

Cat Robert Hardy Reads CD | Queeg | £45
The tape must have got twisted, man. This is really good.

Cat Purple Velvet Suit | Unidentified episode | £195
As pictured in this article. Quick compo, then: anyone know which ep this is from? I haven’t the foggiest.

Skutter Lead Display | Series VIII | £295
Putting something in a fancy display case doesn’t automatically mean it’s worth anything, you know.

JMC Standard Issue Tissues | Blue | £29
Continuing the grand tradition of sticking a JMC logo onto a painted item and pretending it’s from the future. Still, at least it hasn’t got a Tesco logo on it.

Rimmer Angelic Robe | Demons & Angels | £795
Why the WANKING FUCK do costumes go for so much?

Lister Angelic Robe | Demons & Angels | £795
Why the WANKING FUCK do costumes go for so much?

Cat Gold Costume | Various | £695
Why the WANKING FUCK do costumes go for so much?

Rimmer No Smoking Sign | Series 1 and 2 | £45
Why the WANKING FUCK do such lovely things go for so little?

‘What Our Grandmothers Knew’ Book | Series 1 and 2 | £29
Why the WANKING FUCK do such lovely things go for so little?

JMC Urine-Recyc Sign | Out Of Time | £45
Why the WANKING FUCK do such lovely things go for so little?

Lister Gingham Dress | Quarantine | £895
Why the WANKING FUCK do costumes go for so much?

Rimmer Scratch Card | Krytie TV | £25
Why the WANKING FUCK do such lovely things go for so little?

I think you get the point. Which is that I’m a cunt, clearly.