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  • #1693
    Mr Flibble
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    I thought I saw him driving a car yesterday.

    Well, there you go.

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  • #123495
    Smeg4Brains
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    That’s a huge coincidence…….I saw somebody driving a car today!

    #123507
    Flibster
    Participant

    I saw Doug Naylor driving around in a converted Starbug today! Talk about being lucky…

    #123247
    mick
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    I saw a kid in Morrisons today near the fresh meats counter (BBQ chicken on offer) talking to some girls about how the Red Dwarf movie was coming out this year.
    Infuriated and disgusted I set about him, knocked him to the ground with a granary loaf (fresh baked in store) and then beat him repeatedly in the balls with a 2 litre bottle of Irn Bru (2 for ?1.89).
    I then got out my penis (25% extra free) and proceeded to piss in his face until he screamed “I’m so sorry I know nothing about Red Dwarf I’m a Hyperdrive fanboy!!”

    …his parents had a car.

    #123220
    Smeg4Brains
    Participant

    OMG! I saw you! I was the one that handed you the loaf….and the Irn Bru……and your Penis!

    #123318
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    That is SO scary. I drink Irn Bru as well!!!!

    And I was on a bus and I WENT. BY. A. MORRISONS.

    The world is such a small place!

    The coincidences alone are just too much for me to take…

    #123465
    mick
    Participant

    Crazy shit man!

    #123352
    Tarka Dal
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    > I saw a kid in Morrisons today near the fresh meats counter (BBQ chicken on offer) talking to some girls about how the Red Dwarf movie was coming out this year.
    Infuriated and disgusted I set about him, knocked him to the ground with a granary loaf (fresh baked in store) and then beat him repeatedly in the balls with a 2 litre bottle of Irn Bru (2 for ?1.89).
    I then got out my penis (25% extra free) and proceeded to piss in his face until he screamed ?I?m so sorry I know nothing about Red Dwarf I?m a Hyperdrive fanboy!!?

    ?his parents had a car.

    BEST. POST. EVUR!

    #123425
    Steve Harris
    Participant

    Van Morrison has just been on the radio..spooky

    #123338
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    I saw a Morrison Van today!!!

    wow

    it never ends…

    #123482
    mick
    Participant

    I’m currently watching series 1 of Van der Valk!

    #123514
    Mr Flibble
    Participant

    I thought I saw Bill Nighy yesterday. Not in a car though, just walking round town.

    #123595
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Be sure to keep us informed if you see any other people.

    #123608
    Smeg4Brains
    Participant

    I see dead people.

    #123609
    Smeg4Brains
    Participant

    On a serious note, I actually stood about a meter away from Craig Charles once. When he was performing in ‘The Games’ He was just going into Pons Forge (where the diving event for The Games is held in Sheffied) as I was coming out.

    Unfortunately I froze and didn’t say anything.

    #123323
    Mr Flibble
    Participant

    I actually spoke to Craig Charles. At DJ…

    #123429
    peas_and_corn
    Participant

    Yeah, but then you tried to shoot him with lasers from your eyes and it got all very messy.

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