Chris Barrie has updated his website

[Bargain Bin Holly]

http://www.chrisbarrie.co.uk/

He mentions the weather, tanks, and his dislike of people requesting his appearance on podcasts; but he also included this tidbit on future Red Dwarf and Brittas Empire:

“At the risk of repeating something I seem to have said many times over the last umpteen years, I simply do not know if/when we will be doing more Red Dwarf. Over the winter of 2015/16 when we made series 11 and 12, some common sense momentum seemed to be building, but, since then, the project seems to have juddered to a halt. In the desert of silence I do encounter the occasional droplet of positivity but that’s it. If the droplet ever becomes a trickle, I shall of course leap to the keyboard and let you know.

The Brittas position is not dissimilar. Since the promising newspaper articles of a couple of years ago and the enthusiasm of the Reunion last year, it all seems to have gone all quiet on the Whitbury front. All I can do is continue to express my desire to recreate the chainsaw voiced ogre and that is something I shall certainly keep doing.”

Thanks to Chris Barrie Fans for making this known on Twitter.

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[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Frank Smeghammer]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Captain Bollocks]

[Dave]

[Rudolph]

[tombow]

it probably is a tummy bug — sounds like it

[Boy Was I Suckered… Into Using my Kidneys as a Full Stop]

Did the KGB/FSB use a suppository to insert that bug?

[Nick R]

[Boy Was I Suckered… Into Using my Kidneys as a Full Stop]

David Ross: “…and as you are the only ‘legit’ actor, one anti-diarrhea pill is all you get!”

[Dave]

[Stephen Abootman]

Three million years ago it was a tummy bug but since then it’s bred and mutated and now we don’t know what it is.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Dave]

[Boy Was I Suckered… Into Using my Kidneys as a Full Stop]

“You see, Craig, a little tummy bug here and a little tummy bug there, and before you know it, I’m wearing Depends undergarments” – “And i do respect you – Sir!”

[International Debris]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[International Debris]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Dave]

[Boy Was I Suckered… Into Using my Kidneys as a Full Stop]

“Don’t you remember what happened on “The Oregon” with the rabbits? – “I had a tummy bug”.

[Unrumble]

[Dave]

[Captain Bollocks]

[Nick R]

[Jonathan Capps]

You silly bastards

[Stephen Abootman]

Tum-Tied by ChatGPT:

It’s a smegging disaster, Rimmer’s feeling low,

Ate something dodgy, at least that’s what we know.

Comic Con awaits, a chance to shine so bright,

But his stomach’s in rebellion, it’s a Tum Tied night.

Oh, Tum Tied, Rimmer sighs, dreams of Comic Con demise,

His plans unravel, stomach ties, oh my, oh my.

In a parallel universe, he’d be the best,

But in this one, poor Rimmer’s feeling Tum Tied, stressed.

[loadoftottnumb]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Captain Bollocks]

[Unrumble]

[Stephen Abootman]

[Moonlight]

[Boy Was I Suckered… Into Using my Kidneys as a Full Stop]

[Moonlight]

Damn, I should have thought of the spray.

[loadoftottnumb]

I had a friend who died after taking too much indigestion medicine, I still can’t believe Gav is gone. 

[Boy Was I Suckered… Into Using my Kidneys as a Full Stop]

Damn, I should have thought of the spray.

“By the way, here’s an amulet i’d like you to wear. You got to think ahead in this business!”

[Captain Bollocks]

[Captain Bollocks]

[Captain Bollocks]

[Flap Jack]

[Boy Was I Suckered… Into Using my Kidneys as a Full Stop]

I had a friend who died after taking too much indigestion medicine, I still can’t believe Gav is gone. 

Ah, the joys of having a stuffed tummy valve means i actually took Gaviscon tabs. I used to swig Benadryl cough syrup to- but that latter one was because big kids had told this innocent Year Four kid that taking enough of that cough syrup would get you sozzled.

[Asclepius]

There’s an old actor with a tummy bug, lying, dying
And he sharts himself up onto one elbow and he turns to his mates
Who are all gathered around and he says

Help me website update mate
Help me website update
There’s a global conspiracy to talk about, mate!
So help me website update
Altogether now!

Unplug the electric cars, Karl
Unplug the electric cars
They’re trying to get rid of real ones, mate!
So unplug the electric cars

Give the woke a poke, folks.
Give the woke a poke.
That includes the doctors who could cure me!
So give the woke a poke.

[Dave]

[Stephen Abootman]

Think this was posted yesterday:

Nothing going on in January, therefore going to assume Red Dwarf filming is scheduled for then and they just forgot to mention it to anyone.

[Warbodog]

[Flap Jack]

Nothing going on in January, therefore going to assume Red Dwarf filming is scheduled for then and they just forgot to mention it to anyone.

Richard: “Hey, so is everyone all ready to start filming?”

Doug: “Yes, they’re ready, but just one thing: where are the audience?”

Richard: “Aud- OH FUCK.”

[Moonlight]

Richard: “Hey, so is everyone all ready to start filming?”
Doug: “Yes, they’re ready, but just one thing: where are the audience?”
Richard: “Aud- OH FUCK.”

Doug: At this rate I’ll never make the circus episode…

[Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now]

[Author]

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