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  • #213514
    aurumraptor
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    Dear Ganymede & Titan,

    This is my first post and thread on this forum. Some of you may remember me as an attendee of Dimension Jumps 17 and 18, where I kept to myself outside of the main events. Who I am is a mystery that I leave to you to solve. I only give you 3 hints:

    1. English is not my first language
    2. There was a distinct contrast of confidence in between DJs (I was passive at the former while assertive at the latter)
    3. I sound like Niko Bellic, the protagonist from Grand Theft Auto 4, albeit with a lower voice

    Have fun figuring out who I am! :)

    AR.

    #213515
    si
    Participant

    Ooo. I loves me a good mystery.

    #213516
    Jo
    Participant

    #213518
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Chris Beech.

    #213519
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Bono?

    #213520
    aurumraptor
    Participant

    Here’s another hint (or two):

    4. I am from Italy
    5. I have an IMDb page

    I will reveal the answer tomorrow if nobody figures it out. :)

    #213521

    Are you now or have you at any time been a practising homosexual?

    #213523
    si
    Participant

    I love Guess Who. Do you have a beard? Are you Philip?

    #213524
    peas_and_corn
    Participant

    Marge?

    #213525
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    Sir Richard Branson?

    #213526
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Jesus?

    #213528
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Pecospete?

    #213529

    Are you Niko Bellic, the protagonist from Grand Theft Auto 4?

    #213530
    Kris Carter
    Participant

    Charles Keenan?

    #213531
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Michelle Keegan?

    #213532
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Bobby Moore? I don’t bloody know.

    #213533

    Hey Niko, it’s your cousin, lets go bowling!

    #213534
    aurumraptor
    Participant

    I am Stefano Pavone – I was an attendee at Dimension Jumps 17 and 18 (and a possible future attendance at a hypothetical DJ 19), characterised by a rare and collectible “Starbug 1” T-shirt that I had spent a fortune winning in DJ 17’s charity auction (it’s for a good cause). At DJ 17, I had contemplated leaving a day earlier due to personal issues, while at DJ 18, I actually shone through and even asked some not-so-frequently-asked questions (Coffee Lounge). :)

    #213535
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    So you’re not Sir Richard Branson then?

    #213536
    aurumraptor
    Participant

    I wish I were… but then, if I were, then it’s highly unlikely that I would be on this forum. :)

    #213537

    GO BACK TO YOUR OWN FUCKING COUNTRY WHERE THEY HAVE THEIR OWN FUCKING DIMENSION JUMPS AND STOP ATTENDING OURS.

    These kinda people clog up our annual conventions, pre-order our, OUR FUCKING LIMITED EDITION RED DWARF BLU-RAY STEELBOOKS and hassle ordinary, decent guest stars with relevant, meaningful questions and for autographs AND IT’S NOT FUCKING ON.

    BACK YOU GO, YOU POSSIBLY SLAVIC CUNT.

    Well, see you at DJ 19.

    #213538
    Ridley
    Participant

    I was close, I thought it was Dona DiStefano in a hat at a jaunty angle.

    #213539
    Paul Muller
    Participant

    Welcome to G&T.

    #213540
    aurumraptor
    Participant

    Thanks, Paul Muller… and Pete Tranter’s Sister – what the hell!?

    #213541
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    Don’t mind him, he’s probably stressed out from his campaign to shut down BBC Parliament or something. Welcome, by the way!

    #213542
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Now we know… now we know.

    #213545

    It was a campaign to issue on the spot fines to the homeless, single mothers and immigrants, ACTUALLY.

    #213550
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    Someone who loves Han Solo?

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