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  • #5078
    Gwynnie
    Participant

    Hi!
    I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to join. I have posted on the BTLi forums for many, many years under gwyneth or gaj86, and this weekend I lost my DJ virginity. It was amazing, and I finally got to touch Craig Charles, which made my inner 13-year-old (you know you all have one) weep with joy (and other things).
    Many of you – including you lovely people who run this amazing site – met me there. I just want to thank all of you for… I don’t know… being so friendly. I went there on my own, only really knowing Karl, and by today felt that I was becoming part of a big nerdy family. It made me all warm and fuzzy, and I’m gutted to have to come back to reality again.
    I really just wanted to say I HAVE JOINED! YAY!!! and hope that it doesn’t sound too egotisctical!! But also, DJXV was amazing, I have nothing to compare to but everyone tells me that it was one of the best years! :) Well, I met them all (except Norm, of course) at last and Craig commented about my tit touching his shoulder so I can die happy now…

    #104360
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    Oh, who woke her up?

    #104361
    Dessie
    Participant

    Hello!

    #104363
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Hurrah! I’ll have more coherent thoughts about DJ and the inherent excellentness of the people I met when I’m not feeling like I’m about to die.

    #104365
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    > which made my inner 13-year-old (you know you all have one)

    Insert your own Paul Gannon joke…

    NOW!

    #104373
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    Paul Gannon is not at #DJXV

    #104374
    hummingbird
    Participant

    Hello, hun. I don’t think we met, but glad you had a good time.

    #104375
    Joey TORDFC
    Participant

    Hi Gwynnie! It was good to meet you :D

    #104378
    Dave
    Participant

    Hello.

    Wipe your feet.

    #104383
    si
    Participant

    >Paul Gannon is not at #DJXV

    I just posted here (it’s somehow disappeared) that because of pointing this fact out, I upset Gannon over the weekend, which gave me a warm glow inside.

    #104387
    TheLeen
    Participant

    Hello there, sweetheart. ;)

    #104388
    Gwynnie
    Participant

    Oh Humminbird, we totally met, you were telling me dirty things about how you like men with long hair…. :O

    #104397
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    All Hummingbird told me was how gross the pizza was from the bar! Nice to make your acquaintance Gwynnie

    #104401
    hummingbird
    Participant

    > Oh Humminbird, we totally met, you were telling me dirty things about how you like men with long hair?. :O

    I was?!
    *remembers stroking lovely hair through an alcoholic haze and talking about …. *
    Oh, yeah, I was, wasn’t I.
    *ahem* Sorry, hun.

    You know, they really shouldn’t let me out in public on my own.

    #104403
    Gwynnie
    Participant

    Heheh. You did seem *slightly* drunk..I saw you at the disco too, strutting your stuff. That was Liam’s hair you were stroking, by the way. Get in! ;)

    #104420
    hummingbird
    Participant

    > That was Liam?s hair you were stroking, by the way.

    I know. Lovely hair.

    #104427
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    I can see why you go to Red Dwarf conventions, then.

    Seems I got mine cut at just the wrong time…

    #104429
    redhead85
    Participant

    Ohhh missed out on the hair-stroking action – glad you ladies had a good time.

    Hey Gwynnie – gorgeous profile pic

    #104430
    Gwynnie
    Participant

    Aww thank you dear! It’s from a poncy photoshoot I had a while ago!
    Yep, lots of men with long hair at DJ!

    #104435
    Carlito
    Participant

    I’ve got hair like Liam.

    Just not on my head.

    #104437
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    It’s not on his genitalia either! Lets just say that his household gets through loads of bogroll! :D

    #104438
    redhead85
    Participant

    I tried to think of a comment that would drag the direction of this thread out of the gutter and suffered Epic Fail Syndrome…

    #104439
    hummingbird
    Participant

    >Yep, lots of men with long hair at DJ!

    And not just those with long hair *winks*
    But that’s just between you and me, ladies.

    #104443
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    I must admit, I suffered from hair envy! I was sporting the “gel it all to the middle” style in the hope that people wouldn’t notice how thin my hair had become……sort of modern day version of the comb over!

    The hair on my head that is!

    #104444
    Gwynnie
    Participant

    Well, I’m very grateful for those mental images!

    #104455
    Joey TORDFC
    Participant

    I was stroking all the beards. Beards everywhere. I was SO happy.

    In general though, I’d say this was the most ‘talented’ I’ve ever seen a DJ. Probably all the virgin blood.

    #104457
    Gwynnie
    Participant

    Mmm, virgins…

    #104472
    si
    Participant

    Bearded virgins.

    #104474
    Trena
    Participant

    Slightly, clammy, nervous, faded Red Dwarf t-shirt wearing virgins.

    I seemed to attract a bunch of them, must have been the non-soap dodging vibe I gave off.

    #104492
    TheLeen
    Participant

    Beards. ’nuff said

    #104501
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Beards. ?nuff said

    :D

    #104514
    Liam Fretwell
    Participant

    Ah yes, I vaguely remembered my hair being stroked several times and being told that I had gorgeous hair. Cheers ladies! ;-)

    The beard turnout was impressive. I think that Jezz wins in those stakes though

    #104516
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    GAY.

    #104525
    Trena
    Participant

    I don’t recall many facial rugs at the convention, though the young fella that dressed up as peacenik Rimmer had a smashing fake beard.

    #104531
    si
    Participant

    Hmm. Beards.

    That’s me, that is.

    #104532
    Trena
    Participant

    Myself waiting for Chris to arrive on stage.

    #104538
    Joey TORDFC
    Participant

    Yes Jez’s beard was fine but I prefer the fuller, all over affair – not too long, not so short it’s stubble. Read: Seth Rogen <3

    #104539
    Liam Fretwell
    Participant

    So Danny then, surely?

    #104540
    Trena
    Participant

    The crowd audibly gasped when he showed off his receding barnet.

    #104543
    Joey TORDFC
    Participant

    Our Danny has a satisfactory beard. I’m concerned about the upkeep though. I think he could do better.

    #104575
    TheLeen
    Participant

    Karl had a great beard. Then he went and shaved it off. … ?!! .

    #104576
    Joey TORDFC
    Participant

    Yes I agree Marleen, very nice it was too.

    #104577
    Gwynnie
    Participant

    But he’s still lovely. Beards are all very well and good but they can give you spots sometimes!

    #104584
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    I’m genuinely creeped out by this conversation.

    #104585
    Trena
    Participant

    Beards are the window to the soul, it’s essential to shampoo them.

    #104599
    hummingbird
    Participant

    OK, I like beards, but I’m also getting kind of creeped out.

    #104604
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    >Beards are all very well and good but they can give you spots sometimes!

    My missus is complaining about this at the moment, yeah.

    #104605
    Carlito
    Participant

    >> Beards are all very well and good but they can give you spots sometimes!

    > My missus is complaining about this at the moment, yeah.

    These jokes write themselves, no?

    #104611
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    Oh noes.

    Hey if it makes you feel better, you can stroke my beard…

    #104615
    TheLeen
    Participant

    Did you grow a new one then?

    #104616
    Carlito
    Participant

    I have about the biggest beard I’ve ever had at the moment. Had to grow it for a part in a new film ‘Ironclad’ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1233301/) set in the 13th century. I hate it, I’m itching like mad, I can’t wait to get rid.

    #104628
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    > Did you grow a new one then?

    No, but I imagine by the next time I see HB I could probably manage it ;-)

    #104678
    Gwynnie
    Participant

    Why are people getting creeped out by beards? Honestly. We can change the subject if you want. We’ve covered guys with long hair, and beards… what about flip-flops? ;)

    #104680
    Trena
    Participant

    I found out recently that my father met my mother while working in the same pub.

    This I knew.

    He was wearing grey socks and Jesus sandals due to a persistance of clammy feet.

    Charming, they’ve been married twenty-seven years now, shocking.

    #104709
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    What do you call flip flops when worn by a man with only one leg?………

    #104711
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    Doug Naylor’s flip flops.

    #104714
    si
    Participant

    >What do you call flip flops when worn by a man with only one leg????

    Flips?

    #104725
    Trena
    Participant

    Crip flops.

    Though to some, that could be gang related impotence.

    #104733
    Jo
    Participant

    Very poor. I prefer Seb’s answer :o)

    #104736
    si
    Participant

    >What do you call flip flops when worn by a man with only one leg????

    That Australian Guy Who’s Sometimes On Mock The Week’s Thong.

    #104770
    TheLeen
    Participant

    Doug Naylor’s flip flops.

    hahaha

    Fixed. From my phone.

    #104813
    Tanya Jones
    Participant

    John could grow a beard very easily. Bet that puts you ladies off.

    #104823
    Gwynnie
    Participant

    Hahah. That’s a lovely thing to say :P
    I don’t know, depends on whether they love any beard, or just beards on certain faces! Or like.. any guy with a beard becomes instantly attractive? I’m a bit like that with black shirts..

    #104825
    Dave
    Participant

    >I?m a bit like that with black shirts..

    Everybody loves a fascist.

    #104827
    Gwynnie
    Participant

    Haha. Not quite what I meant :P

    #104831
    TheLeen
    Participant

    There is very few faces that don’t benefit from beard or longer hair. They exist, but they’re just very few.

    #104835
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    I’ve never had long hair. But I really can’t be arsed waiting that long to find out…

    #104845

    >There is very few faces that don?t benefit from beard or longer hair. They exist, but they?re just very few.

    Now, see, I’m sort of the other way around: I think it’s a very select sort of face that is really and truly improved by facial hair, for the most part. Although it’s not necessarily something that’ll ruin your look; I just think it’s more of a lateral move for most men. I can take it or leave it, really.

    That said, I’m all for longer hair ^_^ .

    #104859
    hummingbird
    Participant

    > any guy with a beard becomes instantly attractive?

    There’s a world of difference between a nicely trimmed beard and a ZZtop.

    #104863
    Gwynnie
    Participant

    I can take it or leave it, anyway… I used to like my men clean shaven, but then I also used to fancy members of boybands with that old style known as “curtains”… I prefer my ladies not to have beards though, really, call me old fashioned but it just doesn’t look right..

    #104895
    Carlito
    Participant

    > I used to like my men clean shaven, but then I also used to fancy members of boybands with that old style known as ?curtains?

    This would be justifiable if it wasn’t so recent :(

    To define “recent”, I mean last couple of years, not last couple of hours.

    #104897
    Jo
    Participant

    >I mean last couple of years

    Really?

    Are you in an A1 tribute band?

    #104902
    Carlito
    Participant

    Nope. It was just an error of judgement. I have since been fully rehabilitated.

    #104905
    si
    Participant

    Well, I have, at various times in the last ten or so years, looked like this:

    This:

    (on the left there…)

    This:

    And this:

    I am not remotely happy with any of those looks. Except perhaps the first one, which I am unlikely to ever achieve again.

    #104909
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Well, I have, at various times in the last ten or so years, looked like this:

    This:

    (on the left there?)

    This:

    And this:

    I am not remotely happy with any of those looks. Except perhaps the first one, which I am unlikely to ever achieve again.

    #104921
    hummingbird
    Participant

    I think the last one is very you. Especially the lippy.

    #104925
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Si, that’s nonsense. You don’t look anything like Danny John-Jules.

    #104959
    Gwynnie
    Participant

    Oh Carl, back in my younger days I’d have totally done you. Although the chest looks pretty hair, I’m not so much into that. Maybe these aren’t things I should say on a public forum…

    #104960
    Gwynnie
    Participant

    *hairy

    #104977
    Carlito
    Participant

    how YOU doin’? ;)

    #104982
    si
    Participant

    My chest, shoulders and back are very hairy. I was thinking of having them waxed for charity one day.

    #104994
    Joey TORDFC
    Participant

    Yeah that photo of Carl with curtains was hot! Fair play mate.

    #104995
    Gwynnie
    Participant

    Hahah, we probably shouldn’t inflate his ego too much, he might bring the curtains back ;)

    #104999
    Trena
    Participant

    That is a fine centre parting though, worthy of PJ and Duncan…

    #105001
    si
    Participant

    I had some mean curtains when I was 16.

    Shocking.

    #105036

    > Maybe these aren?t things I should say on a public forum?

    Well, definitely not the ‘I would have done Carl’ part…

    #105041
    Trena
    Participant

    Oh we’ve all done Carl.

    #105044
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    I had some mean curtains when I was 16.

    Shocking.

    #105045
    Gwynnie
    Participant

    Hahahaha. Oh dear. There is a definite similarity.

    #105048
    si
    Participant

    Right. You’ve been warned. You want similarity?


    (on the left)

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