hello! (self-important announcement)

[Gwynnie]

Hi!
I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to join. I have posted on the BTLi forums for many, many years under gwyneth or gaj86, and this weekend I lost my DJ virginity. It was amazing, and I finally got to touch Craig Charles, which made my inner 13-year-old (you know you all have one) weep with joy (and other things).
Many of you – including you lovely people who run this amazing site – met me there. I just want to thank all of you for… I don’t know… being so friendly. I went there on my own, only really knowing Karl, and by today felt that I was becoming part of a big nerdy family. It made me all warm and fuzzy, and I’m gutted to have to come back to reality again.
I really just wanted to say I HAVE JOINED! YAY!!! and hope that it doesn’t sound too egotisctical!! But also, DJXV was amazing, I have nothing to compare to but everyone tells me that it was one of the best years! :) Well, I met them all (except Norm, of course) at last and Craig commented about my tit touching his shoulder so I can die happy now…

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[Seb Patrick]

Oh, who woke her up?

[Dessie]

Hello!

[Jonathan Capps]

Hurrah! I’ll have more coherent thoughts about DJ and the inherent excellentness of the people I met when I’m not feeling like I’m about to die.

[Tarka Dal]

> which made my inner 13-year-old (you know you all have one)

Insert your own Paul Gannon joke…

NOW!

[Seb Patrick]

Paul Gannon is not at #DJXV

[hummingbird]

Hello, hun. I don’t think we met, but glad you had a good time.

[Joey TORDFC]

Hi Gwynnie! It was good to meet you :D

[Dave]

Hello.

Wipe your feet.

[si]

>Paul Gannon is not at #DJXV

I just posted here (it’s somehow disappeared) that because of pointing this fact out, I upset Gannon over the weekend, which gave me a warm glow inside.

[TheLeen]

Hello there, sweetheart. ;)

[Gwynnie]

Oh Humminbird, we totally met, you were telling me dirty things about how you like men with long hair…. :O

[ori-STUDFARM]

All Hummingbird told me was how gross the pizza was from the bar! Nice to make your acquaintance Gwynnie

[hummingbird]

> Oh Humminbird, we totally met, you were telling me dirty things about how you like men with long hair?. :O

I was?!
*remembers stroking lovely hair through an alcoholic haze and talking about …. *
Oh, yeah, I was, wasn’t I.
*ahem* Sorry, hun.

You know, they really shouldn’t let me out in public on my own.

[Gwynnie]

Heheh. You did seem *slightly* drunk..I saw you at the disco too, strutting your stuff. That was Liam’s hair you were stroking, by the way. Get in! ;)

[hummingbird]

> That was Liam?s hair you were stroking, by the way.

I know. Lovely hair.

[Seb Patrick]

I can see why you go to Red Dwarf conventions, then.

Seems I got mine cut at just the wrong time…

[redhead85]

Ohhh missed out on the hair-stroking action – glad you ladies had a good time.

Hey Gwynnie – gorgeous profile pic

[Gwynnie]

Aww thank you dear! It’s from a poncy photoshoot I had a while ago!
Yep, lots of men with long hair at DJ!

[Carlito]

I’ve got hair like Liam.

Just not on my head.

[ori-STUDFARM]

It’s not on his genitalia either! Lets just say that his household gets through loads of bogroll! :D

[redhead85]

I tried to think of a comment that would drag the direction of this thread out of the gutter and suffered Epic Fail Syndrome…

[hummingbird]

>Yep, lots of men with long hair at DJ!

And not just those with long hair *winks*
But that’s just between you and me, ladies.

[ori-STUDFARM]

I must admit, I suffered from hair envy! I was sporting the “gel it all to the middle” style in the hope that people wouldn’t notice how thin my hair had become……sort of modern day version of the comb over!

The hair on my head that is!

[Gwynnie]

Well, I’m very grateful for those mental images!

[Joey TORDFC]

I was stroking all the beards. Beards everywhere. I was SO happy.

In general though, I’d say this was the most ‘talented’ I’ve ever seen a DJ. Probably all the virgin blood.

[Gwynnie]

Mmm, virgins…

[si]

Bearded virgins.

[Trena]

Slightly, clammy, nervous, faded Red Dwarf t-shirt wearing virgins.

I seemed to attract a bunch of them, must have been the non-soap dodging vibe I gave off.

[TheLeen]

Beards. ’nuff said

[Danny Stephenson]

Beards. ?nuff said

:D

[Liam Fretwell]

Ah yes, I vaguely remembered my hair being stroked several times and being told that I had gorgeous hair. Cheers ladies! ;-)

The beard turnout was impressive. I think that Jezz wins in those stakes though

[Tarka Dal]

GAY.

[Trena]

I don’t recall many facial rugs at the convention, though the young fella that dressed up as peacenik Rimmer had a smashing fake beard.

[si]

Hmm. Beards.

That’s me, that is.

[Trena]

Myself waiting for Chris to arrive on stage.

[Joey TORDFC]

Yes Jez’s beard was fine but I prefer the fuller, all over affair – not too long, not so short it’s stubble. Read: Seth Rogen <3

[Liam Fretwell]

So Danny then, surely?

[Trena]

The crowd audibly gasped when he showed off his receding barnet.

[Joey TORDFC]

Our Danny has a satisfactory beard. I’m concerned about the upkeep though. I think he could do better.

[TheLeen]

Karl had a great beard. Then he went and shaved it off. … ?!! .

[Joey TORDFC]

Yes I agree Marleen, very nice it was too.

[Gwynnie]

But he’s still lovely. Beards are all very well and good but they can give you spots sometimes!

[Tarka Dal]

I’m genuinely creeped out by this conversation.

[Trena]

Beards are the window to the soul, it’s essential to shampoo them.

[hummingbird]

OK, I like beards, but I’m also getting kind of creeped out.

[Seb Patrick]

>Beards are all very well and good but they can give you spots sometimes!

My missus is complaining about this at the moment, yeah.

[Carlito]

>> Beards are all very well and good but they can give you spots sometimes!

> My missus is complaining about this at the moment, yeah.

These jokes write themselves, no?

[Tarka Dal]

Oh noes.

Hey if it makes you feel better, you can stroke my beard…

[TheLeen]

Did you grow a new one then?

[Carlito]

I have about the biggest beard I’ve ever had at the moment. Had to grow it for a part in a new film ‘Ironclad’ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1233301/) set in the 13th century. I hate it, I’m itching like mad, I can’t wait to get rid.

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