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  • #5078
    Gwynnie
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    Hi!
    I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to join. I have posted on the BTLi forums for many, many years under gwyneth or gaj86, and this weekend I lost my DJ virginity. It was amazing, and I finally got to touch Craig Charles, which made my inner 13-year-old (you know you all have one) weep with joy (and other things).
    Many of you – including you lovely people who run this amazing site – met me there. I just want to thank all of you for… I don’t know… being so friendly. I went there on my own, only really knowing Karl, and by today felt that I was becoming part of a big nerdy family. It made me all warm and fuzzy, and I’m gutted to have to come back to reality again.
    I really just wanted to say I HAVE JOINED! YAY!!! and hope that it doesn’t sound too egotisctical!! But also, DJXV was amazing, I have nothing to compare to but everyone tells me that it was one of the best years! :) Well, I met them all (except Norm, of course) at last and Craig commented about my tit touching his shoulder so I can die happy now…

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  • #104628
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    > Did you grow a new one then?

    No, but I imagine by the next time I see HB I could probably manage it ;-)

    #104678
    Gwynnie
    Participant

    Why are people getting creeped out by beards? Honestly. We can change the subject if you want. We’ve covered guys with long hair, and beards… what about flip-flops? ;)

    #104680
    Trena
    Participant

    I found out recently that my father met my mother while working in the same pub.

    This I knew.

    He was wearing grey socks and Jesus sandals due to a persistance of clammy feet.

    Charming, they’ve been married twenty-seven years now, shocking.

    #104709
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    What do you call flip flops when worn by a man with only one leg?………

    #104711
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    Doug Naylor’s flip flops.

    #104714
    si
    Participant

    >What do you call flip flops when worn by a man with only one leg????

    Flips?

    #104725
    Trena
    Participant

    Crip flops.

    Though to some, that could be gang related impotence.

    #104733
    Jo
    Participant

    Very poor. I prefer Seb’s answer :o)

    #104736
    si
    Participant

    >What do you call flip flops when worn by a man with only one leg????

    That Australian Guy Who’s Sometimes On Mock The Week’s Thong.

    #104770
    TheLeen
    Participant

    Doug Naylor’s flip flops.

    hahaha

    Fixed. From my phone.

    #104813
    Tanya Jones
    Participant

    John could grow a beard very easily. Bet that puts you ladies off.

    #104823
    Gwynnie
    Participant

    Hahah. That’s a lovely thing to say :P
    I don’t know, depends on whether they love any beard, or just beards on certain faces! Or like.. any guy with a beard becomes instantly attractive? I’m a bit like that with black shirts..

    #104825
    Dave
    Participant

    >I?m a bit like that with black shirts..

    Everybody loves a fascist.

    #104827
    Gwynnie
    Participant

    Haha. Not quite what I meant :P

    #104831
    TheLeen
    Participant

    There is very few faces that don’t benefit from beard or longer hair. They exist, but they’re just very few.

    #104835
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    I’ve never had long hair. But I really can’t be arsed waiting that long to find out…

    #104845

    >There is very few faces that don?t benefit from beard or longer hair. They exist, but they?re just very few.

    Now, see, I’m sort of the other way around: I think it’s a very select sort of face that is really and truly improved by facial hair, for the most part. Although it’s not necessarily something that’ll ruin your look; I just think it’s more of a lateral move for most men. I can take it or leave it, really.

    That said, I’m all for longer hair ^_^ .

    #104859
    hummingbird
    Participant

    > any guy with a beard becomes instantly attractive?

    There’s a world of difference between a nicely trimmed beard and a ZZtop.

    #104863
    Gwynnie
    Participant

    I can take it or leave it, anyway… I used to like my men clean shaven, but then I also used to fancy members of boybands with that old style known as “curtains”… I prefer my ladies not to have beards though, really, call me old fashioned but it just doesn’t look right..

    #104895
    Carlito
    Participant

    > I used to like my men clean shaven, but then I also used to fancy members of boybands with that old style known as ?curtains?

    This would be justifiable if it wasn’t so recent :(

    To define “recent”, I mean last couple of years, not last couple of hours.

    #104897
    Jo
    Participant

    >I mean last couple of years

    Really?

    Are you in an A1 tribute band?

    #104902
    Carlito
    Participant

    Nope. It was just an error of judgement. I have since been fully rehabilitated.

    #104905
    si
    Participant

    Well, I have, at various times in the last ten or so years, looked like this:

    This:

    (on the left there…)

    This:

    And this:

    I am not remotely happy with any of those looks. Except perhaps the first one, which I am unlikely to ever achieve again.

    #104909
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Well, I have, at various times in the last ten or so years, looked like this:

    This:

    (on the left there?)

    This:

    And this:

    I am not remotely happy with any of those looks. Except perhaps the first one, which I am unlikely to ever achieve again.

    #104921
    hummingbird
    Participant

    I think the last one is very you. Especially the lippy.

    #104925
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Si, that’s nonsense. You don’t look anything like Danny John-Jules.

    #104959
    Gwynnie
    Participant

    Oh Carl, back in my younger days I’d have totally done you. Although the chest looks pretty hair, I’m not so much into that. Maybe these aren’t things I should say on a public forum…

    #104960
    Gwynnie
    Participant

    *hairy

    #104977
    Carlito
    Participant

    how YOU doin’? ;)

    #104982
    si
    Participant

    My chest, shoulders and back are very hairy. I was thinking of having them waxed for charity one day.

    #104994
    Joey TORDFC
    Participant

    Yeah that photo of Carl with curtains was hot! Fair play mate.

    #104995
    Gwynnie
    Participant

    Hahah, we probably shouldn’t inflate his ego too much, he might bring the curtains back ;)

    #104999
    Trena
    Participant

    That is a fine centre parting though, worthy of PJ and Duncan…

    #105001
    si
    Participant

    I had some mean curtains when I was 16.

    Shocking.

    #105036

    > Maybe these aren?t things I should say on a public forum?

    Well, definitely not the ‘I would have done Carl’ part…

    #105041
    Trena
    Participant

    Oh we’ve all done Carl.

    #105044
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    I had some mean curtains when I was 16.

    Shocking.

    #105045
    Gwynnie
    Participant

    Hahahaha. Oh dear. There is a definite similarity.

    #105048
    si
    Participant

    Right. You’ve been warned. You want similarity?


    (on the left)

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