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  • #11727
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    What up, bitches.

    As part of the migration to the new site, no users can create new forum topics until we relaunch this Friday / Saturday. Replies will be turned off along with regular comments on Friday evening.

    Sorry about this, but it’s necessary to keep me sane.

    #126397
    si
    Participant

    Darn. I was going to start a pre-launch thread where we could all praise G&T. ‘Ones for the Recommmendations’, I was going to call it. I was going to start with “Ganymede & Titan: For cunts like you & me”.

    #126398
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Feel free to use this thread for whatever you desire.

    We reserve the right to not add any proposed recommendations, mind. Joke ones from people who actually visit the site is sort of besides the point…

    #126399
    si
    Participant

    Who’s joking? ;)

    #126405
    JamesTC
    Participant

    If we really need a new topic we could just use an article with no comments on it from 10 years ago. That’s a compromise that makes everybody happy.

    #126406
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    >Feel free to use this thread for whatever you desire.

    Hmm, my plan for an Offshore Monkey Casino can finally go ahead!

    #126409
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    > If we really need a new topic we could just use an article with no comments on it from 10 years ago. That’s a compromise that makes everybody happy.

    Apart from me.

    #126414
    Paul Muller
    Participant

    Enough of this tot, I found this. I’m not sure if it’s been posted here before, but if so, apologies. In fact, apologies anyway, as it’s bloody awful.

    #126415
    Paul Muller
    Participant

    And this.

    Highlights include:

    “This sci-fi sitcom pursues the bizarre events of the capsule’s crew”

    “The crew are a loony lot..sporting an odd mixture of American uniforms and British accents.”

    “In the Red Dwarf, the android gets transformed into a Brando-like rebel”

    #126419
    si
    Participant

    My God.

    #126421
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    I actually really liked the first video. In a cheesy way. But that last clip…I think I am going to call the show THE Red Dwarf from now on in an attempt at trying to come across as an arty farty intellectual Australian.

    #126435
    Connell
    Participant

    There’s something about those Australian presenters that makes me feel like they’re going to shed tears as soon as the camera stops rolling…

    #126437
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    This would be a good idea for Dwarf! some sort of bunk scene and plug you face in!

    http://www.bbcamerica.com/copper/mugshot-yourself/

    #126451
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    I really like the promo, was unaware they did one of those Station IDs for Australia. That second clip is just odd, and I’ll tell you right now that most Australians are not like that. No, we’re too busy brewing Fosters and riding Koalas across the Harbour Bridge.

    #126475
    Jimboid
    Participant

    Hahaha, christ. This is rather good:

    I am unable to create a new forum topic but I refuse to deprive you all of a description of my dream last night:

    I was stuck in a public toilet with Vin Diesel, trying to escape. Outside was a press junket for Red Dwarf Series X, where it was revealed that the entire series was based around Rimmer’s attempts to create a musical version of the early days of the series. His eventual interpretation would be released on a separate DVD and would feature Kryten tap dancing with an umbrella…which became stuck in the doors of a lift.

    The cast then went for drinks, apart from Craig Charles whose white Volkswagen Beetle had been clamped…and Robert Llewellyn who had earlier proclaimed that the new series had “gone too far.”

    Make of that what you will.

    #126509
    Pecospete666
    Participant
    #126517
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    > “Chloe Annett, who played Kochanski in those dark years, was an able enough actress–even funny in some episodes, but her existence shattered the one truly sweet aspect of Lister’s character–mainly his centuries long crush on her.”

    Oh dear. Don’t worry, I politely cleared her up on this matter in the comments.

    #126519
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    “So why did we all hate her? Was it latent sexism? Our devotion to principle? Should Lister find happiness with his alternate universe crush or should he forever be a spicy curry consuming bastard travelling through space and having time paradoxical incest sex?”

    Why are you asking me questions but not attempting to answer them yourself?

    #126522
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Tiresome.

    #126523
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    And why has Hatty Hayridge not reprised her role as a female version of the ship’s computer?

    Yeah, because it’s totally up to her as to whether the character is in the show or not..

    #126533
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    “Intergalatic ne’er do wells who died thinking of gazpacho soup, impregnated their grandmothers with their fathers and rocked an iridescent suit like nobodies’ business.”

    Who impregnated their Grandmother with their Father?

    #126534
    JamesTC
    Participant

    >Who impregnated their Grandmother with their Father?

    Philip J. Fry

    #126535
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    #126536
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    The think to take note of here is all the comments under the video from people who can relate to the song…

    #126537
    Potor
    Participant

    >The think to take note of here is all the comments under the video from people who can relate to the song…

    internet… amazing

    #126541
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    To whom it my concern!
    Please have the new site up and running by the time I wake up!
    Thank you! :)

    #126542
    Carlito
    Participant

    > Who impregnated their Grandmother with their Father?

    Well Lister is his own father so Kochanski is both his mother and his grandmother. So Lister’s father impregnated his grandmother.

    Of course this all makes Lister’s continuing lust for his own great great grandmother Kochanski incredibly creepy.

    #126545
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    > internet… amazing

    What I meant was all the people who posted how they related to the song because of their own intrafamilial relationships.

    #126549
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    Well Lister is his own father so Kochanski is both his mother and his grandmother. So Lister’s father impregnated his grandmother.

    Of course this all makes Lister’s continuing lust for his own great great grandmother Kochanski incredibly creepy.

    This is the best thing you have ever posted on here.

    #126552
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    >Well Lister is his own father so Kochanski is both his mother and his grandmother. So Lister’s father impregnated his grandmother.

    That makes no sense even for a time travel story! Kochanski’s mother is not Kochanski.

    #126553
    Carlito
    Participant

    No but she is his paternal grandmother. His father’s mother. See?

    #126554
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Oh, I see. Yes, very good. Shitty zombies.

    #126556
    si
    Participant

    I’m sure there was an episode of Sons and Daughters in 1985 with this exact same plot.

    #126559
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E2%80%94All_You_Zombies%E2%80%94

    You should write a letter to Playboy, bud. I bet you anything it’d get printed

    #126562
    Jimboid
    Participant

    A series 7 quote from PP3. Rare as unicorn bollocks.

    #126563
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    So, any final words before the site shuts off? I’m gonna go with:

    I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.

    #126564
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    >A series 7 quote from PP3. Rare as unicorn bollocks.

    Well, it was reference to that Wiki article which said the story was rejected by Playboy but, rest assured, I was sobbing as a I pressed “Post Comment”.

    #126565
    Pecospete666
    Participant
    #126566
    Phil
    Participant

    >So, any final words before the site shuts off?

    You butter you butter you bet.

    #126567
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Adios

    #126568
    si
    Participant

    …The short version? Bye.

    (RED DWARF VIII QUOTE!! Not many of those on here.)

    #126569
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    I’ll say goodbye to love…

    #126570
    Phil
    Participant

    >Adios

    You tease.

    #126571
    Paul Muller
    Participant

    Look, I’m not much good at big speeches, and I know I haven’t always been an easy guy to get on with. And I know that, given the choice, I probably wouldn’t have chosen you as friends. But, I just want to say… that over the years I have come to regard you as… cunts… I met.

    #126572
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Cunts.

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