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  • #283750
    Stephen Abootman
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    https://llewellyn.substack.com/p/am-i-woke

    Hopefully Craig will update his TikTok next unless Norman Lovett has an OnlyFans to put forward his views on wokery etc.

    #283751

    Oh thank goodness, he’s not been massacred by an evil demon.

    #283754
    Joe
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    #283756
    Warbodog
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    #283761
    Stephen Abootman
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    #283762
    Moonlight
    Participant

    Let’s lock him and Chris in a cage and watch them fight.

    #283763
    loadoftottnumb
    Participant

     Most people in the UK are fairly politically centrist, apathetic and bored of both extremist sides hectoring them.”

    He came so close to self-awareness in the middle there. 

    #283765
    Unrumble
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    #283769
    Moonlight
    Participant

    #283771

    “ Most people in the UK are fairly politically centrist, apathetic and bored of both extremist sides hectoring them.”

    He came so close to self-awareness in the middle there. 

    Fixed

    #283774
    loadoftottnumb
    Participant

    Thx 

    #283778
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    His ability to use so many words to say basically nothing (specifically when talking about anything even slightly politically related) is amazing to me. 

    #283779
    Rudolph
    Participant

    Is “university academic (elite by definition)” the new “incompetent (by design)”?

    #283782
    Unrumble
    Participant

    #284140
    Stephen Abootman
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    #284154
    Rudolph
    Participant

    The way he eulogised Craig, I thought he was going to announce he’d died.

    #284161
    Stephen Abootman
    Participant

    That would be most unfortunate, especially for the second week in a row

    #284162

    I’ll be more at ease if Robert can respond to claims that he was/will be killed by a tunnel-dwelling half-human demon on August 23rd of this year (almost 4 months to the day from the time of writing).

    #286601
    Stephen Abootman
    Participant

    Bobby returning to the conventions as a one off I guess. Also Doug & Norman will be there too, got to be a fair few years since all of them have been in the same place at the same time? 

    #286602
    Jenuall
    Participant

    I see Kryten is sporting the lesser spotted “Star Appendage” attachment for the old groinal socket there

    #287615
    Flap Jack
    Participant

    So Bobby is running an in-character Kryten Twitter account… ? Bit weird innit.

    #287616
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    The start of some weird cross promotion of a new series or does he just finally want to take down that fucking Kryten parody account with his own, equally shit, parody account?

    #287622

    Why has he picked the worst possible Kryten mask as the profile pic?!

    #287625
    Jenuall
    Participant

    “I need to stand out from all those fake Kryten accounts, it’s essential I select a profile picture that establishes my authenticity”

    #287629
    Unrumble
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    #287638
    Moonlight
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    #287655
    Dave
    Participant

    I consider Bobby’s weird Kryten fan-fiction Twitter account to be the official Series XIII.

    #287656
    Dave
    Participant

    Oh, he’s got a book out, maybe that’s what all this was about.

    https://unbound.com/books/the-ghost-camera/

    #287657
    Flap Jack
    Participant

    So he’s now saying that he intends to make ActualKryten his only/primary account. Baffling.

    I can kind of get the logic that Twitter has become a much more horrible place to be, and therefore he would prefer to only be active on an account which has less expectation to reply to people on… but surely he could just restrict his content to one way updates on his personal account too?

    Given this book he’s funding has nothing to do with Red Dwarf (so his personal account with way more followers would be better for promoting that), I don’t think that explains this at all.

    It’s more like he’s signed a contract which obliges him to run a Kryten parody account for some reason.

    #287659
    desbug
    Participant

    Book doesn’t seem to feature sanitation mechanoids though! Something feels a bit odd about using GNP’s character as his internet voice…

    The thing that made me most interested in the book was that it has some link to / inspiration from Bekonscot model village which is brilliant – was there just last weekend. Not sure I would go there for £300 though!

    #287660
    Dave
    Participant

    Something feels a bit odd about using GNP’s character as his internet voice…

    Yeah it’s weird. Maybe this is all secretly part of the plot of Out Of The Red.

    #287662
    Asclepius
    Participant

    One rumour currently circulating on a popular Dwarf forum suggests that everything on @ActualKryten is actually the sequel to ‘Into the Gloop’.

    Makes you think.

    #287664

    Official RD account – DougRDNaylor

    Official Bobby account – ActualKryten

    What is going on

    #287666
    Formica
    Participant

    Official Chris account – @10DowningStreet

    #287667
    GlenTokyo
    Participant

    Red Dwarf somehow feels in worse shape now than it did when it had absolutely no shape a few months ago.

    #287668

    Imagine if all these recent Twitter things had happened while the lawsuit was still going on. 

    #287671
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Everyone is going insane

    #287679
    Rudolph
    Participant

    Red Dwarf has become like one of those alternate reality games that were popular about fifteen years ago. Having to work out a cryptic puzzle just to find when the cast will be at the Birmingham NEC next.

    #287691

    Rob is following transphobes, right? If it got out he would be cancelled. Doug’s personal account is now the official Red Dwarf Twitter account. Red Dwarf. And shit Kryten jokes must mean ‘is’. Red Dwarf is cancelled. 

    #287692
    peepingsignal
    Participant

    Rob is following transphobes, right? If it got out he would be cancelled. Doug’s personal account is now the official Red Dwarf Twitter account. Red Dwarf. And shit Kryten jokes must mean ‘is’. Red Dwarf is cancelled. 

    #287709
    Frank Smeghammer
    Participant

    #287735

    Bravo.

    #287739
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Bobby’s new social media strategy off to a blinder 

    #287741
    Flap Jack
    Participant

    He’s just giving his regular followers a taste of what they can expect if they follow ActualKryten.

    What they can expect: plausible Kryten tweets which aren’t funny at all, as if generated by ChatGPT.

    #287743
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    as if generated by ChatGPT.

    Ohhhh, of fucking course.

    #287746
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Maybe not, actually, these are quite funny

    #287748
    desbug
    Participant

    Which only goes to show that ActualKryten understands the character of Kryten and what makes him funny less than AI. Unless of course it’s because Kryten is AI himself that Chat GPT knows better how to think like him…

    #287749
    Flap Jack
    Participant

    Maybe not, actually, these are quite funny

    Or maybe he forgot to include “funny” in the prompt.

    #287752
    Dave
    Participant

    Bobby’s new social media strategy off to a blinder 

    #287761
    Rudolph
    Participant

    I’m now living in fear of Spare Head Three getting in on the action.

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