Robert Llewellyn has updated his Substack

[Stephen Abootman]

https://llewellyn.substack.com/p/am-i-woke

Hopefully Craig will update his TikTok next unless Norman Lovett has an OnlyFans to put forward his views on wokery etc.

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[Dave]

[Dave]

[Jenuall]

[RainbowGazelle]

[Flap Jack]

I do NOT consent to having Taiwan Tony retconned into Camille.

Also, wasn’t Camille’s whole deal that as few sentient beings as possible saw her, until Kryten, Rimmer and Lister’s conflicting reports gave the game away? I guess the skutters wouldn’t have been able to ask why Kryten had rescued a sexy skutter, but the vending machines might have said something.

Still, at least he remembered how to spell “skutter” this time.

[Dave]

[RainbowGazelle]

[Jenuall]

[Jenuall]

[Unrumble]

[International Debris]

How has Kryten got a photo of her looking like a mechanoid? She ought to appear as a green blob.

[Frank Smeghammer]

He has now referenced Archie and Taiwan Tony in his tweets. Why exactly is he bringing up all the worst parts of Red Dwarf?

[clem]

How has Kryten got a photo of her looking like a mechanoid? She ought to appear as a green blob.

Could be a screen grab from dream recorder footage. 

[Flap Jack]

Kryten accessed TOS while in the Back to Earth hallucination/dimension and downloaded all the pictures.

[Frank Smeghammer]

How has Kryten got a photo of her looking like a mechanoid? She ought to appear as a green blob.

Actually, what happens if you photograph Camille? Does she appear as the blob or does her image adapt to the person viewing the photograph?

If she appears as a blob, but you put that image into the Timeslides fluid, does she change when you enter the photo?

[RunawayTrain]

Actually, what happens if you photograph Camille? Does she appear as the blob or does her image adapt to the person viewing the photograph?

If she appears as a blob, but you put that image into the Timeslides fluid, does she change when you enter the photo?

Asking the important questions.

[Nick R]

If Camille joins a Better Than Life or AR game, what does she look like to the other players within the game?

[Nick R]

More importantly:

[Frank Smeghammer]

If Camille joins a Better Than Life or AR game, what does she look like to the other players within the game?

Is there a parallel universe (and the answer is “yes” by the way, just by the very nature of the theory of parallel universes) where Camille really is just another mechanoid and she and Kryten find a planet with an atmosphere and look after a garden together like Kryten always dreamed about and live happily ever after?

[Unrumble]

[International Debris]

Marvellous.

[desbug]

How has Kryten got a photo of her looking like a mechanoid? She ought to appear as a green blob.

Actually, what happens if you photograph Camille? Does she appear as the blob or does her image adapt to the person viewing the photograph?
If she appears as a blob, but you put that image into the Timeslides fluid, does she change when you enter the photo?

Does the orientation of the camera (if it’s a smart camera) matter? Maybe you get a picture of whatever the camera finds sexy.

Or maybe this question is answered by the episode itself… if you didn’t see the blob as the blob was being perceived by the other people in the room HOW DID THEY EVEN FILM THE EPISODE? Is Red Dwarf not even real and some kind of fictional setup?

[Formica]

Quite likely Kryten’s got a screenshot mechanism, no?

[Dave]

So Bobby is giving up his account entirely in favour of Tweeting solely as ActualKryten? How odd.

[Dave]

[Flap Jack]

Yeah, he announced that a while back, but it hasn’t become any less bizarre.

It would make sense if he just didn’t want to use a personal Twitter account any more, so he just let it lay dormant, and mainly tweeted from the Fully Charged and Kryten accounts (perhaps logging back into bobbyllew for one off announcements), but the detail that bobbyllew is becoming a Fully Charged account, while ActualKryten becomes his “primary” account that will occasionally break character (I mean, moreso than usual) to say that Rob Llewellyn will be at a convention or on the radio is just downright absurd.

[Dave]

I knew he was going to be focusing on ActualKryten but didn’t know (or forgot) that his personal account was being taken over entirely.

Someone needs to start an ActualBobbyLlew account to make things even more confusing.

[Flap Jack]

I wonder if he just wanted to contrive a way to get a Fully Charged account with more than 3x the followers the current one has.

Because I can tell you, the moment bobbyllew becomes FullyCharged2, I’m unfollowing that shit immediately.

[RunawayTrain]

Oh hello, this is interesting

https://twitter.com/bobbyllew/status/1708758628730044834?s=20

[Dave]

Maybe ActualKryten is going to show up to read some of it.

[International Debris]

Maybe Archie is.

[Dave]

If Snacky reads the audiobook I might actually buy it.

[International Debris]

Nah, Snacky is a funny character, Robert wouldn’t be interested. He’ll choose this guy instead: 

[Dave]

What a sign-off for a final tweet.

[Hamish]

Does the orientation of the camera (if it’s a smart camera) matter? Maybe you get a picture of whatever the camera finds sexy.

[Flap Jack]

[Flap Jack]

@bobbyllew is dead. Long live @Everyth1ngElec.

[Jonathan Capps]

Absolutely baffling

[Stephen Abootman]

“Just use our easy to remember new handle – W double W dot twitter dot C O M forward slash Every T H – number 1 – N G – Elec. Visit now!”

[Dave]

It’s funny to look back over some of Bobby’s more irritated tweets with the new branding.

Hopefully this is the official position of Fully Charged/Everything Electric on the matter.

[Unrumble]

“Do Androids Dream Of Everything Being Electric?”

[Frank Smeghammer]

“Do Androids Dream Of Everything Being Electric?”

I mean “Do Androids Dream of Electric Jeeps?” is right there.

Either or I suppose

[Unrumble]

[Dave]

Is… is Bobby OK?

[loadoftottnumb]

Sounds like he’s happy 

[Frank Smeghammer]

What a time to be alive.

A Kryten twitter parody run by the actual actor who plays him tweeting about aggressively scrubbing his own arsehole.

[Jenuall]

Okay, now I REALLY don’t want to use that cutlery he was drying in Entangled…

[Formica]

Okay, now I REALLY don’t want to use that cutlery he was drying in Entangled…

You preferred it BEFORE you knew the air was blowing out a clean duct?

[Jenuall]

Well he only brushed it out 12h ago so I’m assuming it was filthy back in 2012

[Formica]

You’ve created very troubling implications for the timeline with that comment. If we are supposed to interpret @ActualKryten posts as being actually being tweeted by Kryten in the Current Year, then does that mean that the character tweeting has been around since the time of Australopithecus?

[Author]

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