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  • #215352
    Jonsmad
    Participant

    Roberts @ a Twentica screening with Craig and doug today
    And Dave Gorman is there so there must be a season launch of uktv today,

    #215420

    He’ll forever be some prick with a name to me.

    #215469
    Jonsmad
    Participant

    Some one called Ian who used to work with the host of this periscope on UKTV on Big Brother is asking Chris, Robert and Craig a question. Do we know anyone with that name???

    #215470
    Jonsmad
    Participant

    Robert and Craig said Twentica is good, They have seen it, Chris hasnt yet, is looking forward to it.
    Craig says BFI stands for Big Friendly Idiot. And does the rotarian voice for eating of canape’s

    Asked about The appearance of another CAT this series.

    Robert says they have trouble remembering which series their non disclosure applys to, and then
    Craig shouts “Yet they meet another Cat!”

    Asked about the scary robot.

    They say “He certainly isnt the most friendly genetically engineered life form”

    Crashed.. So we dont know if they named the droid which Ian might have been fishing for.

    came back to Craig saying “You tell the nuns, I’ll clean up the custard.”

    Craig isnt doing I’m a celebrity this year.

    Asked about guest stars. Robert says Bruce Willis was hanging around the studio.
    And Craig said Brad wouldnt wear the mask. More Seriously Chris Barrie said there
    are recognisable stars in these next two series and they were a highlight for him.

    Then he does a bad Brittas impression about the technical problems.

    They mock chris barries large phone and his inability to download the uktv app.

    Craig says Red Dwarf XI was like getting the who back together except no one has died.

    #215471
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Cheers Jon, saved me a job!

    I see the Who line is Craig Charles’s current joke.

    #215480
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster
    #215482
    (deleted)
    Member

    That’s probably enough to justify him refilming his standup video again.

    #215483

    I watched that video once.

    ONCE.

    I was gonna bring it to Dimension Jump to get signed but I was afraid it would lead to Craig relapsing on crack.

    #215485
    (deleted)
    Member

    You watched it once? He *filmed* it twice.

    #215489
    si
    Participant

    I had it on audiotape. Lent it to a friend, along with a load of other stand=up tapes and mags, never got any of them back because her boyfriend threw all her stuff out after a row.
    But I do have a Live On Earth poster signed.

    Sorry, what were we saying?

    #215490
    MANI506
    Participant

    I really enjoy most of Craig’s stand up and his audiobook of The Log is a bit of harmless fun.

    On Bobby’s periscope there’s a bit more UKTV live frolics with Doug.

    #215492

    Stand-up, log, periscope.

    I feel as if you’re ‘aware’ of what you’re doing.

    #215493
    (deleted)
    Member

    No-one didn’t get harmed by The Log.

    #215494

    Well, Craig was acquitted after all.

    #215525
    Jo
    Participant

    “…Lent it to a friend, along with a load of other stand=up tapes and mags, never got any of them back because her boyfriend threw all her stuff out after a row.”

    Yeah, that’s what she told you…

    #215526

    We live in a political world
    Love don’t have any place
    We’re living in times where men commit crimes
    And crime don’t have a face

    We live in a political world
    Icicles hanging down
    Wedding bells ring and angels sing
    Clouds cover up the ground

    We live in a political world
    Wisdom is thrown into jail
    It rots in a cell, is misguided as hell
    Leaving no one to pick up a trail

    We live in a political world
    Where mercy walks the plank
    Life is in mirrors, death disappears
    Up the steps into the nearest bank

    We live in a political world
    Where courage is a thing of the past
    Houses are haunted, children are unwanted
    The next day could be your last

    We live in a political world
    The one we can see and can feel
    But there’s no one to check, it’s all a stacked deck
    We all know for sure that it’s real

    We live in a political world
    In the cities of lonesome fear
    Little by little you turn in the middle
    But you’re never sure why you’re here

    We live in a political world
    Under the microscope
    You can travel anywhere and hang yourself there
    You always got more than enough rope

    We live in a political world
    Turning and a-thrashing about
    As soon as you’re awake, you’re trained to take
    What looks like the easy way out

    We live in a political world
    Where peace is not welcome at all
    It’s turned away from the door to wander some more
    Or put up against the wall

    We live in a political world
    Everything is hers or his
    Climb into the frame and shout God’s name
    But you’re never sure what it is

    #215532
    Jo
    Participant

    Cool story Bob.

    #215547

    Sorry, I was heavy into early ’70s shite Dylan there and I found myself travelling through time to his late ’80s aggro-fest.

    #215628
    Jonsmad
    Participant

    #215633
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    ROTATE YOUR FUCKING PHONE

    #215640

    He was being meta.

    #221213
    Stephen Abootman
    Participant

    Chris, Robert & Craig (and James Buckley) will be at the UKTV Live event on Wednesday apparently.

    #221247
    Stephen Abootman
    Participant

    Doesn’t seem to be much in the way of news/interviews from today.

    Anyway, “Speaking at UKTV Live ahead of the arrival of the 12th series on Dave, actor Chris Barrie (aka Dave Rimmer)….” Heh.

    Red Dwarf cast can’t believe the show has lasted for 30 years

    #221248
    Dave
    Participant

    Everybody’s Dave, Dave.

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