Uktv periscope

[Jonsmad]

Roberts @ a Twentica screening with Craig and doug today
And Dave Gorman is there so there must be a season launch of uktv today,

Topic

[Pete Tranter’s Sister]

He’ll forever be some prick with a name to me.

[Jonsmad]

Some one called Ian who used to work with the host of this periscope on UKTV on Big Brother is asking Chris, Robert and Craig a question. Do we know anyone with that name???

[Jonsmad]

Robert and Craig said Twentica is good, They have seen it, Chris hasnt yet, is looking forward to it.
Craig says BFI stands for Big Friendly Idiot. And does the rotarian voice for eating of canape’s

Asked about The appearance of another CAT this series.

Robert says they have trouble remembering which series their non disclosure applys to, and then
Craig shouts “Yet they meet another Cat!”

Asked about the scary robot.

They say “He certainly isnt the most friendly genetically engineered life form”

Crashed.. So we dont know if they named the droid which Ian might have been fishing for.

came back to Craig saying “You tell the nuns, I’ll clean up the custard.”

Craig isnt doing I’m a celebrity this year.

Asked about guest stars. Robert says Bruce Willis was hanging around the studio.
And Craig said Brad wouldnt wear the mask. More Seriously Chris Barrie said there
are recognisable stars in these next two series and they were a highlight for him.

Then he does a bad Brittas impression about the technical problems.

They mock chris barries large phone and his inability to download the uktv app.

Craig says Red Dwarf XI was like getting the who back together except no one has died.

[Ian Symes]

Cheers Jon, saved me a job!

I see the Who line is Craig Charles’s current joke.

[Jonathan Capps]

And, indeed, past joke:

“It was like The Who reforming, only nobody died”

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That’s probably enough to justify him refilming his standup video again.

[Pete Tranter’s Sister]

I watched that video once.

ONCE.

I was gonna bring it to Dimension Jump to get signed but I was afraid it would lead to Craig relapsing on crack.

[(deleted)]

You watched it once? He *filmed* it twice.

[si]

I had it on audiotape. Lent it to a friend, along with a load of other stand=up tapes and mags, never got any of them back because her boyfriend threw all her stuff out after a row.
But I do have a Live On Earth poster signed.

Sorry, what were we saying?

[MANI506]

I really enjoy most of Craig’s stand up and his audiobook of The Log is a bit of harmless fun.

On Bobby’s periscope there’s a bit more UKTV live frolics with Doug.

[Pete Tranter’s Sister]

Stand-up, log, periscope.

I feel as if you’re ‘aware’ of what you’re doing.

[(deleted)]

No-one didn’t get harmed by The Log.

[Pete Tranter’s Sister]

Well, Craig was acquitted after all.

[Jo]

“…Lent it to a friend, along with a load of other stand=up tapes and mags, never got any of them back because her boyfriend threw all her stuff out after a row.”

Yeah, that’s what she told you…

[Pete Tranter’s Sister]

We live in a political world
Love don’t have any place
We’re living in times where men commit crimes
And crime don’t have a face

We live in a political world
Icicles hanging down
Wedding bells ring and angels sing
Clouds cover up the ground

We live in a political world
Wisdom is thrown into jail
It rots in a cell, is misguided as hell
Leaving no one to pick up a trail

We live in a political world
Where mercy walks the plank
Life is in mirrors, death disappears
Up the steps into the nearest bank

We live in a political world
Where courage is a thing of the past
Houses are haunted, children are unwanted
The next day could be your last

We live in a political world
The one we can see and can feel
But there’s no one to check, it’s all a stacked deck
We all know for sure that it’s real

We live in a political world
In the cities of lonesome fear
Little by little you turn in the middle
But you’re never sure why you’re here

We live in a political world
Under the microscope
You can travel anywhere and hang yourself there
You always got more than enough rope

We live in a political world
Turning and a-thrashing about
As soon as you’re awake, you’re trained to take
What looks like the easy way out

We live in a political world
Where peace is not welcome at all
It’s turned away from the door to wander some more
Or put up against the wall

We live in a political world
Everything is hers or his
Climb into the frame and shout God’s name
But you’re never sure what it is

[Jo]

Cool story Bob.

[Pete Tranter’s Sister]

Sorry, I was heavy into early ’70s shite Dylan there and I found myself travelling through time to his late ’80s aggro-fest.

[Jonsmad]

[Pete Part Three]

ROTATE YOUR FUCKING PHONE

[Pete Tranter’s Sister]

He was being meta.

[Stephen Abootman]

Chris, Robert & Craig (and James Buckley) will be at the UKTV Live event on Wednesday apparently.

It's nearly time! We'll be at @ClaridgesHotel this Wednesday with some of your UKTV Play favourites for #UKTVLive. pic.twitter.com/3jZRHjg72T

— UKTV Play (@UKTVPlay) September 11, 2017

[Stephen Abootman]

Doesn’t seem to be much in the way of news/interviews from today.

Anyway, “Speaking at UKTV Live ahead of the arrival of the 12th series on Dave, actor Chris Barrie (aka Dave Rimmer)….” Heh.

Red Dwarf cast can’t believe the show has lasted for 30 years

[Dave]

Everybody’s Dave, Dave.

[Author]

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