Home › Forums › Ganymede & Titan Forum › If you walked down the Hayes (Cardiff) wearing a green coat and an Ace Rimmer t-shirt today… Search for: This topic has 33 replies, 19 voices, and was last updated 14 years, 2 months ago by JamesTC. Scroll to bottom Creator Topic February 27, 2012 at 3:21 pm #11516 thomasaevansParticipant …and by some miracle you read this – your beautiful, and I wish I dropped you at the time and said It to your face. That Is all. Creator Topic Viewing 33 replies - 1 through 33 (of 33 total) Author Replies February 27, 2012 at 3:21 pm #115465 thomasaevansParticipant Or perhaps – stopped you, rather than dropped you. Im now going to drop myself. February 27, 2012 at 3:40 pm #115466 Ian SymesKeymaster That was me. February 27, 2012 at 3:40 pm #115467 Jonathan CappsKeymaster It was me. February 27, 2012 at 3:41 pm #115468 Jonathan CappsKeymaster Amazing. February 27, 2012 at 3:43 pm #115469 John HoareParticipant I thought it was me? February 27, 2012 at 3:56 pm #115470 Ian SymesKeymaster I was walking down the Hayes (Cardiff) wearing a green coat and an Ace Rimmer t-shirt today, and so was my wife. February 27, 2012 at 4:17 pm #115471 thomasaevansParticipant I think It’s time to set up ‘BeSmeggy.com’. February 27, 2012 at 5:03 pm #115472 PhilParticipant …and by some miracle you read this – your beautiful, and I wish I stopped you at the time and said It to your face, instead of following closely behind and masturbating. February 27, 2012 at 5:03 pm #115473 redhead85Participant > I was walking down the Hayes (Cardiff) wearing a green coat and an Ace Rimmer t-shirt today, and so was my wife. /giggle It was thanks to a Red Dwarf t-shirt that I met my husband. We know have a 4 month old daughter who giggles when she watches ‘Legion’. WIN. February 27, 2012 at 5:13 pm #115474 Pete Part ThreeParticipant …you need to get some better clothes February 27, 2012 at 5:19 pm #115475 siParticipant I *have* actually walked down the Hayes in Cardiff in an Ace Rimmer t-shirt and a green coat. But that was in 2004. Darn. February 27, 2012 at 6:29 pm #115478 RidleyParticipant It’s a hole back into the past. February 27, 2012 at 6:34 pm #115479 Ben PaddonParticipant Was this person wearing anything else? February 27, 2012 at 7:17 pm #115481 srmcd1Participant No, *I’m* Spartacus! February 27, 2012 at 8:46 pm #115488 p2p_productionsParticipant Wanted: 6ft Valkyrie warrior maiden in scanty armor with a cleavage you could ski down. Looks not important. GSOH preferable but not essential. Must be Midlands-based (or thereabouts) and willing to settle for less. Interested? Contact: helpmeplease@p2pproductions.org February 27, 2012 at 9:53 pm #115498 JamesParticipant The girl on the platform smiled, she just past wind. February 28, 2012 at 1:25 am #115178 JonsmadParticipant Tom’s life is brilliant. His love is pure. He saw a fan-girl. And he went phwoar. She smiled at him in Cardiff. She was an Ace Rimmer fan. He wants to smoke her kippers, for breakfast. And he’s got a plan. You’re beautiful. You’re beautiful. You’re beautiful, he posts. He saw you todays, walking down the hayes And he don’t know what to do, ‘Cause he’ll never watch dwarf with you. Yeah, she caught his eye, She thought?, What a guy? He could see from her emerald coat she was, Mighty fine. And he doesn’t think that he’ll see her again, But they share a fandom, they’ll both watch series ten (x) You’re beautiful. You’re beautiful. You’re beautiful, he posts. He saw your face in a Cardiff place, And doesn’t know what to do, ‘Cause he’ll never give it rizz with you. You’re beautiful. You’re beautiful. You’re beautiful, he posts. There must be an smeghead with a H on his face, When he thought up that Tom should be with you. But it’s time for him to see If she’s fit, she’s probably not on G & T February 28, 2012 at 2:20 am #115506 Ian SymesKeymaster I love you, Jon. February 28, 2012 at 8:28 am #115510 Pete Part ThreeParticipant Very good, Jon. Apart from the Cassandra reference. I did not like that. February 28, 2012 at 9:46 am #115512 thomasaevansParticipant Jon – Im welling up here. Im going back down to find her now. February 28, 2012 at 9:48 am #115513 Jonathan CappsKeymaster > Im going back down to find her now. “And that’s the last thing he said to us, officer.” February 28, 2012 at 2:09 pm #115516 redhead85Participant > If she’s fit, she’s probably not on G & T Hey! :-P Otherwise? Good lyrics, there. February 28, 2012 at 10:42 pm #115537 JonsmadParticipant Love you with cakes, Ian. February 28, 2012 at 10:47 pm #115538 JonsmadParticipant > If she’s fit, she’s probably not on G & T >Hey! :-P It’s like the science fiction convention joke in emo hawk, If your response is to laugh at it, like you did, then it probably doesn’t apply to you. ;-) February 28, 2012 at 10:50 pm #115539 JonsmadParticipant >Jon – Im welling up here. Im going back down to find her now. Find her! I want a happy ending. Well, mostly, actually, I want to write a Match.com parody next. If you could find her on an adjacent train platform or in a music shop complaining about the lack of a red dwarf movie, and sing at her a bit about it, that would help me immensely. February 28, 2012 at 11:04 pm #115541 Pete Part ThreeParticipant “I like…” “UK Sitcoms” “Like Red Dwarf…” “…Eight” “It’s not considered the best one” “No, but I like it” “Well I don’t” “Fuck you then” February 28, 2012 at 11:06 pm #115542 Danny StephensonKeymaster “I like…” “UK Sitcoms” “Like Red Dwarf…” “…Eight” “It’s not considered the best one” “No, but I like it” “Well I don’t” “Fuck you then” I nominate this post for Hall of Fame Status… February 29, 2012 at 1:02 am #115543 thomasaevansParticipant Swell! I an honoured! I just wish the ORIGINAL INTENT of finding the fittie actually happened. Lesson learnt – Think It, say It. UNDER ALL CIRCUMSTANCES. February 29, 2012 at 4:52 pm #115548 ori-STUDFARMParticipant Did she have a long whispy beard at all? February 29, 2012 at 7:25 pm #115549 UncreativeUserNameParticipant Well, you got a relatively amusing thread out of it. Most I get when I try this kinda announcing love thing features words like Hahaha and cunt. February 29, 2012 at 8:17 pm #115556 ori-STUDFARMParticipant >Most I get when I try this kinda announcing love thing features words like Hahaha and cunt. Cunt! March 1, 2012 at 12:00 am #115562 Kris ‘Drivaaar’ CarterParticipant Hahaha! March 1, 2012 at 12:07 am #115563 JamesTCParticipant And! Author Replies Viewing 33 replies - 1 through 33 (of 33 total) Scroll to top • Scroll to Recent Forum Posts You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Log In Username: Password: Keep me signed in Log In