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  • #11516
    thomasaevans
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    …and by some miracle you read this – your beautiful, and I wish I dropped you at the time and said It to your face.

    That Is all.

    #115465
    thomasaevans
    Participant

    Or perhaps – stopped you, rather than dropped you. Im now going to drop myself.

    #115466
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    That was me.

    #115467
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    It was me.

    #115468
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Amazing.

    #115469
    John Hoare
    Participant

    I thought it was me?

    #115470
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    I was walking down the Hayes (Cardiff) wearing a green coat and an Ace Rimmer t-shirt today, and so was my wife.

    #115471
    thomasaevans
    Participant

    I think It’s time to set up ‘BeSmeggy.com’.

    #115472
    Phil
    Participant

    …and by some miracle you read this – your beautiful, and I wish I stopped you at the time and said It to your face, instead of following closely behind and masturbating.

    #115473
    redhead85
    Participant

    > I was walking down the Hayes (Cardiff) wearing a green coat and an Ace Rimmer t-shirt today, and so was my wife.

    /giggle

    It was thanks to a Red Dwarf t-shirt that I met my husband. We know have a 4 month old daughter who giggles when she watches ‘Legion’.

    WIN.

    #115474
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    …you need to get some better clothes

    #115475
    si
    Participant

    I *have* actually walked down the Hayes in Cardiff in an Ace Rimmer t-shirt and a green coat. But that was in 2004. Darn.

    #115478
    Ridley
    Participant

    It’s a hole back into the past.

    #115479
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Was this person wearing anything else?

    #115481
    srmcd1
    Participant

    No, *I’m* Spartacus!

    #115488
    p2p_productions
    Participant

    Wanted: 6ft Valkyrie warrior maiden in scanty armor with a cleavage you could ski down. Looks not important. GSOH preferable but not essential. Must be Midlands-based (or thereabouts) and willing to settle for less. Interested? Contact: helpmeplease@p2pproductions.org

    #115498
    James
    Participant

    The girl on the platform smiled, she just past wind.

    #115178
    Jonsmad
    Participant

    Tom’s life is brilliant.
    His love is pure.
    He saw a fan-girl.
    And he went phwoar.
    She smiled at him in Cardiff.
    She was an Ace Rimmer fan.
    He wants to smoke her kippers, for breakfast.
    And he’s got a plan.

    You’re beautiful. You’re beautiful.
    You’re beautiful, he posts.
    He saw you todays, walking down the hayes
    And he don’t know what to do,
    ‘Cause he’ll never watch dwarf with you.

    Yeah, she caught his eye,
    She thought?, What a guy?
    He could see from her emerald coat she was,
    Mighty fine.
    And he doesn’t think that he’ll see her again,
    But they share a fandom, they’ll both watch series ten (x)

    You’re beautiful. You’re beautiful.
    You’re beautiful, he posts.
    He saw your face in a Cardiff place,
    And doesn’t know what to do,
    ‘Cause he’ll never give it rizz with you.

    You’re beautiful. You’re beautiful.
    You’re beautiful, he posts.
    There must be an smeghead with a H on his face,
    When he thought up that Tom should be with you.
    But it’s time for him to see
    If she’s fit, she’s probably not on G & T

    #115506
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    I love you, Jon.

    #115510
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Very good, Jon. Apart from the Cassandra reference. I did not like that.

    #115512
    thomasaevans
    Participant

    Jon – Im welling up here. Im going back down to find her now.

    #115513
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    > Im going back down to find her now.

    “And that’s the last thing he said to us, officer.”

    #115516
    redhead85
    Participant

    > If she’s fit, she’s probably not on G & T

    Hey! :-P

    Otherwise? Good lyrics, there.

    #115537
    Jonsmad
    Participant

    Love you with cakes, Ian.

    #115538
    Jonsmad
    Participant

    > If she’s fit, she’s probably not on G & T

    >Hey! :-P

    It’s like the science fiction convention joke in emo hawk, If your response is to laugh at it, like you did, then it probably doesn’t apply to you. ;-)

    #115539
    Jonsmad
    Participant

    >Jon – Im welling up here. Im going back down to find her now.

    Find her! I want a happy ending.

    Well, mostly, actually, I want to write a Match.com parody next. If you could find her on an adjacent train platform or in a music shop complaining about the lack of a red dwarf movie, and sing at her a bit about it, that would help me immensely.

    #115541
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    “I like…”
    “UK Sitcoms”
    “Like Red Dwarf…”
    “…Eight”
    “It’s not considered the best one”
    “No, but I like it”
    “Well I don’t”
    “Fuck you then”

    #115542
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    “I like…”
    “UK Sitcoms”
    “Like Red Dwarf…”
    “…Eight”
    “It’s not considered the best one”
    “No, but I like it”
    “Well I don’t”
    “Fuck you then”

    I nominate this post for Hall of Fame Status…

    #115543
    thomasaevans
    Participant

    Swell! I an honoured! I just wish the ORIGINAL INTENT of finding the fittie actually happened.

    Lesson learnt – Think It, say It. UNDER ALL CIRCUMSTANCES.

    #115548
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    Did she have a long whispy beard at all?

    #115549
    UncreativeUserName
    Participant

    Well, you got a relatively amusing thread out of it.
    Most I get when I try this kinda announcing love thing features words like Hahaha and cunt.

    #115556
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    >Most I get when I try this kinda announcing love thing features words like Hahaha and cunt.

    Cunt!

    #115562
    Kris Carter
    Participant

    Hahaha!

    #115563
    JamesTC
    Participant

    And!

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