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    Jawscvmcdia
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    Hi guys,

    I’ve been thinking about a possible idea for Kryten’s groinal socket. It’s an idea that I’ve had for a while now, but I was wondering what you all thought of it.

    Basically, we all know that Kryten can plug attachments into the socket, which is a funny idea in itself. What I think would take it even further would be to have the attachment visibly extend from its socket (i.e. like an vacuum hose). Even better would be to have a gag where the hose gets blocked for some reason, and because Kryten can’t do it himself, the only way to remove the blockage would be to have one of the crew (i.e. Lister or Cat) have to physically suck it out using their mouth. Then, when they manage to unblock the blockage, the contents of Kryten’s socket is pumped into the person’s mouth. I am sure that this would be a hilarious scene and one that would be extremely funny.

    What do you all think of the idea?

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  • #235596
    bloodteller
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    Have they ever even done a groinal attachment joke since Can’t Smeg Won’t Smeg?

    It definitely wasn’t in VIII, and I don’t remember it being in any of the Dave era episodes.

    #235600

    That’d be a little on the nose, don’t you think?

    #235606

    No, it’s just drying cultery with farts these days.

    #235609
    tombow
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    Jaws Naylor for XIII’s writing duo

    #235622
    Plastic Percy
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    I still remember that fanfiction I read where he has dildo attachment and Kochanski gets him to bum her in the shower.

    #235623
    GlenTokyo
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    >I still remember that fanfiction I read where he has dildo attachment and Kochanski gets him to bum her in the shower.

    Never has a G&T banner been more applicable to a comment underneath it.

    #235624
    GlenTokyo
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    Shit

    View post on imgur.com

    If that doesn’t work it was the “what the Jesusing cunting fuck” one.

    #235630
    flanl3
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    Surely he could suck it out himself?

    #236092
    peas_and_corn
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    So what would it be blocked with, mayonnaise?

    #236117
    flanl3
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    He was vacuuming up Lister’s cum from the shower drain

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