Red Dwarf Action Figures!

Oooh…they are lubberly. Always used to dream that I had Red Dward action figures when I was a wee ‘un….and was always disappointed to wake up and find not only did I not have any, but that they did not in fact exist.

They remind me of Thunderbirds marionette versions of the crew. How cool could that be, Dwarf done in a Team America style?? Of course, I’d love an animation of some kind…

I didn’t think the Lister’s face looked right but apart from that those figures look good.

“What are you gay!”

No full life size poseable Chlo? (Kochanski)

I seem to remember an announcement or rumour that Dapol had the Red Dwarf toy licence at one point. I hink we can all be glad that nothing came of that if it were true.

I would love it if someone like Character Options released the Boys in plastic form, unlikely it already was presumably more unlikelier by the failure of the headknockers (http://www.t-2.co.uk) to take the world’s desks by storm.

Who bought a headknocker or four?

>Ahh, come on, I love the Dapol Who stuff. Yes, Dwarf toys by them would have been crap, but endearingly so

Lister would have been a repaint of Ace, Tetraps repackaged as Kinatowowi, it would have been interesting

>Who bought a headknocker or four?

I did. I bought Lister first for a mate’s birthday (or Christmas) and managed to break his arm taking him out of the box. So I glued his arm and kept that one and ordered another for my mate.

My Lister has since broken beyond repair and ended up in the bin.

I got Dwayne Dibbley with Beat the Geeks and I bought the other two (The Inquisitor and Kryten.) I’m not sure which of those two is my favourite.

So there you go, four head knockers, one being dead. (I’ve thought of replacing it but I’m not too fussed.) I was hoping to get the Psiren one, but alas they didn’t continue.

I think there was an accident, but it is made of a rather brittle material too. And the arm sticking out doesn’t help.

It’s a great looking figure though.

I haven’t had much trouble with my others. Come to think of it, I think Dwayne Dibbley’s head came off once or twice, but that was just a quick fix with the neck spring (i.e not really a break at all.)

Didn’t you also decapitate Cappsy’s while you were staying round our gaff?

You did buy him another, didn’t you? He definitely got one from somewhere…

Shit. Sorry, Capps!

…I think you know what I’m going to say now, dear. In fact, it’s so obvious, I don’t think I’m even going to say it.

Oh, so *I* got him another one? I’m excellent.

Kids, kids… you’re BOTH excellent.