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    Asclepius
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    “Presents under the tree.

    Mince pies for brekkie.

    If I didn’t know any better, I’d say…<song jingle about it beginning to look like Christmas>

    …and I’m all here for it.

    Gotta make time for myself though…”

    Is it just me who still can’t shake the image of Craig ‘making time for himself’ by imagining the next bit should involve us hearing the revving of a chaffeur-driven car driving off, the sound of a magazine crinkling as it is opened and thumbed through to a particular favourite page, the multiple-clicks of a lighter igniting, and then the long, raspy inhale from a pipe?

    If I had any talent, I’d make that clip.

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    If you get me some links to the right sound effects, I’ll do it for you. I’m a pretty decent audio editor*.

    *Please don’t ask me about anything to do with equalization

    #291140
    Frank Smeghammer
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    #291154
    Asclepius
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    Absolutely bypassed, yes.

    I’ve just always been taken by the fact that, no matter how shit-faced he is, he remains an absolute professional:

    (400) Craig Charles absolutely smashed off his face while DJing. – YouTube

    Craig Charles – Live on Earth (a historical curiosity from 1995) (cookdandbombd.co.uk)

    “Me and a couple of mates DJd at a festival in 2018 and were on before CC. I’m a huge fan of his radio show so considered it quite an honour but the rumours were that he wasn’t going to show. Anyway, there I was at the back of the stage while my mate finished off our set when the organiser legged it up to me saying ‘he’s here! Quick, set this mic stand up, about this (5 foot) high’. I did this, then turned around to see CC. He was fucked. He had eyes like pin-pricks and was having some difficulty in staying upright as he staggered onstage. He fell backwards into the banner, which fortunately for him was hung on a solid wall. Later on, he dropped all his CDs on the dancefloor which I picked up for him. He managed to get through his two hours but was really struggling at points. Good tunes, but by the numbers. To be fair, I found out that was his third gig of the night plus his radio show. I’m told that later on he put away a bottle of Grey Goose in under an hour.”

    Q: Ha. How much dj-ing was he doing? He looks like he’s doing a lot but I’m sure at one gig a lot of it was premixed with phasers and stuff all over it, every so often he’d clang into another big re-edit. Not arsed like, it’s still bloody good fun.

    I’ve heard the pre-mix rumours so I was watching him like a hawk. If it was pre-mixed he was disguising it well as he was shuffling through his CD book and using both CDJs. Wasn’t really mixing as such as most of his tunes are with live drummers so hard to beatmatch for long, though he did clang through a couple of beatmatches and even did some half-arsed scratching. 

    #291157
    Moonlight
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    If you get me some links to the right sound effects, I’ll do it for you. I’m a pretty decent audio editor*.

    *Please don’t ask me about anything to do with equalization

    99% of anything I do with an equalizer is just nuking the 2000hz range on anything that overlaps dialogue. Just do that.

    Dark mode strikes again. Note to self: “Paste as plain text.”

    #291160

    You’re welcome.

    “Me and a couple of mates DJd at a festival in 2018 and were on before CC. I’m a huge fan of his radio show so considered it quite an honour but the rumours were that he wasn’t going to show. Anyway, there I was at the back of the stage while my mate finished off our set when the organiser legged it up to me saying ‘he’s here! Quick, set this mic stand up, about this (5 foot) high’. I did this, then turned around to see CC. He was fucked. He had eyes like pin-pricks and was having some difficulty in staying upright as he staggered onstage. He fell backwards into the banner, which fortunately for him was hung on a solid wall. Later on, he dropped all his CDs on the dancefloor which I picked up for him. He managed to get through his two hours but was really struggling at points. Good tunes, but by the numbers. To be fair, I found out that was his third gig of the night plus his radio show. I’m told that later on he put away a bottle of Grey Goose in under an hour.”

    Q: Ha. How much dj-ing was he doing? He looks like he’s doing a lot but I’m sure at one gig a lot of it was premixed with phasers and stuff all over it, every so often he’d clang into another big re-edit. Not arsed like, it’s still bloody good fun.

    I’ve heard the pre-mix rumours so I was watching him like a hawk. If it was pre-mixed he was disguising it well as he was shuffling through his CD book and using both CDJs. Wasn’t really mixing as such as most of his tunes are with live drummers so hard to beatmatch for long, though he did clang through a couple of beatmatches and even did some half-arsed scratching. 

    #291167
    Asclepius
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    Thanks for fixing that! Hadn’t realised it had carried along some formatting with it.

    #291183
    Stabbim the Skutter
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    Huh, for some reason I thought he’d managed to stay clean for good after rehab. Then again, if you were DJing for a living you’d be surrounded by temptation…hope he’s doing okay health-wise.

    #291205
    Rudolph
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    I’ve always assumed he’s stuck away from hard drugs since. He did mention in an article earlier in the year that he’s had to tone down the partying after his heart attack in 2018. That he only vapes and drinks now.

    #291206
    Warbodog
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    I inject about once a month on a purely recreational basis: fine.

    #291210
    Moonlight
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    I wish I had drugs. That would solve all my problems.

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