Rimmer’s tool kit – Ganymede & Titan

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March 13, 2009 at 12:57 pm #3051

p2p_productions
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Did anyone purchase the Rimmer’s Tool Kit set from TOS a while back (I think the US store)? I’m trying to find out what the contents were. If anyone has any pics, that’d be great.

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March 13, 2009 at 2:52 pm #93800

Ian Symes
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I got it. It’s just a tool kit. Most disappointing.

March 13, 2009 at 3:03 pm #93803

Dave
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Half of them contain a 14B, the other half have a 14F

March 13, 2009 at 3:18 pm #93805

p2p_productions
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Ian, did yours come with any RD stuff? Apparently, there was a keyring and one of Rimmer’s XXS condoms too… Seriously.

March 13, 2009 at 3:39 pm #93806

Ian Symes
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That’s what I thought when I ordered it, but no – it was just a toolkit.

March 13, 2009 at 4:00 pm #93807

Andrew
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If you didn’t get one stamped as Rimmer’s property with RD tag, logo and condom, you got sent the wrong product sent to you!

Silly thing, anyway. Not anyone’s finest hour…

March 13, 2009 at 4:06 pm #93808

Seb Patrick
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The fact that Ian ordered “Rimmer’s toolkit” only to be sent an absolutely ordinary, indistinguishable bog-standard toolkit is probably the greatest thing I have ever heard. Ever.

March 13, 2009 at 4:12 pm #93809

Ian Symes
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If you didn?t get one stamped as Rimmer?s property with RD tag, logo and condom, you got sent the wrong product sent to you!

It had a logo and “Property of Arnold J Rimmer” on the front, but no condom or tags or anything inside!

Bastards.

March 13, 2009 at 11:15 pm #93826

James
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You wouldn’t have needed the condom Ian, it was a tiny size, and you with a giant member an all.

March 16, 2009 at 12:58 pm #93925

Ian Symes
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That comment looks like an insult, feels like an insult, but is actually a compliment. Hooray!

March 19, 2009 at 1:17 am #94172

John Hoare
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Shall we have a “compare your cock size” thread?

March 19, 2009 at 1:39 am #94174

si
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No, cause I’d win, obviously.

March 19, 2009 at 2:46 am #94176

Carlito
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You’d win at comparing? Are you an especially good comparer?

March 19, 2009 at 9:36 am #94179

Dave
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Who’d compere?

March 19, 2009 at 11:21 am #94185

Ian Symes
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Lee Cornes.

March 19, 2009 at 12:14 pm #94188

si
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Tony Hawks.

March 19, 2009 at 5:32 pm #94219

Danny Stephenson
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Eddie Izzard

March 23, 2009 at 10:41 am #94433

Tarka Dal
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> Lee Cornes

He’d still somehow manage to link your penis to an anecdote about his experiences on Confidence & Paranoia
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