Home › Forums › Ganymede & Titan Forum › Backwards life – Spoilers! Search for: This topic has 4 replies, 5 voices, and was last updated 15 years, 9 months ago by Andrew. Scroll to bottom Viewing 5 posts - 1 through 5 (of 5 total) Author Posts June 16, 2008 at 12:48 pm #2390 Pheonix11Participant I grabbed this from a friends LJ, thought you guys would enjoy it: ~~~~~~~~ My Next Life I want to live my next life backwards! You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat. Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks. When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you’re too young to work. So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party. As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities. In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap. Until finally…You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case. ~~~~~~ Phe June 16, 2008 at 1:14 pm #81461 Danny StephensonKeymaster That’s purely brilliant! June 16, 2008 at 1:29 pm #81463 Seb PatrickKeymaster That looks really familiar… didn’t Alan Moore do a 2000AD story about that once? June 16, 2008 at 1:43 pm #81464 siParticipant Ah, but: Until finally?You finish off as an orgasm well, you wouldn’t know whether you were coming or going. June 16, 2008 at 1:49 pm #81466 AndrewParticipant http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Curious_Case_of_Benjamin_Button Author Posts Viewing 5 posts - 1 through 5 (of 5 total) Scroll to top • Scroll to Recent Forum Posts You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Log In Username: Password: Keep me signed in Log In