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    Pheonix11
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    I grabbed this from a friends LJ, thought you guys would enjoy it:

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      My Next Life

    I want to live my next life backwards!
    You start out dead and get that out of the way
    right off the bat.

    Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better
    every day.

    When you are kicked out of the home for being too
    healthy, you spend several years enjoying your
    retirement and collecting benefit checks.

    When you start work, you get a gold watch on your
    first day.

    You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day
    until pretty soon you’re too young to work.

    So then, you go to high school: play sports, date,
    drink, and party.

    As you get even younger, you become a kid again.

    You go to elementary school, play, and have no
    responsibilities.

    In a few years, you become a baby and everyone
    runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.

    You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully
    in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating,
    room service on tap.

    Until finally…You finish off as an orgasm.

    I rest my case.

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    Phe

    #81461
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    That’s purely brilliant!

    #81463
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    That looks really familiar… didn’t Alan Moore do a 2000AD story about that once?

    #81464
    si
    Participant

    Ah, but:

    Until finally?You finish off as an orgasm

    well, you wouldn’t know whether you were coming or going.

    #81466
    Andrew
    Participant
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