Home › Forums › Ganymede & Titan Forum › Caption Competition Search for: This topic has 35 replies, 22 voices, and was last updated 14 years, 10 months ago by Carlito. Scroll to bottom Creator Topic April 15, 2011 at 2:27 pm #9157 Ian SymesKeymaster What is this nerd saying to John, Chris and Hattie? Creator Topic Viewing 35 replies - 1 through 35 (of 35 total) Author Replies April 15, 2011 at 2:30 pm #111811 Seb PatrickKeymaster You fucking cunt. That’s an observation, not a guess. April 15, 2011 at 2:35 pm #111812 John HoareParticipant MY PENIS IS THIS BIG AND I’D LIKE YOU ALL TO HAVE IT April 15, 2011 at 2:50 pm #111813 Joey TORDFCParticipant “…so that’s 500 free texts per month, 100 minutes…” Lame but at least I’m having a go. April 15, 2011 at 3:01 pm #111814 p2p_productionsParticipant “Sorry, Seb. It’s three no’s – you haven’t made it through to bootcamp”. April 15, 2011 at 3:06 pm #111815 Joey TORDFCParticipant Stolen from under my feet! April 15, 2011 at 3:09 pm #111816 JamesTCParticipant “Would you like a wormdo?” April 15, 2011 at 3:10 pm #111817 Joey TORDFCParticipant “You need something to sell. Now this could be anything. It could be a thingimajig. Or a whosi-whatsi. Or a….’whatchamacallit’. Now, you need to sell these in order to have a ‘PayDay’, and if you sell enough of them, you will make a ‘100 Grand’. Satisfied?” April 15, 2011 at 3:23 pm #111818 ori-STUDFARMParticipant He’s not saying anything. He’s just doing his robot dance for them. April 15, 2011 at 3:51 pm #111822 Pete Part ThreeParticipant “Is there another series of “A Prince Among Men” in the pipeline?” April 15, 2011 at 4:03 pm #111823 siParticipant CHRIS: “Sorry, Seb, I’m out.” April 15, 2011 at 4:29 pm #111824 ChrisMParticipant “Gimmee all your money or I get choppy with this lightsaber! “Smeg. Forgot to recharge it this morning.” Yeah I know. Rubbish. (That mic does look rather glowey though.) April 15, 2011 at 5:38 pm #111825 Danny StephensonKeymaster (That mic does look rather glowey though.) Tis not a mic. Tis a phone. Tis a phone that has a mic though. I want a mic that glows now… :( April 15, 2011 at 6:24 pm #111826 MuzzyParticipant “Alright Chris old chum, you mind using my phone to take a picture of me and Mr. Naylor?” April 15, 2011 at 6:37 pm #111827 ori-STUDFARMParticipant …and it turns your image into Dwayne Dibley…..It’s called the Dibblifier….you see, what it does, right…….. April 15, 2011 at 6:44 pm #111828 JEZZMUNDParticipant I’m thinking “go on, touch it” is more likely, Though i’m finding it hard to work out how seb’s got they three looking so fucking captivated… April 15, 2011 at 6:47 pm #111829 hummingbirdParticipant ” …. a selection of the site’s best articles since 2003. It’s really good, honest. Only £5. And it’s got Iain Lee in it. Alright, then, I’ll make it 2 for £8. Please …?” April 15, 2011 at 8:04 pm #111832 PhilParticipant Hummingbird, you’re supposed to provide a joke…not the actual, correct transcript! April 15, 2011 at 9:27 pm #111833 AlexParticipant ‘It’s Norm calling. He says isn’t there supposed to be a convention on? He’s angry and is going to write a tell all book about G&T and how we are all cunts.’ April 15, 2011 at 10:01 pm #111834 Jonathan CappsKeymaster Surely if Norman was going to call anyone it would your drummer? April 15, 2011 at 10:03 pm #111835 JamesTCParticipant “Tomorrow I’m planning on dressing up like Duane Dibbley” April 15, 2011 at 10:16 pm #111837 Seb PatrickKeymaster “You need something to sell. Now this could be anything. It could be a thingimajig. Or a whosi-whatsi. Or a….’whatchamacallit’. Now, you need to sell these in order to have a ‘PayDay’, and if you sell enough of them, you will make a ‘100 Grand’. Satisfied?” I’m SURE you must have seen these before, but: April 15, 2011 at 10:21 pm #111838 JamesTCParticipant Knuckles was always my favourite. April 15, 2011 at 11:09 pm #111839 AlexParticipant Surely if Norman was going to call anyone it would your drummer? True, though as he now has the number saved on his phone I don’t think he’d answer the call this time. April 15, 2011 at 11:32 pm #111840 RidleyParticipant “…it can rea– lly screw– ew– ew– ew– you up.” April 16, 2011 at 8:54 am #111673 siParticipant And the award for “Best Use of a dodgy gag from Series Eight” goes to Ridley, there. April 16, 2011 at 9:21 am #111842 Pete Part ThreeParticipant I’m happy to say I didn’t get the reference. April 16, 2011 at 3:44 pm #111845 RidleyParticipant I’m happy to say I didn’t get the reference. “How long, in the normal course of things, will it take for Pete to pass the Time Wand out of his system?” … *cough* April 16, 2011 at 6:28 pm #111846 Pete Part ThreeParticipant You’ve lost me again. April 16, 2011 at 8:45 pm #111849 Ben PaddonParticipant “…so basically, they’d go down to the stasis booths where they’d find this handsome tall fella with long hair and a bit of stubble on his chin. They’d all think he’s ace, and he’d join them on lots of adventures. I’ve spoken to Doug about it, and he seems quite keen…” April 16, 2011 at 9:50 pm #111853 Ian SymesKeymaster Seb is categorically NOT tall. April 16, 2011 at 10:18 pm #111854 ori-STUDFARMParticipant Yeah, but they can work wonders with the camera these days……did you see The Lord Of The rings? April 16, 2011 at 11:33 pm #111856 SeeYouAtThePartyRichterParticipant “I see your shwartz is as big as mine.” April 17, 2011 at 1:50 am #111862 CarlitoParticipant “Could it be…? I hold in my hand… a nugget of purest blue?” April 17, 2011 at 3:52 am #111765 GwynnieParticipant “So you see, I actually AM the Doctor, I have a Sonic Screwdriver and everything. Chris, you look like you need some more convincing. Come up to my hotel room and I’ll show you my TARDIS..” April 17, 2011 at 3:53 am #111764 GwynnieParticipant Did not mean to post twice. Meow. Author Replies Viewing 35 replies - 1 through 35 (of 35 total) Scroll to top • Scroll to Recent Forum Posts You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Log In Username: Password: Keep me signed in Log In
