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  • #9157
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    What is this nerd saying to John, Chris and Hattie?

    #111811
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    You fucking cunt.

    That’s an observation, not a guess.

    #111812
    John Hoare
    Participant

    MY PENIS IS THIS BIG AND I’D LIKE YOU ALL TO HAVE IT

    #111813
    Joey
    Participant

    “…so that’s 500 free texts per month, 100 minutes…”

    Lame but at least I’m having a go.

    #111814
    p2p_productions
    Participant

    “Sorry, Seb. It’s three no’s – you haven’t made it through to bootcamp”.

    #111815
    Joey
    Participant

    Stolen from under my feet!

    #111816
    JamesTC
    Participant

    “Would you like a wormdo?”

    #111817
    Joey
    Participant

    “You need something to sell. Now this could be anything. It could be a thingimajig. Or a whosi-whatsi. Or a….’whatchamacallit’. Now, you need to sell these in order to have a ‘PayDay’, and if you sell enough of them, you will make a ‘100 Grand’. Satisfied?”

    #111818
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    He’s not saying anything. He’s just doing his robot dance for them.

    #111822
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    “Is there another series of “A Prince Among Men” in the pipeline?”

    #111823
    si
    Participant

    CHRIS: “Sorry, Seb, I’m out.”

    #111824
    ChrisM
    Participant

    “Gimmee all your money or I get choppy with this lightsaber!
    “Smeg. Forgot to recharge it this morning.”

    Yeah I know. Rubbish. (That mic does look rather glowey though.)

    #111825
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    (That mic does look rather glowey though.)

    Tis not a mic. Tis a phone. Tis a phone that has a mic though.

    I want a mic that glows now… :(

    #111826
    Muzzy
    Participant

    “Alright Chris old chum, you mind using my phone to take a picture of me and Mr. Naylor?”

    #111827
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    …and it turns your image into Dwayne Dibley…..It’s called the Dibblifier….you see, what it does, right……..

    #111828
    JEZZMUND
    Participant

    I’m thinking “go on, touch it” is more likely,

    Though i’m finding it hard to work out how seb’s got they three looking so fucking captivated…

    #111829
    hummingbird
    Participant

    ” …. a selection of the site’s best articles since 2003. It’s really good, honest. Only £5. And it’s got Iain Lee in it. Alright, then, I’ll make it 2 for £8. Please …?”

    #111832
    Phil
    Participant

    Hummingbird, you’re supposed to provide a joke…not the actual, correct transcript!

    #111833
    Alex
    Participant

    ‘It’s Norm calling. He says isn’t there supposed to be a convention on? He’s angry and is going to write a tell all book about G&T and how we are all cunts.’

    #111834
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Surely if Norman was going to call anyone it would your drummer?

    #111835
    JamesTC
    Participant

    “Tomorrow I’m planning on dressing up like Duane Dibbley”

    #111837
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    “You need something to sell. Now this could be anything. It could be a thingimajig. Or a whosi-whatsi. Or a….’whatchamacallit’. Now, you need to sell these in order to have a ‘PayDay’, and if you sell enough of them, you will make a ‘100 Grand’. Satisfied?”

    I’m SURE you must have seen these before, but:




    #111838
    JamesTC
    Participant

    Knuckles was always my favourite.

    #111839
    Alex
    Participant

    Surely if Norman was going to call anyone it would your drummer?

    True, though as he now has the number saved on his phone I don’t think he’d answer the call this time.

    #111840
    Ridley
    Participant

    “…it can rea–
    lly screw–
    ew–
    ew–
    ew–
    you up.”

    #111673
    si
    Participant

    And the award for “Best Use of a dodgy gag from Series Eight” goes to Ridley, there.

    #111842
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    I’m happy to say I didn’t get the reference.

    #111845
    Ridley
    Participant

    I’m happy to say I didn’t get the reference.

    “How long, in the normal course of things, will it take for Pete to pass the Time Wand out of his system?”

    *cough*

    #111846
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    You’ve lost me again.

    #111849
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    “…so basically, they’d go down to the stasis booths where they’d find this handsome tall fella with long hair and a bit of stubble on his chin. They’d all think he’s ace, and he’d join them on lots of adventures. I’ve spoken to Doug about it, and he seems quite keen…”

    #111853
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Seb is categorically NOT tall.

    #111854
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    Yeah, but they can work wonders with the camera these days……did you see The Lord Of The rings?

    #111856

    “I see your shwartz is as big as mine.”

    #111862
    Carlito
    Participant

    “Could it be…? I hold in my hand… a nugget of purest blue?”

    #111765
    Gwynnie
    Participant

    “So you see, I actually AM the Doctor, I have a Sonic Screwdriver and everything. Chris, you look like you need some more convincing. Come up to my hotel room and I’ll show you my TARDIS..”

    #111764
    Gwynnie
    Participant

    Did not mean to post twice. Meow.

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