Celebrity Big Brother

[Jo]

Anyone on here watching?

Housemates:
– Julie Goodyear
– Cheryl Ferguson (Heather from Eastenders)
– The Situation (Jersey Shore)
– Julian Clary
– Rhian Sugden (Page 3 girl who sexted Vernon Kay)
– MC Harvey (So Solid Crew)
– Samantha Brick (Urgh!)
– Prince Lorenzo Borghese (The Batchelor US)
– Danica Thrall (Lingerie model)
– Ashley McKenzie (Team GB Olympic Judo athlete)
– Coleen Nolan
– Jasmine Lennard (Simon Cowell’s Ex)
– Martin Kemp

I think there’s a nice mix of ages and levels of celeb in there. Julian Clary is already standing out for me as a brilliant housemate :-)

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[genericnerdyusername]

I’m also Simon Cowell’s Ex, but you don’t see me capitalising on it.

[pfm]

I know Vernon Kay’s married to Tess Daly but…you would, wouldn’t you? :P

Methinks Cheryl is gonna spend the rest of her life *sigh*ing at people calling her ‘Heather’. Surely even her husband does…?

[Alex]

Wait, there’s a man that goes by the name of ‘The Situation’? Well I’m terribly out of step with popular culture. I think for future reference I’ll mentally replace the word situation with Cunt when I hear his name.

[Ian Symes]

Having met them all, The Sitch is certainly one of my favourites. He has an incredible presence.

[Jonathan Capps]

I found myself warming to him last night, but that was mainly because he was so endearingly baffled by everything.

[ChrisM]

>Wait, there’s a man that goes by the name of ‘The Situation’?

Or just… Michael. ;)
I hadn’t heard of him either.

Come to think of it there were a few I didn’t know… but quite a few that I did.

Julie and Heather’s performance was actually quite impressive. And I found Julie’s “WooOOoo” exclamation nearly every time the theme tune came through her secret mission ear piece amusing.

[HelloMabel]

>I found myself warming to him last night, but that was mainly because he was so endearingly baffled by everything.

That is definitely his m.o.:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEziipWYPh4

[Pete Part Three]

>I know Vernon Kay’s married to Tess Daly but…you would, wouldn’t you? :P

Nah, he’s not my type.

[Blisschick]

>Having met them all, The Sitch is certainly one of my favourites. He has an incredible presence.

He’s also an incredible moron. Alex, you have missed nothing.

[pfm]

Nice to see Julian Clarey back on TV. :) He never really did recover after the whole ‘fisting’ line. Neither did Norman…

[locusceruleus]

Norm on being fisted: “I’d sooner drink a load of ink”.

[Jonsmad]

Ron Moody who played Fagin in Lionel Bart’s urchin based musical Oliver
is writing his verdicts on the housemates in a new online blog.
He is currently reviewing The Situation.

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