G&T 55 Banner Project

[Danny Stephenson]

Hey guys,

Right, I’m gonna embark on a bit of a project here, I want to make a banner for every episode of Red Dwarf complete with Original Broadcast dates and obviously the episode title. The idea being that the banner will be a chronological sort of ‘timeline’ or melting pot that contains things which are indicative of that particular episode. However, I could do with a consensus…

I did have a go at this a LONG while back but kinda stopped, primarily because opinions of what’s important in a given episode varies from person to person. So we thought it would be an idea to get YOU peeps involved and get your feedback as to what you think would encapsulate each episode in a banner.

Here’s what I did for ‘The End’

I reckon we can do better than that…

For example: What pops into your head when you think of ‘Future Echoes‘?
Is it a specific scene?
Is it a specific shot which you find important, either emotionally, contexually or visually?
Is it a specific screenshot that you could actually suggest for the banner?
It can even be a good looking model shot.
It could even involve things which aren’t easily noticeable on screen but you guys may want in there, which can be re-created as close as possible, things like stuff seen in the monitors, (like what we’ve got in the Wallpapers section) Things like: One of the Series 6 banners should have a wireframe Starbug in there somewhere; Rimmer’s ‘alien’ language chart from Waiting for God; books and other items that may be referenced but we don’t see could be created, either by me or by you guys if you feel so inclined!

Stuff which can’t fit/doesn’t fit in the banners, may end up as extra stuff in ‘Series Specific’ wallpapers. So all considerations, comments, suggestions and submissions will be most welcome. I will collate all of these things when I’ve got enough ‘buzzwords’ images, thoughts and other such stuff to work from.

I think the best way to do this would be to name the episode/Series first and then your given ‘bit’. You can give me just the odd one or two that come into your head, or run through the whole lot and fire a shitload of ideas at me. I don’t mind.

Fire away!

[si]

I think of the Double Rimmer scene. There’s a photo/screencap with Lister stood at the side of Rimmer looking confused while he’s looking elsewhere. That’d be a good pic to include.

[Seb Patrick]

I’ll have a go at Thanks for the Memory given that it’s my “pet” episode: the wide shot of them partying on the planetoid, Rimmer with the fried egg sandwich, the “Someone to Watch Over Me” dream, the hologram simulation suite, Rimmer-as-Lister with Lise, the guys in spacesuits with the gravestones.

Incidentally, I’d probably make the G&T text a bit bigger on them…

[Carlito]

The shot of Lister shaving pops into my head for Future Echoes. The smegazine version :S

(I saw the comic adaptation before I ever saw the episode.)

[Ridley]

I think of the Double Rimmer scene. There’s a photo/screencap with Lister stood at the side of Rimmer looking confused while he’s looking elsewhere. That’d be a good pic to include.

That for Future Echoes along with Old Lister on the bed, and the Jim and Bexley photo. I guess “My tooth! My tooth! I think I lost my tooth!” and Lister shaving too.

[si]

I read the smegazine version first as well. Tee hee.

[Dave]

I would lose the transmission date.

Future Echoes
Lister taking the photo of Lister and the twins.

Balance Of Power
Rimmer with Kochanski’s breast looking smug

Waiting For God
Lister opening the door wearing the donut and holding the golden sausage

Confidence & Paranoia
A shot of Confidence & Paranoia

Me2
Two Rimmers exercising.

[Danny Stephenson]

I should really bear in mind, that I intend to re-do‘The End’ so if you have any fresh ideas for that, then please, so suggest them. Great suggestions so far. keep em coming!

I would lose the transmission date.

Noted.

[Jonathan Capps]

I *wouldn’t* lose the transmission date. I think it’s GOOD.

[Ben Paddon]

I’d perhaps make it a bit smaller, though. And I’d have the G&T logo at the bottom rather than the top.

[Pete Part Three]

Future Echoes : The Rimmer wigs, Old Lister.

Think you should make use of this at some point, if only because it seems to be so ubiquitous : http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/Red%20Dwarf%20returns%20Back%20to%20Earth.jpg

[Jo]

I like the transmission date, though perhaps it’s a little long. Maybe change the format to numbers?

[Danny Stephenson]

The whole idea of the banners is meant to be a celebration of the episodes. I’d LIKE to keep the placement of the text in a similar place each time. I’ll try a few more ideas and see what works. Shortening the date seems like a good plan. Considering the shorthand of DD/MM/YY maybe vertically up the side? Or something.

The original idea was to just have the screenshots work from left to right and have just 5 or 6 events along the line, but I want this to more of montage of images and ideas and evoke the episode.

[ori-STUDFARM]

My favourite episode is Confidence and Paranoia. I think the screenshots should include Lister….and then Rimmer…..and then Cat….and then……Paranoia and Confidence ending on “in space, nobody can hear you cha-cha-cha”….

erm…..I’m not really helping much, am I?

….and when this banner comes up, the indlin’ song should play

[ori-STUDFARM]

…and Stabb’im. Gotta have Stabb’im!!

[ori-STUDFARM]

….and the Mayor of Warsaw and a fish.

Maybe the Cat shot should be the one where he thinks he’s found sex but it’s a monkey!

[pfm]

> I should really bear in mind, that I intend to re-do‘The End’

Fair enough but definitely keep the Lister-in-stasis shot and the last one with the 3 of them.

I think there should be a single quote from each episode (e.g. for The End, ‘Look out, Earth, the slime’s comin home!’). IMO that would be way better than the transmission date.

[Arlene Rimmer BSc SSc]

“Parallel Universe” should almost certainly include the Cat staring almost perfectly down the barrel of the camera, the respective looks on Arnold and Arlene’s faces as the latter grabs the former’s behind; and maybe, if you can, Dave and Deb sharing a bed. Oh, and also a lipstick-covered Holly with Hilly, and little skutters.

[Muzzy]

Marooned – A shot of Hattie, Starbug crashing in the snow, Lister with the forkfull of dog food, Rimmer’s disgusted expression afterwards, Lister making the guitar stencil on the chest, Rimmer saluting the burning of the soldiers and the last shot of Rimmer looking through the guitar shaped hole.

[Ben Paddon]

Pete Parts 1 + 2 – a boot stomping on a human face forever.

[Pete Part Three]

Bodyswap : Lister’s mind-less expression, the goregous model shots, mashed potato

[si]

Backwards – the scroll-up – ‘RED DWARF III – THE SAGA CONTINUUMS’

[Nick R]

Listening to your Backwards commentary was a good chance to take some snapshots from that episode.

What do you think of this set of images? Other than that final shot of the Cat (which is also the one Wikipedia uses in its infobox for this episode), I’ve gone for frames that are representative of the episode but don’t feature the main characters. Note the Four R’s: Reagan, Rob, Rabbit, and Rampant Woman. (Gotta have that rabbit in there!)

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I also flipped them horizontally and arranged them in reverse chronological order. So they’re BACKWARDS!

[clem]

The Last Day – Jim Reaper, Mechanoid Owners Manual ‘FOR HUMAN EYES ONLY’, Marilyn droid, pissed Holly with tiara on wonky, Lister with traffic cone, Holly with hangover, Hudzen holding up two halves of brick

[Danny Stephenson]

I’m going to collate all of these either today or tomorrow, into a post along with my suggestions for things we should have in the banners.

Nick: Good work on the images there’s definetely a few of those (or variations of them).

Should the entire banner be reversed for ‘Backwards’ I Think it’s only sensible :)

[Ian Symes]

I’ve always had a problem with that element of Backwards. It’s only time that’s reversed, not *everything*. The menu should say “menu”, not “unem”.

[ori-STUDFARM]

But then Lister saying Nodnol wouldn’t work!

[pfm]

It still makes more sense than ‘Day of the (fucking) Moon’.

[genericnerdyusername]

Oh fuck off, Day of the Moon was awesome! You have 11 episodes before you can legitimately say that things didn’t make sense. It was an opener, not a closer!

[genericnerdyusername]

Erm sorry about the “fuck off”… I’m just very passionate about things I like. Or something like that. Not obsessive. Just passionate…

[Jonathan Capps]

It’s ok, telling performingmonkey to fuck off is somewhat of a tradition.

[genericnerdyusername]

Off you fuck.

[Pete Part Three]

It’s kind of a rule here. You can rip the piss out of Red Dwarf, but don’t you dare speak ill of Doctor Who.

[Danny Stephenson]

You CAN speak ill of Dr Who, just don’t be wrong about it [/Trollface]

[pfm]

Well…those who still think Moffat is an infallible god, when a short walk along Real Street promptly reveals him to be cowering upon his paper throne wearing no clothes, should think twice before slagging off Rob and Doug (either/or)!

[Ben Paddon]

At some point, you’re going to have to start making sense, Monk.

[Wilbur]

PM- You’re just a shit Tongue Tied!

[Somebody]

Off the top of my head/without rewatching:
Red Dwarf I:-
The End – Rimmer in jacket, Stasis Lister, Rimmer crouching over pile of dust on floor, Lister eating dust, Lister going down red corridor to “Everybody’s dead, Dave”, Rimmer jumping through Cat, “THE BEGINNING”.
Future Echoes – Old Lister on the bed, Rimmer wigs
Balance of Power – Rimmer punching himself, “there’s no rush Holly”, John Wayne Skutters
Waiting for God – Pictures from Cat Bible, Lister with the golden doughnut, Cat Priest yelling “You weren’t there!”, Lister picking roast chicken out of garbage pod
Confidence and Paranoia – Skutter jabbing Lister in eye, Rimmer agreeing with Paranoia about Lister, Confidence’s head exploding
Me² – Rimmers exercising together, Gazpacho Soup bowl on floor, Rimmer in dress uniform

Red Dwarf II:-
Kryten – “Androids, everybody loves good”, Kryten putting makeup on skeleton, Rimmer-on-toilet painting
Better than Life – Triangular VHS, Rimmer’s dad going “You’re a total smeghead” and Cat popping in to nick cigar, Lister trying to hit golf ball, Rimmer’s hand about to be hit with hammer.
Thanks for the Memory – Gravestone, Blue Midget flying drunk, Holographic Projection Suite, “God Arnold/Dave, I love you so much”
Stasis Leak – Rimmer’s head popping out of desk, Chicken Hollister, Holly-watch, Cat/Lister/Rimmer in shower, calendar on bathroom wall, last scene with all versions in shot
Queeg – NightwatchHolly with Junior Colour Encylopedia, Queeg vs. Holly on monitor, ERASED, Holly’s final wink, Rimmer-as-Brannagan/on knees, Cat & Lister scrubbing floor
Parallel Universe – Listers in bed, Arlene groping Arnold, Cat & Dog, Hilly & lipsticked-Holly

[Danny Stephenson]

Thanks for putting the thread back on track. I’ve compiled a little list if you’ll indulge me. I made the list and then checked what everyone else wrote. i’ve tried to add the names of the contributor where possible. Apologies if i didn’t catch you. But i’ve got a seperate expandable list.

Where i’ve put [Overlay] I mean a possible ‘extra’ thing could be partially visible over the screenshots… Graphics, unseen stuff. that sort of thing. I apologise for the size of this list. Thank you.

Series 1

The End
Piles of powder
Lister waving through Stasis Pod
Rimmer’s Test
Rimmer’s Arm covered in notes
Handprint of ink

Future Echoes
photo/screencap with Lister stood at the side of Rimmer looking confused [Si]
The shot of Lister shaving pops into my head for Future Echoes. The smegazine version.[Carlito]
Old Lister on the bed
Jim and Bexley photo
My tooth! My tooth! I think I lost my tooth[Ridley]
The Rimmer wigs[Pete Part Three]
Photograph at the end
Lister cutting himself shaving
Lister at Drive Console.

Balance Of Power
Rimmer with Kochanski’s breast looking smug[Dave]
Chef on screen
‘FISH!’
Lister with H of cream on forehead
Rimmer/kochanski saluting[Split screen?]
Rimmer ‘fighting’ with ‘Petersen’

Waiting for God
Lister in doorway with donut and golden sausage, priest in f/g[Dave]
Pages from the Cat Bible

Confidence & Paranoia
A shot of Confidence & Paranoia[Dave]
STABBIM![ori-STUDFARM]
Confidence exploding
Paranoia with yogurt (first shot)

Me²
Two Rimmers exercising[Dave]
Mugs Murphy
Cartoon exclamations
Shadow of V’s

Series 2

Kryten
Nova 5 model shot
Kryten on bike at end
Rimmer’s painting

Better Than Life
Logo for better than life
Reliant
Jag
Miranda the ‘mermaid’
Heads in sands. Jam.

Thanks For The Memory
the wide shot of them partying on the planetoid
Rimmer with the fried egg sandwich
the ìSomeone to Watch Over Meî dream
the hologram simulation suite
Rimmer-as-Lister with Lise
the guys in spacesuits with the gravestones [Seb]
Jigsaw
Spanner cake

Stasis Leak
Shot of Stasis Leak
Rimmer’s head through the table
Multiple peeps
Rimmer’s face when he hears Future Rimmer
‘8 years’ (Caption Paxo)

Queeg
Legs missing
Queeg’s face
Head to head Chess game
Junior Encyclopedia Of Space
Lister going flying. (sparks)

Parallel Universe
shot from ‘Tongue Tied’
Holly/Hilly. Kiss marks on Holly
Holly Hop Drive

Series III

Backwards
Text Crawl at the beginning
Cat’s surprise face.
Kryten in Ronald Reagan
Space mirages
Rob Grant
Orange Whirly thing in space.

Marooned
Asteroid hitting Starbug
Dog food, Listers’ face
Shot from guitar cut out
Rimmer’s soldiers burning.

Polymorph
‘Kevin’ and large polymorph
Lister and Kryten going at it like Hammer and Tongs.
Energy Balls
Face sucker shots
‘Give Quiche A Chance’
Signs, Placards
Lister knocking himself in the bollocks

Bodyswap
Skutter with wires
Lister’s ’empty’ look.
Lister’s head in mash ‘thumbs up’
Vending machine [Graphic?]
Cat with potatoes in eyes.

Timeslides
Kryten’s eye cleaning
Some of the time slides.
Hitler long shot.
Smeg and the Heads
The Enormous statue
Young Rimmer with boxing gloves.

The Last Day
Divadroid International logo
Jim Reaper
Hudzen holding brick
Hudzen’s POV
Lister and Hudzen squaring off
Marilyn Monroe Droid
Pissed Holly
Box that goes Fzzzt.

Series IV

Camille
Crashed Ship?
Camille and Kryten watching Casablanca
Kochanski Camille
Rimmer Camille
Mechanoid Camille

DNA
Robo-Lister
Coloured blocks of DNA Machine
Kryten’s ‘panic chip’
Listers’s face with polaroids
Actually show the Polaroids??! [pixilate?]
Spare Heads or Spare Head 3? Spare hand one.
Curry monster

Justice
Cat /Lister with Gunge on head.
Escort Boots
Rimmer being sentenced
Lister ‘committing arson’
Cat with shovel
Close up of Pod
Simulant looking for crew.

White Hole
The white hole
Lister with cigarette in ear
Talkie toaster
Talkie toaster skewed POV
Computer simulation [graphics]
Planets colliding.

Dimension Jump
Young Rimmer hanging upside down or from back [Bonehead]
Model shot of Wildfyre
Padre/Spanners/Mellie/Bongo
Starbug crashed at sea.
‘Up, Up and Away’ [Graphic?]

Meltdown
Noel Coward shot.
Any of the people exploding.
Eyeballing Gandhi
Elvis posing ‘Machiiiinnnneee’Ö
Lister and Cat in Nazi area/chimney.
Queen Victoria with submachine gun
Blackboard graphic

Series V

Holoship
Rimmer in column of fun blue things.
Model shots : Holoship
Rimmer’s ‘Polydridecawihedronahexsasexadiconadibidolihecadodron’ face.
Nirvanah Crane

The Inquisitor
The Inquisitor Mask
Cat’s happy face ‘I have such a beautiful face’
Alternate Kryten and Lister [two Shot]
Cutting off Inquisitor’s hand
Youthed/oldified Lister
‘I can Give you 15’ shot

Terrorform
Kryten’s POV [Offline]
The hand-bot
‘taranshula ‘ conversation [Overlay]
Self loathing beast
Rimmer chained up
Cavalier Rimmer fight

Quarantine
Mr Flibble / Gingham Dress
Dr Lanstrom
The Virii
Kryten with dart in back of head.

Demons & Angels
High and Low idea? {split}?
Maggoty strawberry
Two ships
Triplicator exploding

Back To Reality
Wide shot of VR suite
‘Game over’ [Overlay]
‘We can put our heads together and the bullet can go down the line’
Andy the technician.
Imaginary chase scene [use the Outtake version]

Series VI

Psirens
Model shot Starbug
Wireframe starbug
Lister kissing the Psirens
Guitar solo shot

Legion
Multiple faces on Legion
Smiley face on statue.
Rimmer contemplating Light switch
24th Century Mimosian bukkake shot.
Starbug being pulled in by malfunctioning guidance beam
Legion/Lister holding 2nd appendix

Gunmen Of The Apocalypse
Film noir intro
Lister with tongue out in VR suite
Two bullets on floor
Other game screens possibly [overlay]
Special Skills Erased [overlay]
Kryten releasing doves into air
Kryten effects shot.
Starbug leaving Lava planet

Emohawk: Polymorph II
Shot from ‘Leg it!’
Gelf
The wedding
O/G Unit
GELF warning meteor skull
The Simulant ship
End shot

Rimmerworld
Simulant ship with exploding green debris.
Stone wall with Tally marks [Overlay?]
Worry balls/Tiny ball bearings in hand
Transporter effect
Rimmer Centurion/Concubine
Escape Pod
A shot of Rimmerworld ‘Eden’

Out Of Time
Kryten in toupee
Lister’s Brain in a jar
One of the explosion shots from the end fight.
Starbug exploding?

Series VII

Tikka To Ride
Weird camera angle at start
Big turbine establishing shot
First shot of cavalcade with agents running aside [Top shot]
Kryten’s double take at Book Depository
Shot of crew at window?
Shot of crew walking through deserted streets?
J Edgar Hoover in drag.
Kennedy fading

Stoke Me a Clipper
Ace riding crocodile
‘Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast’
Hamster in a wheel.
The pod in orbit around the planet
Black knight on tiny pony.
Shot of King and Queen
Shot of rimmer in Knight fight with sword wrong way round
Rimmer with wig on backwards.

Ouroboros
The box being pushed under the pool table.
The Tear
Kochanski falling.
Kochanski crossbow in leg
Symbol on box

Duct Soup
Kryten’s Vision [hugging the gelfs]
crew pushed into grate by water

Blue
Golf
Fire from the Locker
Rimmer/Lister kiss
Rimmer Munchkin

Beyond A Joke
Able
Simulant
Exploding head
Big old gazebo explosion.
Kryten in tank
Shot of Simulant

Epideme
Epideme
Operation to remove lister’s arm
Caroline Carmen’s feet
Leviathan

Nanarchy
Tiny starbug from end of episode
Lister with sweet on forehead
‘Pick up the ball’
Holly watch
Nanobots
Bad Lister head body match.

Series VIII

Back In The Red Part 1
Bunk room scene from start
Rat-arsed
Starbug’s front end bouncing across the cargo bay
Chen, Selby et all in gasmasks.
The CATscan (DYSWIDT?)
Kryten looking like a dog with a caramel toffee.

Back In The Red Part 2
Kryten with inflated hand
kryten’s head rolling about
Crew on toilet
Data Doctor
Dibbley family
Rimmer’s face through porthole
Rimmer hitting groin with a hammer

Back In The Red Part 3
Crew in AR simulation.
Midget Dance
Plastercine scene
E 11 T [Overlaid graphic]
Holly’s head as a moon
Old Controller
Lister pouring Sexual Magnetism virus on Rimmer.

Cassandra
Diving bell
Shot of Cassandra
Kill Crazy looking crazy
Various shots of Canaries
Rimmer conducting ‘You are the Sunshine of my life’
Rimmer getting his nuts adjusted
Knot having a heart attack
Rimmer/Kochanski in bed together.

Krytie TV
Shot of Kryten in shower, reading not bothered
Pubes on soap
Kryten with Beadle beard
Ackerman’s eye missing
Shot from ‘Attack of the Giant Savage Completely Invisible Aliens’
Two bags of flour
Gold Kryten

Pete Part 1
Naked Rimmer and LIster
Cons holding their erections.
Inmates doing the mexican wave
Lister showing ‘Bucket and Spade’
potato mountain
potato virus
Birdman getting sneezed
Big T-Rex foot

Pete Part 2
Time Wand [Tempus logo]
Dino pushing through door
Kill Crazy and Baxter as gorillas
cow getting lowered into vindaloo
Skutter in stomach of dino
Hollister holding sign ‘I am suffering from post traumatic stress disorder’
Cat with Archie pushing out through top.

Only The Good
Cat Professor
‘Cesiumfrancolithicmixyalobidiumrixydixydexydoxidroxhide’
Death kneed in the balls
‘have a Fantastic Period’
Lister and Rimmer pissed.
Cat in nurse uniform
Cat bracing for a punch.
Mirror Universe.
Death’s foot on paper

Back To Earth Part 1
Shot of ship going into F
Lister at Kochanski’s Grave [Crying]
A shot from the bunk room
Rimmer dancing in his chair
Shot from inside the diving bell [tentacles] [Maybe overlay these throughout the banner]
Shot of Katerina
Dimension Cutter FX

Back To Earth Part 2
Kryten flying across floor
Rimmer rematerialising in shop sign
Lister in front of recurring Lister poster
Origami Squid
Good shot of ‘Swallow’
Some shots of Carbug.

Back To Earth Part 3
Starbug in Corrie
Side of Tyrell building shot.
Shot of Creator
Epic shot from ‘Falling through Glass’ scene
Kochanski coming into focus
shot from Lift scene/last scene.

Smeg Ups Banner set [More than one?]
‘Too weird for words’ False perspective shot.

[NoFro]

This is a bit of a mess but some additional things sprung to mind:

Series I
The End: As someone said, “THE BEGINNING”.
Waiting for God: Lister holding up the chicken.

Series III
Polymorph: Cat’s mid-air splits over energy balls.
Bodyswap: Rimmer in Lister’s clothes and vice versa.
Timeslides: Lister with a snowball in his face.
The Last Day: Rimmer’s “It’s been a while since I’ve done that” gulp, Hudzen POV: WHAT THE HELL!, Kryten’s “D-D-D-D-D-D”, Cat in Policewoman’s hat.

Series IV
Camille: High Five!
DNA: Human Kryten, “Panic circuits engaged… *wails*” face.
Justice: Rimmer in prison get up, Cat caressing the pod close up, Simulant close up when looking for the crew in the Justice zone.
White Hole: The intelligent Holly floating head hologram, What is it?
Meltdown: Caligula!

Series V
Holoship: Binks, Rimmer in holoship uniform.
The Inquisitor: Kryten’s face getting crushed or the chainsaw moment before.
Quarantine: Kryten with an axe in the back of him.
Demons & Angels: Some shot of list being controlled whether it’s him with a knife or the “Duck! Left! Right!” scene, eating the tarantula.
Back To Reality: New crew in starbug cockpit, Alternate versions (Duane, Jake etc.)

Series VI
Psirens: Hairy lister, two listers shot (one with the guitar or both chewing nails), “I’m almost annoyed”, Rimmer booting up.
Legion: Kryten with the ALERT sign behind him, Two Kryten’s dragging the others, mish mash legion face.
Gunmen Of The Apocalypse: Sammy the Squib Kryten, Existence sign, Kryten getting the virus effects shot, Moseying on into town.
Emohawk: Polymorph II: The handshake if it can be called that.
Rimmerworld: Rimmer’s first clone attempt.
Out Of Time: Crew with animal heads. Crew in their seats in the middle of space.

Series VII
Tikka To Ride:Got to have that masterful double take that you mentioned haha, Kryten downing the whiskey, guilt chip/car bonnet gag, Kennedy car from behind shot.
Stoke Me a Clipper: Rachel.
Duct Soup: Kochanski eating Peaches(?)
Blue: Shot of AR crew. Preferably the one of the heroic looking Rimmer or Cat and Listers cheesy smiles (I owe my life to him!).
Epideme: Icy set (Shooting the door or standing over Carmen ice block).
Nanarchy: Lister’s fake arm.

Series VIII
Back In The Red Part 1: Recreated series 1/2 bunk room with Rimmer standing over Lister (around the “You hope” line).
On the panel fighting their case (this might be part 2, I don’t remember what happens when so well in these episodes)
Line up (Again this might be from 2 or 3)

Back To Earth Part 2: In the comic book shop all lined up (Back on Red Dwarf!… THAT’S STAR TREK!), “bunk room” with Rimmer and Lister.
Back To Earth Part 3: Lister at typewriter looking ecstatic.

Some production stills also pop to mind for some episodes such as Lister and Caroline Carmen, the BTR cockpit shot, Ace Rimmer, future Kryten from OOT.

[Danny Stephenson]

I will collate again in a week or so but these awesome (and plentiful) suggestions. I thought it was gonna take months to get this far. You’re all so enthusiastic!!!

Cheers for this.

[Ridley]

Duct Soup
Kryten’s Vision [hugging the gelfs]
crew pushed into grate by water

No love…

Kochanski wih spanner in bed or hitting Kryten
Tiny uniform
Princess Leia
Cat and Lister watching washing machine
Water ride/grate faces

Epideme
Epideme
Operation to remove lister’s arm
Caroline Carmen’s feet
Leviathan

Cat’s handshake
Kochanski slugging Lister

[NoFro]

Rimmerworld: Rimmer on the screen looking worried as they discuss his predicament (More than a year and a half!?)

[Nick R]

The current festive banner variants have reminded me of this thread. I’d still like to see these episode-specific banners added to the site, perhaps in time for the new series’ broadcast. Have you had chance to make any more, Danny?

[redhead85]

Gotta love seeing the festive banners again. It’s the geek equivilent of the Coca-Cola Christmas advert…

[Danny Stephenson]

Have you had chance to make any more, Danny?

I’m still collating images for the banners. I want a plethora of stuff before I start jamming them together. May release them on a series by series basis, but that’s subject to how much time we have what with RDX at al happening :)

Gotta love seeing the festive banners again. It’s the geek equivilent of the Coca-Cola Christmas advert…

You’ve given me an idea for next years’ banners. Cheers!

[Ben Paddon]

You’ve given me an idea for next years’ banners. Cheers!

Red lorries with ‘CUNT’ written across them in curlies.

[Danny Stephenson]

Dammit Ben!

[Kris Carter]

Haha!

[redhead85]

YES, THIS

[clem]

CUNT ADDS LIFE!

[Ben Paddon]

Ganymede’s a-comin’, Ganymede’s a-comin’ ?

[Jonsmad]

G&T 61 Banner Project. :-)

[Danny Stephenson]

G&T 61 Banner Project. :-)

Yes, as it will be known. I may alter the thread title to fit purpose…

One of the main reasons I haven’t started putting these together, is that the site is currently undergoing a re-design and the header sizes are/could/probably will be changing, so it’s not worth making anything that is final when I may have to rejig the things to fit the new styles of header.

Now you know…

[clem]

Now we know.. Now we know… NOW WE KNOW! NOW WE KNOW!!!

[Kris Carter]

NO SPOILERS DAMMIT! ;)

[Brayds2006]

Will the new banners be filmed at Shepperton? Also, CGI or Models?

[Danny Stephenson]

A mixture of the two. Also our banners will be shown in front of an audience. Tickets available soon.

[clem]

Will Holly be in them?

[Ben Paddon]

Will the banners be available outside of the UK?

[Nick R]

I’m skeptical. The banners have been crap since the co-banner-creator left in 1993.

[Kris Carter]

Can we expect the original banners to be remastered?

[Danny Stephenson]

Actually. Yes.

[Tarka Dal]

Si, can you and Danny put your heads together so the bullet can go down the line.

[Danny Stephenson]

Wrong thread?

[Tarka Dal]

No. Wrong answer ;-)

I love you Danny. Almost as much as I love Cappsy and that’s a motherload of milky manlove, but remastered *gulp*

[Kris Carter]

I can’t wait to see the film effect and the CGI Skutters!

[Danny Stephenson]

you may have noticed that there is a new logo on the christmas banners. What i mean by remastered isthat i intend to update the old banners with the new logo.

[ori-STUDFARM]

I wish Karl hadn’t have used the word *gulp* after using the words “…motherload of milky manlove”.

[Tarka Dal]

Blame Cappsy, the big seksy lion k ing.

[Jason aka Smeg4Brains]

I don’t know what reminded me of this old thread but I wondered if this is still going to happen?

[Danny Stephenson]

Yes, it is. There is a certain anniversary of a certain show coming up, so we’re hoping to release them around then. Seems fitting as a celebration of Dwarf in general.

It’s on going though.

[HelloMabel]

Are we keeping all of the current ones though? Or should I be downloading some of my faves now in case they go into retirement?

[mick]

Love the idea but hope these won’t be the only banners on rotation.

I’d love to see some of the better fan-art featured up there for example.

[si]

> I’d love to see some of the better fan-art featured up there for example.

You know where my DeviantArt page is. ;)

[mick]

Actually no I don’t, but I’m aware of your talents si… and apparently you can draw too!

[Danny Stephenson]

I wonder if we should display all the banners of note in a tucked away section of the site like the Google Doodles…

[si]

Psst. http://bromley001.deviantart.com/gallery/29731980

[mick]

> I wonder if we should display all the banners of note in a tucked away section of the site like the Google Doodles…

That’s actually a cracking idea.

[Danny Stephenson]

I wonder if we should display all the banners of note in a tucked away section of the site like the Google Doodles…

I thought it would have been really self indulgent for me to do this, but then I realised I’m not responsible for all the ideas of the banners.
Some are going to be more relevant to certain eras and will go ‘out of date’ like the BTE paparazzi shot stuff, that kind of thing. SO it’d be nice to have somwehere for them to go, and it’s an interesting timeline of G&T’s past.

Because the site’s being redesigned, the banner style is going to shift slightly too, and because i’m an idiot I didn’t make the banners in any larger resolution than what we have, so I’d have to make them all again in theory. So the style and possibly the logo may change, still working on that.

In short the 55 (61) Banner project will happen, eventually

[si]

I think it’d be a shame for the G&T font to change. There’s something comfortably familiar about it.
Having said that, though, I guess it’d be the same as looking at those headers with the old G&T logos. Change is inevitable.
I think it’s kind of odd that G&T have never had the elipse as part of the logo. For an RD site, I don’t know whether that’s something to be applauded, or just stupidity. ;)

[Jonathan Capps]

> I don’t know whether that’s something to be applauded, or just stupidity. ;)

I think this sums up the site as a whole quite well!

[si]

“Something to be applauded, or just stupidity.” One for the recommendations. ;)

[Danny Stephenson]

The logo transition from 2D to 3D was basically me getting giddy with 3DSMax. I also did it to make me think more about design and colour schemes and things like that, adding a dimension makes it easier for things to look ‘out of place’? I like to push myself.

[mick]

The vectored 3D logo I did for BTL was supposed to look like the 80’s Computer and Video Games logo, but literally nobody picked up on that which I was mildly gutted about haha

[bossk]

fuck me sideways, this thread is huge.

[Danny Stephenson]

fuck me sideways, this thread is huge.

In fairness it needs to be longer. MORE SUGGESTIONS PLEASE. Either Series Specific or episode specific things that you reckon are indicative of said Series or episode.

[HelloMabel]

I keep thinking of ones, only to find they’re either already on your list
http://www.ganymede.tv/forum/2011/05/g-t-55-banner-project#comment-169930

Or NoFro’s, which is immediately following.

Hmm.

[HelloMabel]

Cool, I just got this particular one for the first time!

http://www.ganymede.tv/images/headers/random/slightlyrare/banner2004-2006.jpg

[John Hoare]

Cool, I just got this particular one for the first time!

http://www.ganymede.tv/images/headers/random/slightlyrare/banner2004-2006.jpg

Oooh, that’s one of mine! I used to do them before Danny started working his magic. That’s one of my favourites I did too.

[HelloMabel]

Amazing that I’ve been here a year and a half and never saw that one until today. Do you recall any urls of your other ones?

[Jonathan Capps]

Oooh, that’s one of mine! I used to do them before Danny started working his magic. That’s one of my favourites I did too.

There are a tonne from that era that were all excellent. I need to include more, especially since the logo is what the current one is entirely based on.

[si]

So, approaching 73 episodes (and bumping up this thread up a few notches), I’ve seen the series XI headers this week, and I expect we’ll see more in the next couple of months, and series XII next year. How many banners do you actually have now?

[Ian Symes]

Oooh, about 140. There will indeed be more to come.

I’d completely forgotten about this little project. As it happens, I think we do now have at least one for each episode, quite by accident. I had a slightly crazy afternoon a while back when I made an absolute shitload of them, and for that I used all the screengrabs I took for the Complete Guide, along with whatever other Dwarf-related pics I had on my hard drive from whatever articles I’ve written on this particular laptop.

[si]

I’ve been looking over the past couple of days. I’ve found 136. And I know there’s at least one more.

[Ian Symes]

Ah, so that’s what those previously inexplicable spikes in our stats were – Bromley hitting F5 for an hour at a time.

[Jonathan Capps]

If we introduced ads, he’d make us millions.

[si]

An hour at a time? I can spend about twenty minutes seeing where Random takes me. Agonising over whether to leave a comment and bump a six year old article up.

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