Hello, I’m new here

[Jake Bullet]

Hello, I’m new to this site. I am always looking out for sites on Red Dwarf, wanting to meet other Dwarfers :) . I am a member of other forums, but I join quite a few different forums. My main one currently is http://www.reddwarfforum.com/forum/ – which has recently been recognised by “Dave TV”, the freeview digital channel, and currently received “Before the newspapers” information about the upcoming two-part special. My username on all the forums I go to is “Jake Bullet”. Jake Bullet is perhaps the best alter-ego of any of the characters of the show
Anyway, I’ll be around here quite often, and I hope to chat to many of you in the future in the internetz

JB

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[Ian Symes]

Hello. Welcome to the site. What exactly do you mean by “before the newspapers” information?

[Jake Bullet]

We get information directly from “Dave TV”, before the press or news hears of it :)

[Ian Symes]

Oh right. Same here.

[Tarka Dal]

I wish Dave Lee Roth would sue them over the rights ‘Dave TV’.

[Pete Part Three]

I look forward to working with you.

[Jake Bullet]

Really, I didn’t know. I guess Dave TV are getting onto a lot of sites then :)

[Jake Bullet]

And I look forward to metting people here too :)

[Mr Flibble]

Oh right. Same here.

I thought the news here came from Robert “oops, it turns out I shouldn’t have said that” Llewellyn?

[Jake Bullet]

Hahaha, I heard about that too on my other forum (sorry to mention it again). Anyway, he apparently got a right rollocking about that :D

“Right Mr Llewellyn, thats 2 weeks painting the ship – dismissed”

[Tyrell Corporation]

I like the cut of your jib.

[si]

Hi Jake. I was in hospital recently.

[Tyrell Corporation]

Yes, we all put him in hospital.

[locusceruleus]

>Really, I didn?t know. I guess Dave TV are getting onto a lot of sites then :)

Good on them, nice to see a TV channel that doesn’t put the fans last.

[Tonguetied]

Welcome Jake! This site in my opinion is the best Red Dwarf fan collaboration on the net.

[Pete Part Three]

Other Red Dwarf forums are available.

[si]

Keep this under your hat, but I’ve heard a whisper that some TV channel called Dave may be making some new episodes of Red Dwarf. I’ll believe it when I see it.

[Mr Flibble]

I’ve heard there’s a new show called “Red Dwarf” starting on BBC 2 soon. Not really sure about it, it has that annoying poet off Wogan and some dancer in it. I’ve seen a couple of photos – to be honest it looks a bit crap, like a worse version of Hyperdrive with rather wooden sets.

[Seb Patrick]

I’ve heard that God’s next project is some thing called “human life”. Sounds rubbish, if you ask me.

[locusceruleus]

Isn’t that just going to be a total ripoff of Second Life?

[JamesTC]

No, “human life” is a prequal to “after life”, frankly I find prequals just don’t work.

[Ben Paddon]

YES, WE’VE GOT A VIDEO.

[Bob Loblaw]

Hey there.

I’m also new. No credentials to speak of unfortunately.

Peace.

[Tanya Jones]

Hello!

[Seb Patrick]

And so G&T finally falls in line with the rule that states that Every Forum On The Internet must have someone with the username “Bob Loblaw” ;-)

(I jest. Welcome. Your username and avatar immediately earn you kudos points.)

[Bob Loblaw]

Thanks for the welcome.

Ah, and I thought I was being rather original. I just saw that episode for the first time today so it was on my mind.

[Seb Patrick]

Well, that’s the thing with the internet – if something’s excellent then chances are people will have had the same idea ;-)

I mean, there’s nothing wrong with it, obviously, it’s just quite strange as I initially wondered if you were someone I know from another forum (and at the same time, they managed to have the same name AND signature quotation as someone on an entirely different forum – and I know they’re not the same person because one is an American on a board for an obscure Californian band, and the other is an Englishman on a Liverpool FC board).

“Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else… noticed?”

[Phil]

Bye bye Jake.

[Dave]

Perhaps the best alter-ego of any of the characters of the show

[si]

>Bye bye Jake.

Has he gone?

[Phil]

I haven’t seen him since that brief, shining day when he bestowed upon us news that we’d been reacting to already for at least an hour.

I miss him. If only he had a forum of his own.

[Ridley]

He does.

[Danny Stephenson]

Takes all sorts doesnt’ it?

[pfm]

> Takes all sorts doesnt? it?

You put the apostrophe in the wrong place.

[JamesTC]

What if the apostrophe was in the right place and it was infact the letters in the wrong place.

[Danny Stephenson]

I am using all the right punctuation, but not necessarily, in the right order.

[si]

S!!o: a’m .I

[Ben Paddon]

After intensive investigation, comma, of the markings on the alien pod, comma, it has become clear, comma, to me, comma, that we are dealing, comma, with a species of awesome intellect, colon.

[Danny Stephenson]

And to annotate that last post to anyone who wishes to write it down:

After intensive investigation, comma, comma, comma, of the markings on the alien pod, comma, comma, comma, it has become clear, comma, comma, comma, to me, comma, comma, comma, that we are dealing, comma, comma, comma, with a species of awesome intellect, comma, colon, fullstop.

[Jo]

Don’t joke, I get sent fan club emails far worse than that.

[Ian Symes]

…where that is concerned, anyhow.

[Ben Paddon]

“Dear Red Dwarf Fan Club,

How do you type with boxing gloves on?

Crapfully yours,
Jonny Karminsky
Escondido, CA”

[si]

Why did (does) Jake Bullet have an avatar of High Kryten and not, er, Jake Bullet?

[JamesTC]

Because he is so cool.

[si]

But Jake Bullet’s perhaps the best alter-ego of any of the characters of the show.

[hummingbird]

I think you’ve scared him off.

[Anonymous]

I think he was on a trawl for new forum members.

He has a forum don’t you know?

[peas_and_corn]

It’s recognised by Dave, the freeview digital station

[si]

Really? I suppose that could get him some sort of “before the newspapers” information.

[ori-STUDFARM]

Hello! Also new to THIS forum. ori’s not my real name BTW!!

[Ian Symes]

Is Studfarm your real surname?

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