I had a dream….

[Carlito]

… that I was watching the new episodes of Red Dwarf. All the sets looked really cheap, like they were being filmed in the corridors of a standard office building or something… Rimmer had cancer from spending years inhaling bad chemicals on the erroding ship (which I assume he must have slowed down somehow)… the characters were all hopeless and despondant, depressed from a further ten years of floating aimlessly through space… Kryten kept crashing and rebooting himself for no reason, his system corrupted… there was no Holly… I kept asking myself “is this real or am I dreaming it?” and my mind was saying “no, no… this is real”.

Yikes, I need to get out more.

[Carlito]

How does Rimmer survive the rotting ship then? Anyone wanna place bets?

Maybe he somehow managed to steer the ship to a nearby wormhole into a backwards universe, a la Backwards, which rebuilt the ship and brought the crew back out of the mirror? Nothing spectacular but easily explained to put the final nail in the coffin of that cliffhanger.

[Dave]

>and we have no SMAC

There’s probably some in the back of that taxi

[Carlito]

Danny?

[Carlito]

The worst part was that during my dream I kept thinking to myself “this isn’t funny”.

[Phil]

>Rimmer had cancer

I think you’ve just spoiled the specials.

[Carlito]

Gutted.

[mick]

If you look at your dream again, all you’ve done is had a dream about a future DJ.

[Phil]

Danny?

[Danny Stephenson]

Hello?

[Tarka Dal]

It’s not you, it’s me.

[hummingbird]

OK, so I just dreamed that Chris Barrie was rehearsing a new series of Brittas (and rehearsals, for some strange reason, were taking place in the middle of a large field). I mean, Brittas …? WTF?
Did I say it was a dream? I meant to say nightmare.

*sigh* Is it time for more Dwarf yet?

[John Hoare]

More Brittas would be a dream come true. If Fegen and Norris were writing it, at least…

[Mnoooah]

What are you guys taking to induce these dreams. All I ever get is the falling. The horrible, horrible falling.

[Danny Stephenson]

And then that horrible jerky landing thing you do, when you jolt yourself awake. I hate that.

[cliff]

I had a wierd dream the other night that disturbed me. It involved fighting a six foot Sooty in an art decco hotel reception…

….hope thats in the specials!

[Danny Stephenson]

It involved fighting a six foot Sooty in an art decco hotel reception?

Have you not seen the deleted scene from Better Than Life. That actually happened. You must be just remembering it.

[Carlito]

Jesus, three months on and this looks increasingly more like a premonition than a dream…

[TheLeen]

Oh…

I dreamt I had a baby boy of a few weeks and he started to speak early, and his first words were “lol lol Mommy”.

O_o

[JamesTC]

I had a dream that Red Dwarf IX started and I missed the start, upon watching I can remember the Cat, Lister, Kryten, Rimmer and Kochanski in full canaries outfit in an elevator, thats it. By any measure it is a good dream though.

[Carlito]

On a similar note, I once had a dream that I found out that a Red Dwarf IX was made years ago and I never realised, and couldn’t get hold of a copy of it anywhere. I got really frustrated that it had slipped past my radar and that there was whole series of Red Dwarf out there that I had never seen.

Sad, huh? Dreaming about Red Dwarf.

[ChrisM]

I had a dream about Red Dwarf a couple of weeks back.

I’ve forgotten it though (like I do most of my dreams.) but I think it was related to the new episodes.

My entry for the Most Exciting Post of the Year Award.

[Danny Stephenson]

Hehe, editing your typo doesn’t mean other people didn’t spot it :)

[ChrisM]

Heh.

Yeah. I have a habit of noticing typos after I’ve actually posted. If it’s minor I’d sometimes leave it, but I thought that one was probably a bit of a bigee.

[Dave]

>I thought that one was probably a bit of a bigee.

biggy?

[Ben Paddon]

Biggie.

[Carlito]

Bee Gee.

[ChrisM]

It’s ok. It’s not a real word anyway.

That’s my ekskoose.
;)

[Arlene Rimmer BSc SSc]

Ex-Scouse? How do you accomplish that?

[ChrisM]

>Ex-Scouse? How do you accomplish that?

Live most of your life in Londong having moved down from Liverpool at a young age maybe?

[Ian Symes]

Getting a job.

[ChrisM]

Londong = London.

Smegging butter fingers. (This must be a record.)

[Mnoooah]

> Londong

Your guerilla advertising for gay porn isn’t fooling anyone.

[ChrisM]

Drat! Foiled again!

[Mnoooah]

Hey, I didn’t say it wasn’t welcome, just that we weren’t fooled by it. :P

[JamesTC]

I had a really weird dream about the new Red Dwarf specials, the gang were on earth with Holly who was in Hattie form and had a body too! Lister wanted to stay on earth but then Kryten convinced him not to by telling him they have poisoned powdered curry, they then walked down the street and a very squashed Star Bug was towering over the street, I’m not sure if that is a good or a bad dream.

[peas_and_corn]

I had a dream that I was getting a blowjob from Belladonna and then my girlfriend told me to stop humping her back.

[Phil]

I had a dream that peas_and_corn’s girlfriend told me to stop humping her front.

[locusceruleus]

I had a dream and you were there, with your back up against my view.

[Carlito]

Also forgot to mention, in my original dream Rimmer had the tunic uniform, but it was brown.

Yes… brown.

Like shit.

[Phil]

Last night I dreamed that I was on a bus with a friend of mine, and he was being harassed by a female midget dressed like the Noid from the Domino’s Pizza ads. The Noid suit was made of really thick foam and she was groping him and grinding against him no matter how much he pushed her away.

Eventually we (the other passengers and I) convinced him to just let her grope him so that she’d get bored with it and go away.

[si]

>Holly who was in Hattie form and had a body too!

I remember a Smegazine strip where Holly had a body, where she wore a skintight sparkly red catsuit.

I have an eye for detail.

[Ridley]

I keep visualising Ben as Roger Rabbit and his time at Disney like Valiant’s trips into Toontown.

[Danny Stephenson]

Disney is actually like that though, isn’t it? All the cartoon characters walking about and stuff yeah?

[hummingbird]

They all live in the big castle thing too. I have it on the best authority.

[Carlito]

> I remember a Smegazine strip where Holly had a body, where she wore a skintight sparkly red catsuit.

Wasn’t it a Jake Bullet strip?

[Ben Paddon]

Ridley says…
I keep visualising Ben as Roger Rabbit and his time at Disney like Valiant?s trips into Toontown.

So I’m a cartoon character on his first trip into Toon Town? Was I adopted? Did they find my little baby rabbitty self under a pub pool table?

Danny Stephenson followed that up with…
Disney is actually like that though, isn?t it? All the cartoon characters walking about and stuff yeah?

If it makes you happy.

[si]

>> I remember a Smegazine strip where Holly had a body, where she wore a skintight sparkly red catsuit.

>Wasn?t it a Jake Bullet strip?

No. They were inside Lister’s head or something.

[Tarka Dal]

A thought occurs. I had a new episodes dream a couple of nights ago. I can’t remember smeg all about it now, but I definetly remember waking up thinking I’d just seen the new eps.

[Dave]

I have never dreamt about Red Dwarf

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