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  • #2627
    Carlito
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    … that I was watching the new episodes of Red Dwarf. All the sets looked really cheap, like they were being filmed in the corridors of a standard office building or something… Rimmer had cancer from spending years inhaling bad chemicals on the erroding ship (which I assume he must have slowed down somehow)… the characters were all hopeless and despondant, depressed from a further ten years of floating aimlessly through space… Kryten kept crashing and rebooting himself for no reason, his system corrupted… there was no Holly… I kept asking myself “is this real or am I dreaming it?” and my mind was saying “no, no… this is real”.

    Yikes, I need to get out more.

    #86500
    Carlito
    Participant

    How does Rimmer survive the rotting ship then? Anyone wanna place bets?

    Maybe he somehow managed to steer the ship to a nearby wormhole into a backwards universe, a la Backwards, which rebuilt the ship and brought the crew back out of the mirror? Nothing spectacular but easily explained to put the final nail in the coffin of that cliffhanger.

    #86505
    Dave
    Participant

    >and we have no SMAC

    There’s probably some in the back of that taxi

    #86511
    Carlito
    Participant

    Danny?

    #86512
    Carlito
    Participant

    The worst part was that during my dream I kept thinking to myself “this isn’t funny”.

    #86513
    Phil
    Participant

    >Rimmer had cancer

    I think you’ve just spoiled the specials.

    #86514
    Carlito
    Participant

    Gutted.

    #86509
    mick
    Participant

    If you look at your dream again, all you’ve done is had a dream about a future DJ.

    #86521
    Phil
    Participant

    Danny?

    #86523
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Hello?

    #86529
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    It’s not you, it’s me.

    #86502
    hummingbird
    Participant

    OK, so I just dreamed that Chris Barrie was rehearsing a new series of Brittas (and rehearsals, for some strange reason, were taking place in the middle of a large field). I mean, Brittas …? WTF?
    Did I say it was a dream? I meant to say nightmare.

    *sigh* Is it time for more Dwarf yet?

    #86694
    John Hoare
    Participant

    More Brittas would be a dream come true. If Fegen and Norris were writing it, at least…

    #86700
    Mnoooah
    Participant

    What are you guys taking to induce these dreams. All I ever get is the falling. The horrible, horrible falling.

    #86710
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    And then that horrible jerky landing thing you do, when you jolt yourself awake. I hate that.

    #86745
    cliff
    Participant

    I had a wierd dream the other night that disturbed me. It involved fighting a six foot Sooty in an art decco hotel reception…

    ….hope thats in the specials!

    #86773
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    It involved fighting a six foot Sooty in an art decco hotel reception?

    Have you not seen the deleted scene from Better Than Life. That actually happened. You must be just remembering it.

    #89588
    Carlito
    Participant

    Jesus, three months on and this looks increasingly more like a premonition than a dream…

    #89596
    TheLeen
    Participant

    Oh…

    I dreamt I had a baby boy of a few weeks and he started to speak early, and his first words were “lol lol Mommy”.

    O_o

    #89609
    JamesTC
    Participant

    I had a dream that Red Dwarf IX started and I missed the start, upon watching I can remember the Cat, Lister, Kryten, Rimmer and Kochanski in full canaries outfit in an elevator, thats it. By any measure it is a good dream though.

    #89614
    Carlito
    Participant

    On a similar note, I once had a dream that I found out that a Red Dwarf IX was made years ago and I never realised, and couldn’t get hold of a copy of it anywhere. I got really frustrated that it had slipped past my radar and that there was whole series of Red Dwarf out there that I had never seen.

    Sad, huh? Dreaming about Red Dwarf.

    #89618
    ChrisM
    Participant

    I had a dream about Red Dwarf a couple of weeks back.

    I’ve forgotten it though (like I do most of my dreams.) but I think it was related to the new episodes.

    My entry for the Most Exciting Post of the Year Award.

    #89620
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Hehe, editing your typo doesn’t mean other people didn’t spot it :)

    #89624
    ChrisM
    Participant

    Heh.

    Yeah. I have a habit of noticing typos after I’ve actually posted. If it’s minor I’d sometimes leave it, but I thought that one was probably a bit of a bigee.

    #89627
    Dave
    Participant

    >I thought that one was probably a bit of a bigee.

    biggy?

    #89629
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Biggie.

    #89631
    Carlito
    Participant

    Bee Gee.

    #89632
    ChrisM
    Participant

    It’s ok. It’s not a real word anyway.

    That’s my ekskoose.
    ;)

    #89647

    Ex-Scouse? How do you accomplish that?

    #89649
    ChrisM
    Participant

    >Ex-Scouse? How do you accomplish that?

    Live most of your life in Londong having moved down from Liverpool at a young age maybe?

    #89650
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Getting a job.

    #89652
    ChrisM
    Participant

    Londong = London.

    Smegging butter fingers. (This must be a record.)

    #89664
    Mnoooah
    Participant

    > Londong

    Your guerilla advertising for gay porn isn’t fooling anyone.

    #89668
    ChrisM
    Participant

    Drat! Foiled again!

    #89669
    Mnoooah
    Participant

    Hey, I didn’t say it wasn’t welcome, just that we weren’t fooled by it. :P

    #91112
    JamesTC
    Participant

    I had a really weird dream about the new Red Dwarf specials, the gang were on earth with Holly who was in Hattie form and had a body too! Lister wanted to stay on earth but then Kryten convinced him not to by telling him they have poisoned powdered curry, they then walked down the street and a very squashed Star Bug was towering over the street, I’m not sure if that is a good or a bad dream.

    #91141
    peas_and_corn
    Participant

    I had a dream that I was getting a blowjob from Belladonna and then my girlfriend told me to stop humping her back.

    #91188
    Phil
    Participant

    I had a dream that peas_and_corn’s girlfriend told me to stop humping her front.

    #91189
    locusceruleus
    Participant

    I had a dream and you were there, with your back up against my view.

    #91226
    Carlito
    Participant

    Also forgot to mention, in my original dream Rimmer had the tunic uniform, but it was brown.

    Yes… brown.

    Like shit.

    #91248
    Phil
    Participant

    Last night I dreamed that I was on a bus with a friend of mine, and he was being harassed by a female midget dressed like the Noid from the Domino’s Pizza ads. The Noid suit was made of really thick foam and she was groping him and grinding against him no matter how much he pushed her away.

    Eventually we (the other passengers and I) convinced him to just let her grope him so that she’d get bored with it and go away.

    #91254
    si
    Participant

    >Holly who was in Hattie form and had a body too!

    I remember a Smegazine strip where Holly had a body, where she wore a skintight sparkly red catsuit.

    I have an eye for detail.

    #91263
    Ridley
    Participant

    I keep visualising Ben as Roger Rabbit and his time at Disney like Valiant’s trips into Toontown.

    #91266
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Disney is actually like that though, isn’t it? All the cartoon characters walking about and stuff yeah?

    #91272
    hummingbird
    Participant

    They all live in the big castle thing too. I have it on the best authority.

    #91281
    Carlito
    Participant

    > I remember a Smegazine strip where Holly had a body, where she wore a skintight sparkly red catsuit.

    Wasn’t it a Jake Bullet strip?

    #91283
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Ridley says…
    I keep visualising Ben as Roger Rabbit and his time at Disney like Valiant?s trips into Toontown.

    So I’m a cartoon character on his first trip into Toon Town? Was I adopted? Did they find my little baby rabbitty self under a pub pool table?

    Danny Stephenson followed that up with…
    Disney is actually like that though, isn?t it? All the cartoon characters walking about and stuff yeah?

    If it makes you happy.

    #91285
    si
    Participant

    >> I remember a Smegazine strip where Holly had a body, where she wore a skintight sparkly red catsuit.

    >Wasn?t it a Jake Bullet strip?

    No. They were inside Lister’s head or something.

    #91840
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    A thought occurs. I had a new episodes dream a couple of nights ago. I can’t remember smeg all about it now, but I definetly remember waking up thinking I’d just seen the new eps.

    #91870
    Dave
    Participant

    I have never dreamt about Red Dwarf

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