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  • #11680
    mick
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    Got slightly bored at work so went into the office next door and attacked ladies with a paper version of my wang…

    Willy!

    It gets me through the day.

    #117750
    Jimboid
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    That’s tiny.

    #117748
    pfm
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    It’s ok, your written warning will be in the post monday morning ;)

    #117744
    mick
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    It’s ok, I process them.

    #117745
    si
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    Whatever keeps you busy.

    #117741
    Pecospete666
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    It looks like you have Pong!

    #116716
    Ben Paddon
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    #116717
    mick
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    Three million Mick points for an animated gif version.

    #116718
    HelloMabel
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    At last, a version of Clippy that *doesn’t* make me want to throw my computer off a tall building.

    #116615
    Phil
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    I’m listening…

    #116620
    HelloMabel
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    Because it’s a funny parody of the real Clippy, which must die.

    #116713
    Pecospete666
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    Death to Clippy!

    #116714
    mick
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    Oh yes, and the same young lady in a not safe for work shot …

    http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh68/mick_aka/rand/536091_408601112493054_1384985256_n.jpg

    #116705
    Pete Part Three
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    Why is she standing in a bath?

    This country.

    #116707
    pfm
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    She could stand in my bath any time she likes. Except I don’t have a bath.

    #117551
    locusceruleus
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    When I was about 7 or 8, at break time some of the dimmer and more socially awkward boys in my class used to call girls over to where they were standing, pull forward their waistbands and wiggle their pre-pubescent todgers at them in some sort of uncomfortable, awkward, desperate plea for attention.

    Maturity, it seems, is a wonderful thing. As we become adults, bewildered 8 year old girls are replaced by attractive, gamely indulgent, yet equally bewildered women and flesh todgers are replaced by their more socially acceptable, yet crudely fashioned paper counterparts.

    Thank you for giving me hope for the autumn of our years, long in the future, when perhaps we may project gyrating, 3D holographic representations of our now shrivelled and dishevelled dongers to senile old crones in the vain hope of enticing one into performing that most pleasurable of nudey geriatric activities, the toothless blowjob.

    #117051
    Jonsmad
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    >Why is she standing in a bath?

    She’s clearly going to let the lovely rose have some water.

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