I want to talk to you about my penis…

[mick]

Got slightly bored at work so went into the office next door and attacked ladies with a paper version of my wang…

It gets me through the day.

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[Jimboid]

That’s tiny.

[pfm]

It’s ok, your written warning will be in the post monday morning ;)

[mick]

It’s ok, I process them.

[si]

Whatever keeps you busy.

[Pecospete666]

It looks like you have Pong!

[Ben Paddon]

[mick]

Three million Mick points for an animated gif version.

[HelloMabel]

At last, a version of Clippy that *doesn’t* make me want to throw my computer off a tall building.

[Phil]

I’m listening…

[HelloMabel]

Because it’s a funny parody of the real Clippy, which must die.

[Pecospete666]

Death to Clippy!

[mick]

Oh yes, and the same young lady in a not safe for work shot …

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh68/mick_aka/rand/536091_408601112493054_1384985256_n.jpg

[Pete Part Three]

Why is she standing in a bath?

This country.

[pfm]

She could stand in my bath any time she likes. Except I don’t have a bath.

[locusceruleus]

When I was about 7 or 8, at break time some of the dimmer and more socially awkward boys in my class used to call girls over to where they were standing, pull forward their waistbands and wiggle their pre-pubescent todgers at them in some sort of uncomfortable, awkward, desperate plea for attention.

Maturity, it seems, is a wonderful thing. As we become adults, bewildered 8 year old girls are replaced by attractive, gamely indulgent, yet equally bewildered women and flesh todgers are replaced by their more socially acceptable, yet crudely fashioned paper counterparts.

Thank you for giving me hope for the autumn of our years, long in the future, when perhaps we may project gyrating, 3D holographic representations of our now shrivelled and dishevelled dongers to senile old crones in the vain hope of enticing one into performing that most pleasurable of nudey geriatric activities, the toothless blowjob.

[Jonsmad]

>Why is she standing in a bath?

She’s clearly going to let the lovely rose have some water.

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