Home › Forums › Ganymede & Titan Forum › Life Imitating Red Dwarf Search for: This topic has 68 replies, 31 voices, and was last updated 1 year, 8 months ago by Warbodog. Scroll to bottom Viewing 19 posts - 51 through 69 (of 69 total) 1 2 Author Posts November 25, 2020 at 12:10 am #263419 Kris CarterParticipant I wanted a menu item that wasn’t offered once, in a Welsh fish and chip shop. November 25, 2020 at 8:55 pm #263429 Pete Part ThreeParticipant I once tried to lift up a vending machine by laying on top of it and thrusting a bit. Not really. I was actually trying to fuck it. November 25, 2020 at 9:17 pm #263430 DaveParticipant It’s cold outside. November 25, 2020 at 9:45 pm #263431 Pete Part ThreeParticipant I’m all alone. More or less. That vending machine is still playing hard to get. November 25, 2020 at 10:37 pm #263434 Dollar PoundParticipant isn’t it a bit sexist calling them vending machines? November 26, 2020 at 1:20 am #263435 evilmorwenParticipant I’m sick of toast. November 26, 2020 at 10:12 am #263436 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant I really fancy Pete Tranter’s sister. November 26, 2020 at 12:35 pm #263446 RidleyParticipant isn’t it a bit sexist calling them vending machines? Not if it’s one of the Tonys. November 26, 2020 at 2:58 pm #263470 Dollar PoundParticipant of course men can vend. i was just ironically doing a kryten November 26, 2020 at 3:04 pm #263471 RidleyParticipant I’ve been Krytered. December 3, 2020 at 12:50 am #263500 ManbirdParticipant I’m circumcised and I’m a jazz fan. December 13, 2020 at 6:14 pm #263581 peas_and_cornParticipant Someone took my ball and I complained until they gave it back I can time travel, however unlike the dwarfers my time traveling powers are limited to going forwards in time at a rate of one second per second. March 15, 2021 at 10:04 pm #264762 RunawayTrainParticipant Felt a bit like Lister earlier when on hold to the DWP; it was asking me totally incorrect security questions (no I most definitely can’t give you my dependant children’s names or dates of birth because I don’t have any!) and then an interminable wait with infernal music interrupted at inconsistent intervals to tell me about the website and to thank me for holding. March 16, 2021 at 6:16 am #264782 WarbodogParticipant I used to trim my toenails like Lister. I’ve found self-deprecating messages from my drunk self in the morning. Those were a long time ago. Now I just make over-optimistic daily schedules that are obviously not going to get done. March 18, 2021 at 8:30 pm #264884 Russ LParticipant I ain’t even Betty Boop. March 19, 2021 at 10:44 am #264887 Ben SaundersParticipant I am. March 19, 2021 at 2:20 pm #264891 JenuallParticipant I didn’t go and see Run For You Wife September 18, 2021 at 9:01 am #269419 clemParticipant Frank Skinner told a story on his radio show this morning about the time he was in a restaurant thirty years ago, ordered steak tartare well done, and the waiter and other patrons laughed at him. September 18, 2021 at 7:12 pm #269423 WarbodogParticipant Frank Skinner told a story on his radio show this morning about the time he was in a restaurant thirty years ago, ordered steak tartare well done, and the waiter and other patrons laughed at him. His 90s Live in Birmingham video had a “she’s not jailbait, she’s 16” bit (“add a couple of years on”). Author Posts Viewing 19 posts - 51 through 69 (of 69 total) 1 2 Scroll to top • Scroll to Recent Forum Posts You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Log In Username: Password: Keep me signed in Log In