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    Kris Carter
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    I wanted a menu item that wasn’t offered once, in a Welsh fish and chip shop.

    #263429
    Pete Part Three
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    I once tried to lift up a vending machine by laying on top of it and thrusting a bit.

    Not really.

    I was actually trying to fuck it.

    #263430
    Dave
    Participant

    It’s cold outside.

    #263431
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    I’m all alone. More or less.

    That vending machine is still playing hard to get.

    #263434
    Dollar Pound
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    isn’t it a bit sexist calling them vending machines?

    #263435
    evilmorwen
    Participant

    I’m sick of toast.

    #263436

    I really fancy Pete Tranter’s sister.

    #263446
    Ridley
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    isn’t it a bit sexist calling them vending machines?

    Not if it’s one of the Tonys.

    #263470
    Dollar Pound
    Participant

    of course men can vend. i was just ironically doing a kryten

    #263471
    Ridley
    Participant

    I’ve been Krytered.

    #263500
    Manbird
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    I’m circumcised and I’m a jazz fan.

    #263581
    peas_and_corn
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    Someone took my ball and I complained until they gave it back

    I can time travel, however unlike the dwarfers my time traveling powers are limited to going forwards in time at a rate of one second per second.

    #264762
    RunawayTrain
    Participant

    Felt a bit like Lister earlier when on hold to the DWP; it was asking me totally incorrect security questions (no I most definitely can’t give you my dependant children’s names or dates of birth because I don’t have any!) and then an interminable wait with infernal music interrupted at inconsistent intervals to tell me about the website and to thank me for holding.

    #264782
    Warbodog
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    I used to trim my toenails like Lister.

    I’ve found self-deprecating messages from my drunk self in the morning.

    Those were a long time ago. Now I just make over-optimistic daily schedules that are obviously not going to get done.

    #264884
    Russ L
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    I ain’t even Betty Boop.

    #264887
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    I am.

    #264891
    Jenuall
    Participant

    I didn’t go and see Run For You Wife

    #269419
    clem
    Participant

    Frank Skinner told a story on his radio show this morning about the time he was in a restaurant thirty years ago, ordered steak tartare well done, and the waiter and other patrons laughed at him.

    #269423
    Warbodog
    Participant

    Frank Skinner told a story on his radio show this morning about the time he was in a restaurant thirty years ago, ordered steak tartare well done, and the waiter and other patrons laughed at him.

    His 90s Live in Birmingham video had a “she’s not jailbait, she’s 16” bit (“add a couple of years on”).

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