Lines from something else that sound like they’re from Red Dwarf

[loadoftottnumb]

Well it’s the natural follow on isn’t it?

Topic

[cwickham]

[Warbodog]

[Moonlight]

How come every single kids’ book nowadays is about poop and butts when I am at the LEAST two decades and change too old for that to still be the funniest thing in the world to me? I feel cheated. Where were the books about butts when I was 4-6?

[Dave]

How come every single kids’ book nowadays is about poop and butts when I am at the LEAST two decades and change too old for that to still be the funniest thing in the world to me?

Don’t worry, it comes back around when you hit 40.

[Moonlight]

Don’t say “when you hit 40” to me, I already feel like I’ve wasted my life without having to imagine where I’ll be in 13 more years.

[Dave]

[Moonlight]

[Unrumble]

[Moonlight]

[Moonlight]

[Moonlight]

This is easily the most immature meme trend since replacing words with “cunt” and I am pleased for having inadvertently spawned it.

[Unrumble]

[Unrumble]

This is easily the most immature meme trend since replacing words with “cunt” and I am pleased for having inadvertently spawned it.

[cwickham]

[Moonlight]

[Moonlight]

[Nick R]

[Warbodog]

[Jonathan Capps]

Images you can hear.

[Unrumble]

Watching the latest episode of Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon (I know, please, don’t hit me), a group of orphaned kids watching an old TV, powered by two of them on exercise bikes.

Maybe that’s why Lister and Cat failed to fry their egg, lack of of a second bike. 

[Nick R]

Lines you try to write in the style of something else that you put over images from Red Dwarf:

[Stephen Abootman]

In the first 2 minutes of David Fincher’s new film ‘The Killer’ (so non spoilery):

[Warbodog]

From Tony Hawks’ book Playing the Moldovans at Tennis (which incidentally features fellow ‘Backwards’ alumnus Arthur Smith as a side character).

[Warbodog]

Derren Brown: Showman

[Dave]

(The Good Fight)

[Warbodog]

The tally marks from Series VIII are a reference to the episode counter in violent medieval anime Berserk (1997–98).

Literally lines (that sound like they’re from Red Dwarf).

[RunawayTrain]

The tally marks from Series VIII are a reference to the episode counter in violent medieval anime Berserk (1997–98).   Literally lines (that sound like they’re from Red Dwarf).   

*Notices episode title*

Is this … a conspiracy theory?

[Warbodog]

Is this … a conspiracy theory?

Yes, it’s basically a Kill Crazy spin off.

[Flap Jack]

Why yes I have been watching Blackadder, now you mention it.

[Warbodog]

Why yes I have been watching Blackadder, now you mention it.

I’d be interested to read your commentary, unless it’s the kind of recreational viewing you don’t feel compelled to take notes on.

[Flap Jack]

Sure. I mean, it is the kind of recreational viewing I don’t feel compelled to take notes on, but I can still share any thoughts that stick with me.

[Frank Smeghammer]

[Warbodog]

[Warbodog]

Wesley Crusher: Teenage Fuck Machine features a clothes-fixated cat person who ravages someone’s rectum with his barbed penis.

[Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now]

If I had a nickel for every time I consumed a piece of media featuring a clothes-fixated cat person who ravages someone’s rectum with his barbed penis, I’d have two nickels – which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[Ben Saunders]

The Simpsons S08E07

[Formica]

If I had a nickel for every time I consumed a piece of media featuring a clothes-fixated cat person who ravages someone’s rectum with his barbed penis, I’d have two nickels – which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Can we please get better at checking the markdown after we paste from external sources?

[Jonathan Capps]

I should adding something to override that tbf. Might even do it this year.

[Dave]

In fairness, it took over a month for anyone to notice.

[Warbodog]

Simon the Sorcerer:

The dwarf’s in red, do you see what they’ve done there.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2024/mar/15/its-so-weird-the-tv-show-about-a-woman-who-turns-into-a-chicken-nugget

[Moonlight]

[Flap Jack]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

I did you with doing a McNugget 

I also toyed with including a frame of Lister as a chicken in DNA

[Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now]

Well, shit. Who wants soup?

[Frank Smeghammer]

Well, shit. Who wants soup?

Honoured to discover that I once made a meme that was memorable to someone else, low effort as it was

[Dave]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

Was just thinking about Fallout yesterday. 
Both shows (Fallout and Red Dwarf) have first episodes called The End which involve humanity succumbing to nuclear radiation/explosions

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

Episode 8 is called The Beginning too

[Flap Jack]

What the fuck.

[Author]

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