Man in after work drinks SHOCKER!

[Jo]

http://www.people.co.uk/celebs-tv/celebrities/2011/02/20/corrie-craig-s-11am-booze-benders-102039-22936061/

I didn’t even realise that The People still existed!

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[Jo]

They appear to have mislaid their apostrophes.

[Seb Patrick]

As he relaxed, he told bar staff he was arranging a meeting with poet John Cooper Clarke and was gently quietened when he launched into a rendition of one of the writers explicit works.

Evidently Chickentown, I bet.

Our exclusive pictures taken over the past three weeks will spark fears that the reformed actor is slipping back into the bad habits that nearly cost him his career, his marriage and his life.

Yes, because getting pissed and smoking crack are EXACTLY the same thing.

Epic, epic non-story.

[Danny Stephenson]

‘Reports confirm the rumours that he woke up before going to work. This is the same occurrence of events that led to his addiction soon took hold’

ARGH FUCK OFF.

[pfm]

Well I’m seriously considering taking up crack. Maybe then I’ll actually be able to watch an episode of the mind-numbing Outcasts without wanting to slap every cast member (apart from the fittie brunette Scottish lass).

Ohhhh look here comes the dramatic music cause it’s a draaaama don’t you know, a serious drama, no less!

And stop talking like Liam Neeson! Just…STOPPP”!!”!£”!!

[Author]

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