Series VIII in 73 minutes – downloadable file

[srmcd1]

Due to the internet’s staggering amount of video sites that don’t like hour long videos, I’ve been forced to put the file up for download for those who’d like to see Series VIII in less than ninety minutes.

Hope some of you find this to be an improvement over watching all four hours of this series instead. I think 73 minutes is about as small as it will go – but then, I could be wrong.

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[Jonathan Capps]

Smashing, I’ll check this out after the weekend.

[Pete Part Three]

You could just stick a scroll over the start of Trojan, explaining the differences since Out of Time:

Red Dwarf X

THE SAGA CONTINUUMS

THE STORY SO FAR…

Three million years in the future, a bunch of stuff happened that’s far too convoluted to explain and, to be honest, it doesn’t really matter. There were a bunch of episodes, but they were all shit. You could look them up on Wikipedia but, if you’ve seen Back to Reality, Quarantine, Better Than Life, Future Echoes and Beadle’s About, you’ve already seen all the “new ideas” that these episodes offered.

There was also a dinosaur.

And Rimmer got raped.

Yes, really.

Kochanski and the rest of the crew were back for a while, but it’s probably for the best if you overlook that too. It’s mentioned in this series, but it doesn’t go anywhere.

And now the saga continuums

AND NOW THE SAGA CONTINUUMS…

RED DWARF X

THE SAME CONTINUITY?

-MEH-

[srmcd1]

*shrugs*

Well, you can’t please everyone…

[Pete Part Three]

No, you just can’t please *me*.

I will download this though. Just as soon as I can be stomach watching any Red Dwarf VIII.

[Ridley]

Right. So, why don’t we lure Pete into the food bay and get him to eat some roughage?

[srmcd1]

We can’t! I used the Time Wand to edit out that scene! Even though it’s still in the dino’s stomach! Now I’ve confused myself!

[Ridley]

Oh no, I just meant we should molest him in a pantry.

[srmcd1]

Damn. I cut that bit too. We’re running out of options.

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