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  • #203982
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    Im assuming its ok to begin my own thread, to broadcast news about the game IVe been making for the last two years for reddwarf fans (next up is dalek invasion wars).
    If youve already been following and have waited patiently I apologize for any repeats.
    I really want to press this forward as soon as now so expect it soon.
    If the admins fancy popping by Portsmouth for a cuppa and an exclusive look-in , Im waiting already.
    Obviously I want people of importance to get first look. the rest of you plebs must wait a teeny bit longer, but this is definitely rolling out one way or the other.
    I love cod moh bf42 had type games of course, and this could be the one to beat them all, or the one that could bind em.
    sorry Im a bit of a rambler at times,(if you know me then you know this already therefore should have known not to continue reading any posts of mine that may jeopardize your mental sanity..Im not responsible for your foolishness.)

    anyway coming soon will be screenshots,videos and other news. Ive decided to do this on a more relaxed forum.
    nuts out.

    #203984
    mick
    Participant

    Should have probably started this before derailing and spamming another thread

    #203985
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Perfectly happy for you to use this thread to talk about your game, but in the interests of those that aren’t necessarily interested, try to keep it all contained here, rather than talking about it on non-related topics.

    Also, I’ve been to Portsmouth recently, and it’s not an experience I’m eager to repeat.

    #203986
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    yes I should have but I didnt. and apologized
    fucking annoying cunt with nothing better to do
    ( abit like me really)
    now fuck off unless you have anything constructive to say? no?
    fuck off then.
    pedantic arsefuckingwipes making me fucking sick with their sanctimonious shit.
    should have warned you I hate humans.

    #203988
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    ye s sorry about that, It was a nooby schoolboy error Im trying to find my way round this futuristic thing.
    tell me about it , Ive been living here 10 years, used to be Londoner

    #203990
    mick
    Participant

    > fucking annoying cunt with nothing better to do
    ( abit like me really)
    now fuck off unless you have anything constructive to say? no?
    fuck off then.

    As someone who works in the games industry, runs a gaming website, and has a history in games design, 3D modelling and C programming, I may well have had something constructive to say, but as you’re clearly a complete gobshite I shall simply wish you well in your endeavours and give this thread a very wide berth.

    #203991
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    jesus not any site with no sense of humour
    I do apologize for that I have been gagged from swearing for the last two years and it all came out at once.
    I dont need anyone to say anything constructive really, jesus.
    I know its good, couldnt be arsed what you really think. I really dont. Youd only pick the nit out of it.
    Im just letting people know that its gonna be available one way or the other , for thos that are interested.

    #203993
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    Ps Im not even gonna credit that with a follow up list of my achievements , you didnt have to troll this thread and turn it into a pedantic waste of time

    #203994
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    I was in character mode – and that was my crazy mode.
    Im not really horrible or nasty as you think , or crazy.
    I do have a more sensible posting on the less relaxed site

    gordon bennet touchy or what.
    but really if you were offended then Im sorry you got offended.
    I really really didnt set out to upset anyone, but I was offended and upset that you jumped down my throat being a noobie with no clue how to socially interact. i thought that was unneccessary and reacted unneccessarily back.

    #203996
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    sorry admin you may delete my whole thread I’ll just go away find something else to do instead, and hey mick, good luck with your red dwarf game.

    #203998
    Phil
    Participant

    Do I even need to nominate this?

    #204000
    Connell
    Participant

    I liked the part where he swore lots.

    #204011
    Reece
    Participant

    But yeah, the game certainly looks interesting.
    I’ll be giving it a go when it becomes available.

    #204012
    NoFro
    Participant

    The fuck just happened?

    #204013
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Sarge speaking for the Vogon construction fleet you will be receiving a Intergalactic high way exit and restroom facility in your back yard :€

    Photobucket Pictures, Images and Photos

    #204014
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    Is this the second time this year that Ian’s been instructed to fuck off from the website he founded by a noob?

    #204015
    Reece
    Participant

    Is this the second time this year that Ian’s been instructed to fuck off from the website he founded by a noob?

    I think he was talking to Mick, but I might be wrong.

    Someone really needs to ban Ian from his own website though.

    #204019
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    “Someone really needs to ban Ian from his own website though.”

    He’s harmless!

    #204023
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    This game is going to be brilliant.

    #204024
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    lol well I thought my introductory went rather well chaps.
    at last I found a wise person, boy am I lucky to bump into you.(IAn)
    cmon chaps nobody that crazy would be free to type on the internet for real would they?
    Master Symes thou shalt be graciously honoured in the great hall of fame and his marvellous work for fanatics!
    I always honour my promises.
    Im going to work on two secret levels tonight – the heaven and god ones. only accessible if you can get so far without killing, act as a spiritual guide to show noobies around the ship and preach some nice bullshit, ITll bring the padre and the other holy shit (not HOLY SHIT! but holy stuff).Im gonna bring a new enlightenment role to the world of gaming within the war in deep space. If you know this already sorry.

    I will create some recent videos if it your desire? do you wanna dance in the fire?

    ~(character mode remember(just be grateful Im the nice nut at the minute))
    Gonnna make sure you get first dibs Ian ,Im sorry you didnt enjoy Portsmouth *Ive lived here 10 years near portsmouth ,only time I venture out is in th e miles of fields and treess behind me ouse.. Its like 7 Richmond Parks. absolutely heaven, dont wanna go nowhere else lol
    crazy mode disengaged-
    seriously you gotta know Im a rambler(no shitty pun intended).
    but I am glad that one genius recognizes anothers talents, this has restored my faith again in human nature.
    bet that lasts 5 minutes until I make myself look stupid again.
    was mick really offended? I didnt mean to upset him ,I called myself the same name in the same breath didnt I?
    do so onto others as you would have them doo so onto you. well its all Ive known, so far.
    sorry for the ramble and the use of your valuable time chaps, but I wanted to say thanks fo the encouragement (It was starting to flag after 2 years of negative attitudes, now I got the boost to do the work I coulda done today,tonight!
    Out!

    #204026
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    news update.
    (after another long night script-editing (I changed me mind about doing some map editing ok, decided to stick strictly to scripts in accordance to the scriptures.. ahem))

    Pip Pips,
    now added rank-coloured pips, when orders are given in multiplayer mode, you should pay attention to the coloured star prefixing the commands. senior ranking players obviously have more experience than the green noobies.
    do I need to draw up a coloured chart to simplify this men?
    (wonder if anyone ever makes it to the captains’ whites)(really really difficult, explanations due)

    sorry for the ramble but I programme,I sleep, I programme I sleep,and dont get to communicate with the outside world, so these are my 5 minute windows of opportunity., meanwhile hello world, hope its a good day for all.
    more news in time, if its ok with you chappies to keep you informed.

    ps , also a hell level for those insaniacs who manage to make every bullet count and unlock the levels that lead to hell. woo.
    its too much,too much.

    #204030
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    I recall, a long time ago, a Red Dwarf text adventure game. Fan-made. Pretty good, as I remember, but walking through the ship was a bit cumbersome.

    #204032
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    I vaguely remember downloading that in secondary school, yeah. Can’t remember ever bothering to get very far in it, but it’d be fun to have a crack at it again. I’m sure it must be online somewhere.

    #204033
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    If I recall correctly, and if I’m thinking of the same one, it constantly looped a MIDI version of the theme tune while you were playing, too.

    #204043
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    This one?

    (I think the download still works. Despite his front end being sloppy, John’s back end is always immaculately preserved.)

    #204044
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    That’s not the one I was thinking of, although interestingly it was discussed here as well.

    The one I’m thinking of isn’t as good as that one seems to be. I’m going to have to give it a proper play at some point. It won’t run on Windows 7 but I’ve got it going in DOSBox on my tablet.

    #204045
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    John’s back end is always immaculately preserved.

    John’s bum.

    #204072
    Alex
    Participant

    I seem to remember a text game where I didn’t get much further than the confrontation with the bliss freak. I also remember it took me an eternity to work out how to get it to do anything. Then again, I’d have been about 7 at the time so that’s not that surprising.

    #204119
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    Ive done another retrostyly version(scrubbed to do this 3d version wherein I had to learn everything from scratch again)
    it featured a 4 player affair(on one pc keyboard+2 joysticks) top down action ala Chaos engine kinda) was a lotta fun playing it. will upload this to my site in time as well,just dont expect it to ever get finished though sorry.)

    I just want the guys wearing the superadmin pants to try it out,review it and attract some attention, You want it I got it.
    just in case you dont know this already……
    the single player mode features many things to do, wandering around aimlesslessly, or purposely completing tasks to advance grades in a multitude of career choices, collecting items, solving problems, repairing machines,interacting with computers and artificial intelligence,unlocking skills, doors and advanced levels, combating denizens featured in the show, with a marvellous array of weaponry and vehicles, including the bazookoids, gren launchers , scoped rifles, machine guns, plasma bolt guns etc, and ability to climb inside many of the shows ships, launch across vast regions of space, visiting nearby planets, ships and other regions, in your search for sanity stranded in space. dig out those files and folders to keep tabs on your crew and your own personal abilities which are all stored on records to judge your abilities as a future 3rd technician collar worker or the ultimate seat in the Captains Quarters.

    ITs got all the above in it already and more, including botmatches (stop playing with the AI kids you might break them), Survival (zombie style but red dwarf style), Can you survive the onslaught? you can run, jump shoot and fly but you cant hide.

    and then theres the many multiplayer modes – Free for all,Crew Wars(Teams versus teams versus teams versus teams), Capture, Capture the Flag(holly hop drive), hold, protect, hold and protect and so on and on and on.

    Im ready to show this but it must be done right.
    am I allowed to post videos? if so how? also how do I post images? I got an idea but STOP it I dont wanna learn anything more! my brain is crammed to the brim already thanks.

    right catch u soon people, the turtles head is nudging.

    #204120
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    and of course the cooperative editing mode, where u and your friends can redesign the ships insides to your hearts content, (hopefully do a better job than me, but hey Im doing every fucking thing round here ahem), create the rooms Ive missed, anything youlike, chop and change, alter it how you want and then distribute it to others impressed by your work. ITs like a whole new miningcraftcunthinggummyblob.
    Its not complicated,
    eventually youll have a whole plethora of new missions,places created by others to visit and Pwn!

    trust me this is the one youve waited for long enough. (not boasting better graphics than some of these modern game engines, but hey , its a start and you will all be able to make it how you want it.

    #204121
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    and please.. feel free to derail, mis-accuse ,(what do u mean its not a word? it’s an accusation that had misfired !) ,
    spam litter, and basically talk bollocks or johns runny bum juice for all I care.
    why not? its a free thread, defecate it to your hearts desire you dirty people.

    #204123
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Have the Vogon’s installed you exit yet?

    #204124
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    >am I allowed to post videos? if so how? also how do I post images?

    Consider my optimism for your efforts a little muted.

    #204126
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    SgtSmileyUK, for Videos, just grab the embed code from YouTube and paste it straight into the comments box. For images use this:

    <img src="URL OF IMAGE HERE" />

    Also, could you possibly try to be a little less scary?

    #204127
    Phil
    Participant

    One thing’s for sure: the writing will be solid.

    #204128
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    all things considerable shalt be considered!
    Thanks Jonathan, I will try to be normal, perhaps people should stop prodding the crazy people with the crazy stick .
    Im not really crazy but I do think there’s a crazy person trapped inside me that wants releasing.
    Im just keeping this lil project in the public eye. (tried nice publicity-still attracted negative,pedantic sycophants, so I was trying reverse psychology to make people nice, and obviously failing, but I guess its a little late to alter peoples perception of myself, )
    so which version of me would you like ?
    vote A – Sgt’gone a little bit senile’smileyuk
    vote B- Sgt’he really is a aniceguy-honesst!-smileyuk
    Vote C-begone already, Sgtwho?
    ultimately It isnt about me, Its the game I wanted,couldnt get ,so made it myself and thought I would share this wonderful creation with others, thats all.
    so do we begin the niceness now>?
    consider my expectations of this to be seriously muted and slightly hard of hearing!
    dammit I can be Nice! surely we dont really take text as token value as a true depiction of a persons sole character?whereupon our own translation is how we percieve the nonsense
    or something like that.
    long live variety.

    #204169
    dodgelister
    Participant

    can’twait to play this, mate! will you please make a touch gfriendly version forandroid phones and iPad? you’d make a mint and I’d get to play it on public transport :D

    #204170

    > I was trying reverse psychology to make people nice

    I’m not sure you really understand the concept of reverse psychology.

    #204172
    dodgelister
    Participant

    don’t be a nob too him, sgt smiley is a top bloke mate, forget what happened in this thread and give s fresh slate and we will see. or youwill see. I have already seen.

    #204173
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    >sgt smiley is a top bloke mate

    I owe my life to him.

    #204174
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    yellow dodge, I’ll see what I can do, Thanks for the positivity.

    Jason- YOURE NOT A BORE -YOURE NOT A BORE- YOURE NOT A BORE,Dammit you still are,
    But hey at least your right! I dont understand anything, does that make you feel any better.
    Im holding back…..

    any more shit slurping flies wanna question my psyche?

    Forums are a perfect example of why humans are fucked. Do you want me to go away and give up?
    ffs I aint making this about me,,,KNOB
    FUCK OFF OUT the same door marked ‘berth’ for wide arsed and snug,wide headed people .
    Negative fucking Pedant, nothing better to do than rile me, (Jesus) .
    that makes your lives sadder than mine, and I thought nobody had a sadder life than me!(thus should I pity you?)
    actually you bore me completely ( and if I bore you then just keep out of the thread simple.)
    Knobendfeaster.

    #204175

    forget what happened in this thread

    First impressions and all that

    don’t be a nob too him

    *to

    #204176
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    ~smug not snug

    #204178
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    jason the bore appearing in this forum >’First impressions and all that’
    O does this mean you are indeed a knob. goaway

    #204179
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    thanks for the back up guys. much appreciated- I will speak to you in a normal manner.

    #204180

    I’m sure you’ll be a valuable asset to the site then Sgt Fruitloop.

    #204183
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    Its not my intention to be a valuable asset, BoringJason, cant you read? B<E<R<T<H use that door.

    #204184
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    This button exists:

    Sometimes it’s worth using.

    #204185
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    ~smug not snug

    Top tip for the site, if you spot a typo in your post, just highlight the typo and press Alt and F4 together and it’ll let you correct it.

    #204187

    BoringJason

    Hmmm….that has a ring to it.

    #204188
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    I dunno why YOU got a problem , but if you wanna make problems for yourself then by all means attack me, attack my pysche,attack my humour, if you gotta try to outsmart a loon, do you think its clever? Im biting my tongue when it comes to a certain other TOSser, let this serve as your final warning. ( I did attract a further quarter of a million views to your site on one thread alone mate, surely you should be pleased?)
    and if youre gonna fling shit then make sure youre in the right.( Is it not ok to stand up and defend myself from personal attacks from the onset?

    #204189
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    BJ_lol seems you do got a sense of humour after all , may be your salvation, so Im gonna ease up on you a little, boy.
    JC – Thanks for that, such a useful chap, Im gonna buy you beer all night, one day (or night rather).
    SP – sorry no keyboards have a greymatter button so I cant tease you with that one.

    #204190
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    lol ~I just realized(dam you JC I was just about to reedit, you almost had me.)(no beer for you now)

    #204191
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    I’m not attacking. I’m just saying that sometimes your posts read like you changed your mind about what you wanted to say partway through – in which case instead of changing tack you could just, like, delete it.

    I do it all the time. I’ve typed out long replies to people and then realised it’s not worth it, or that I’m in the wrong, or I’ve misinterpreted something, or whatever.

    As for the “quarter of a million views” thing, it’s great that your game has attracted a lot of attention, and I hope people like it and that it does well. But I don’t think you “attracted” those views to the forum so much as “got” those views from people who were already ON the forum. That’s fine, and I’m not having a go at you for it, but it doesn’t really make a huge difference in the great scheme of things.

    I’ve got no beef with you at all, man. I just think you need to take it a little easy and not react this way sometimes. Particularly when it leads to you telling the guy who founded the very site you’re on (Ian) to fuck off almost immediately after you’ve registered.

    #204192
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    If the Alt+F4 thing isn’t working, you might need to clear the cache on your computer.

    Just go to C:\Windows and delete the folder marked “System32”.

    #204195
    Phil
    Participant

    >that makes your lives sadder than mine

    Your logic is impeccable.

    #204204
    dodgelister
    Participant

    I think I’ve spotted a few people already who should do the world a favour and castrate themselves that the hardships gene doesn’t pass on… on second thought it’s probably impossible to pass on the virgin gene hey guys?

    carry on sgt, I got your back if these losers want t attack you because you are making a game and they can’t even make bowl of coco pops.

    there are a lot of keyboard king Kongs out there, little brainless chimps that wouldn’t say boo to.a goose in real life and probably hold the door open for people, give up their seat on.the bus for an elderly person and such, wishing they had respect, friends, brains and a.job… then they get on a computer, feel anonymous and powerful and do.their utmost to be rude and hurtful to people online. they are nothing but bullies who are too pathetic to even be bullies in real life and have to resort to internet bullying because behind a keyboard shield you.are no.longer a little chimp.but a giant ape beating hischest nd tthrowing crack. either way you are still a primate that lacks a few million years of evolutions worth of brains.

    and don’t try grammar naziing my post like an idiotic snob, I teach English as a foreign.language and know at least two second languages better than.u know your first one, but I also know how hard it i is to type on a beta android keyboard that glitches on forums.

    come on sarge, let’s go Tarzan on these monkey’s arses!

    #204206
    dodgelister
    Participant

    I’m not sure if I meant to say throwing cack or throwing crack but I once saw Marilyn Manson throwcrack to a crowd and maybe Godzilla is his fan, who knows? :D

    #204207
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    lol, ah ok, but listen, I DIDNT TELL IAN TO FUCK OFF,JUST MICK who started the original derailing of this thread by suggesting I shouldnt derail somebody elses thread,and then followed by a lot of others doing the same thing yet preaching otherwise.
    I admitted to my mistakes a scoolboy error of the nooby kind. and have apologized whenever neccessary.
    I know when Im wrong and admit to my faults, like my logic,It doesnt always appear clear, but it does to me. as I am not perfect, Imperfections galore me.
    anway whatever, whatever whatever and what ever else, theres no way Im gonna please everyone yet alone anyone,
    If your not interested in anything I have to say then please stay away so that we dont bore each other. Thats what I do to your threads. if you attack me then I will fight back, silly people.
    some people should learn that ASSumptions are your own individual thoughts. some people Assumed the world was flat. zzzzzzzzzzzzz
    in my thread I have called myself,an annoying cunt,a bore,a crazy lunatic, I do not take myself seriously. IVe never attacked anyone else unmeritted , yet attract the said silly behaviour.
    kinda hard to detect the tone of sarcasm via text. so really if youre not interested in this game why are you here if not only to fulfil a selfserving desire to feel smug satisfaction that you helped kick a man when hes down..
    truth is I do have mental health issues, as do a lot of people in my life as do millions of other people that are not as fortunate as yourselves that live fulfilled lives by goading anyone with weaknesses or other handicaps.

    ITs rife and you are all guilty of it, I attack ONLY if Ive been attacked I did not set the aggressor in any instance of my internet forum visits, ITs a rage I have accumulated from 40 years of abuse from fellow humans, I will defend the right ,the weak,the underprivileged and I will not stand down no matter how many or how big,you are.,.

    Not one of you are man enough to admit to being in the wrong, and if you are , not man enough to apologize . It isnt a weakness you know.

    SP – read the thread from the beginning. I didnt need to mention your error since it was already pointed out.

    or is everyone just aving a laugh with me? ok very funny , Ill chill out .

    or do you just want me to disappear back to my non-fulfilled life?( yes I said it)

    sooo. back on topic
    another 2 nights of remodelling the starbug…. ah I cant be arsed/

    #204208
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    What the fucking hell is happening?

    #204209
    dodgelister
    Participant

    crap*

    arrrghhhhhhhh!

    #204213

    probably hold the door open for people, give up their seat on.the bus for an elderly person and such

    Utter cunts.

    #204214
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    Thanks dodge perhaps you could handle the media side of things for me, Im finding myself negatively affected too easily. did I get you on twitter?
    ( I avoid using any of the social sites and the above load of bullshit shows exactly why- which explains my noobyness using forums and such) and I accidently clicked unfollow you and clicked follow again so you may need to allow me again).
    I could send you the updates, and the game (just make sure no asswipes get their mitts on it, until ready to release the full version(otherwise there’ll be no end in confusement ) and you could inform the belligerent for me.
    I could then use my time to continue bearing fruit. I dont need anything. and came bearing a gift for the RedDwarf Community, yet am made to feel an outcast???? now whose logic is impeccable?

    cant be arsed to communicate with dimfucks no more.

    #204215
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    lol, ah ok, but listen, I DIDNT TELL IAN TO FUCK OFF,JUST MICK who started the original derailing of this thread by suggesting I shouldnt derail somebody elses thread,and then followed by a lot of others doing the same thing yet preaching otherwise.

    Then I apologise, that was my mistake.

    Although the point stands that the way to endear yourself to people probably wasn’t to kick off and swear at them when you got the gentle ribbing that most new people tend to when their first act is to plug something. But that point’s been made, and I know you’ve apologised for that, so let’s not go over it again.

    I’m entirely baffled by Dodge’s last couple of posts, though.

    #204219
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    I hear a sock puppet!

    #204221
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    No, they’re different people. SSUK has been on the TOS forum for years, while Dodge showed up quite recently. He generally seemed like a decent bloke but unfortunately left after a dispute between the regulars and a certain other user got out of hand.

    So I don’t know what all this stuff here is all about. I think people get surprisingly over-sensitive sometimes.

    #204222
    dodgelister
    Participant

    I’m sorry but mobile auto corrects posts and I can’t go back and edit. where it says hardshops gene it means asshole gene.

    the rest is just belittling the internet bullies that some people may or may not be.

    Basically, Sgt smiley its a decent guy and you would all Get on with him if you Gave him a chance.

    Yep that WAs me on Twitter and I readded you don’t worry mate

    #204225

    Nobody hasn’t given him a chance, as Seb said, it was gentle ribbing. If you both stopped trying to sound aggressive and just read through some other threads you might see how people are with each other here.

    #204226
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Basically, Sgt smiley its a decent guy and you would all Get on with him if you Gave him a chance.

    I’m sure that’s the case, it’s just he hasn’t really given himself the best of chances here. No one (and I can’t stress this enough) is bullying him, it’s just he’s come on very strong in his first few days, and that’s going to attract some weary comments.

    #204232
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    ok fair point. acknowledged and accepted ,expect imminent adaptions from my future inclinations..
    and to be fair I did add the word rabblements in the small print.
    how do I go about changing first impression fascia?
    Can and Do I need to do this or are you gonna accept that my posts too were jokingly returned and perhaps the oversensitive offended themselves.
    I am succeeding in my original mission. and Its being helped along by you guys so thanks for that! :D
    but yeh despite certain peoples annoyance at a few rabblerousers and freespeechers I still love ya’ll Weirdly.
    sorry if you are really affected by all this. collaterally-damaged people

    #204233
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    >What the fucking hell is happening?

    I think it’s all a big viral campaign by Seb to get people to go to the TOS forums.

    #204235
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    > how do I go about changing first impression fascia?

    *googles ‘fascia’*

    Er… Yoga? ;)

    #204238
    Ben Kirkham
    Participant

    I nominate this thread for MOST TOTALLY FUCKING INSANE.

    #204244
    dodgelister
    Participant

    Ah Seb you are here too nice to see you :) your board is cool but somehow I got stuck in a playground political war and I only wanted a laugh and to discus red dwarf. May be back in the future when it calms down.

    I changed the keyboard that I’ll use fi the forum while mobile so hopefully my posts are more legible

    Well guys this thread is reset and clean slates for all, pretty please. No more keyboard invincibility fights, if you want to chat about the game do so, if you don’t, read and post in other threads. Not trying to play mod just enjoy sitting on the fence until I have an arse full of splinters.

    #204264
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    Fascia is a term used in architecture to refer to a frieze or band running horizontally and situated vertically under the roof edge or which forms the outer surface of a cornice and is visible to an outside observer. This is to say that the long dimension of the surface is horizontal and the short dimension is vertical.

    As the literal meaning is “band” it is also used, although less commonly, for other such band-like surfaces like a wide, flat strip around a doorway, different and separate from the wall surface.

    The word fascia derives from Latin “fascia” meaning “band, bandage, ribbon, swathe”. [1] The word is pronounced with the “long-a” sound, /ˈfeɪʃə/, rhyming with the Japanese word geisha.

    Specifically, used to describe the horizontal “fascia board” which caps the end of rafters outside a building, which can be used to hold the rain gutter. The finished surface below the fascia and rafters is called the soffit or eave. A soffit is also often installed between the ceiling and the top of wall cabinets in a kitchen, set at a 90 degree angle to the horizontal soffit which projects out from the wall.

    I was a Brickie for 12 years and learnt my language from the colourful dialects of many accents from around the world – a fasciaboard, forgive my insolence in assuming you would understand my garble.
    It was loosely suggesting a representation of my facing board.
    the face you see.
    Stop misinterpretating my intentions. I came bearing gifts. will you leave your spears outside please gents

    #204265
    Ben Kirkham
    Participant

    Oh, God, my browser’s re-directed me to Wikipedia again. Bloody Firefox.

    #204266
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    I nominate Seb for being brave. well done chap. and also dodge for displaying similar signs of adaptability.
    Top GEEZERS.
    are we all calm now?
    but seriously thanks everyone, ITs been quite a laugh so far.

    #204269
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    how did you get redirected back here then….sigh, your point…………was shit ….must think of more reasonable slash comic response……failed….nope Im a failure ………must give up……….must quit……..I resign…….I need a swat cos theres too many shitslurpers bugging me, and trying to claim innocence ,,, ,…ride it out, ride it out, it’ll pass, it’ll pass.

    so yeh Ive got a load more games in the pipeline, I just wanna stop working on this one now.bored easily.
    this is wasting time . need to get on.

    #204272
    Ben Kirkham
    Participant

    We’ve had a Red Dwarf game called ‘Beat the Geek,’ haven’t we?

    #204274
    hummingbird
    Participant

    I don’t log in for a few months and all of a sudden …. wtf ?
    I’ve encountered a lot of attention-seeking wankers in my time, but you, SgtSmileyUK, take the biscuit.
    Quite possibly the whole Family Circle assortment.

    Now do be a dear and fuck off.

    #204276
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    or ?

    #204280
    dodgelister
    Participant

    Sgt this place sucks IMO.

    #204281
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    yes m8 Im thinking the same
    somewhere else?

    #204285
    dodgelister
    Participant

    Yeah mate.. Catch you on Twitter or something in a bit. Im out of here lol

    #204288
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    And there was much rejoicing.

    #204290
    takerdemon
    Participant

    Butter

    #204291
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    attention seeking was my exact intention.being a wanker wasnt. someone yanks my todger, Ill kick theirs.

    We could all fight it out via crew wars aboard the red dwarf or Ganymede , Titan or any other barren planet you wish.

    settle it like real boys.
    if its not related to my game, whats your relative theory?
    anyone elsE?

    #204292
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    it all boils down to an offensive word dareth I accuseth that begins with a J.
    (not Jiz or any related Jisisms)

    #204300
    dodgelister
    Participant

    Las únicas conchas q ellos habían tocado son las conchas de sus madres, q pobrecitos son y q mal q no tengan vidas pero no me importa porque mi vida es completa Jeje q pajeros son esas hijas de las putas q los parían también jaja

    #204304
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Vete a la mierda, hijo de puta

    #204307
    Ben Kirkham
    Participant

    Hmm. From my very limited grasp of Spanish, you’re implying that we’re all evil and have no lives, your life is complete and we are all wankers and our daughters are whores? Poetry.

    “Vete a la mierda, hijo de puta”

    :) :) :) I love you, Pete.

    #204311
    dodgelister
    Participant

    Oh no :( someone used google translate to insult me :( I sure do hope no one copies and pastes a meme link, because I surely is gonna crahhhh like a baby

    #204313
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Oh no, someone’s using sarcasm on the internet!

    #204318
    dodgelister
    Participant

    Oh so those sarcasm detectors DO work?? :O

    #204324
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    happy now mick ya dick

    #204329

    appy now mick ya dick

    Yeah Mick………………twat.

    #204331
    SgtSmileyUK
    Participant

    now can we all step out of the greenhouse and move on?
    press the autohate button off I use it sometimes.
    again I apologize for causing offence to the nonintended victims of this whole sorry charade that is the spit pit.
    Im willing to forgive,forget and move on in a positive way to the future .
    accepted?

    #204332
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Control your friend, and contain any nonsense to within this thread. Breach either of these conditions and you’re both gone.

    #204333
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    How’s it going with those screen shots? I’d like to see some when you get a chance.

    #204335
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Photobucket Pictures, Images and Photos

    Loss for words

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