Should I be Worried?

[Danny Stephenson]

Just discovered that another person named ‘Danny Stephenson’ is following me on Twitter. And before you smart arses start up, it’s not me following myself to boost my numbers. I don’t think you can do that, anyways…

It’s very strange…

Should I be worried?

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[Plastic Percy]

Only if he messages you and tells you he’s yourself from the future and has some urgent information for you…

[Danny Stephenson]

In that case if he’s from the future, then i’m going to develop a liking for Ellen DeGeneres and Zac Efron. I fear for my fate…

[redhead85]

> Only if he messages you and tells you he?s yourself from the future and has some urgent information for you?

Indeed, the troubleshooting page on Twitter does ask users to beware of time dilations in the service.

[The PerformingMonkey]

A brother of someone I used to know is called Daniel Stephenson and I think of him every time I see your name. So…there.

[Danny Stephenson]

That Could actually BE me though, couldn’t it?

What was the name of the person you knew?

[hummingbird]

> Just discovered that another person named ?Danny Stephenson? is following me on Twitter …. Should I be worried?

Not unless he’s trying to sell you something, or offering obscure sexual favours.

On second thoughts …
Scrap that. Just be wary if he’s trying to sell you something.

[JamesTC]

Maybe you are a clone of Danny Stephenson but you think you are the original, the original Danny is trying to get his life back from you starting with the Twitter account.

[The PerformingMonkey]

> That Could actually BE me though, couldn?t it?

Sadly not. If you were him you would already know who I was, if that makes sense. Anyway, the other Daniel would be about 22 and I’m guessing you’re a little older, and presumably not from Lancashire. That Daniel could be the Danny following you on Twitter though. You know, I really don’t like ‘Danny’ that much, it gets on my wick, it’s just not me. ‘Dan’ I can put up with (unless it’s someone doing the Partridge ‘Dan’ scene for the millionth time). All you ‘Danny’s can keep it.

[SeeYouAtThePartyRichter]

I would not be watching Single White Female any time soon.

[Dave]

>Only if he messages you and tells you he?s yourself from the future and has some urgent information for you?

Don’t go and see Run For Your Wife.

[Danny Stephenson]

the other Daniel would be about 22 and I?m guessing you?re a little older, and presumably not from Lancashire.

Nope, 25 from Yorkshire. Grrr..

[Bob Loblaw]

>Only if he messages you and tells you he?s yourself from the future and has some urgent information for you?

Be wary of a guy called Needles.

[The PerformingMonkey]

> Nope, 25 from Yorkshire. Grrr..

[Danny Stephenson]

Brilliant.

Sophistication? Sophistication?! Don’t talk to me about sophistication, I live in Leeds!!!

[Danny Stephenson]

Leeds gets mentioned in the weirdest of places. Someone recognised it enough to mention it in the newest Indiana Jones film. It’s even in Red Dwarf!

GO LEEDS.

[Dave]

>GO LEEDS.

Ben Paddon has been writing British Sci-Fi Comedy encouraging people to avoid the place.

[Smeg4Brains]

I went to Leeds Festival the other weekend. It’s a Festival. It’s in Leeds.

[Danny Stephenson]

Ben Paddon has been writing British Sci-Fi Comedy encouraging people to avoid the place.

Yep. Just got that.

[hummingbird]

I went to Leeds two weeks ago for the first time in 15 years.
I think I’ll leave it another 15 before I go back.

[si]

I follow a couple of Simon Bromley’s, and they follow me. That is all.

[Ian Symes]

I follow a couple of Simon Bromley?s

What items that belong to Simon Bromley do you follow?

[Dave]

>What items that belong to Simon Bromley do you follow?

His comma?

[si]

Fuck off, I’m poorlysick.

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