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  • #239414
    Anonymous
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    slzhnjhmwu

    #239475
    Warbodog
    Member

    Flobadob, blib blob bleeb.

    #239476
    bloodteller
    Participant

    It’s the sound you get when you get your sexual organs trapped in something! Slzhnjhmwu!

    #239478
    Dave
    Participant

    Wait a minute – slzhnjhmwu. Slzhnj-hmwu. It’s in Bulgaria.

    #239481
    tombow
    Participant

    the Kintowari demand that you marry Slzhnjhmwu and consummate the wedding

    #239498
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Well it probably *is* slzhnjhmwu. Sounds like it.

    #239503
    Warbodog
    Member

    – Well, I cannot explain. For some bizarre reason my only forum post is ‘slzhnjhmwu.’
    – ‘Slzhnjhmwu?’
    – Yes, slzhnjhmwu–

    #239508
    Hamish
    Participant

    S-L-Z-H-N-J-M-W-U, you know I want it! S-L-Z-H-N-J-M-W-U, I’m gonna get it! S-L-Z-H-N-J-M-W-U, I think I found it!

    #239509
    si
    Participant

    Today’s fish is Trout à la Slzhnjhmwu. Enjoy your meal!

    #239510
    Warbodog
    Member

    There’s an old android saying which I believe is peculiarly appropriate here. In binary language, it goes something like this: 01110011 01101100 01111010 01101000 01101110 01101010 01101000 01101101 01110111 01110101, which, roughly translated, means ‘slzhnjhmwu.’

    #239511
    By Jove its holmes
    Participant

    I’m only attracted to slzhnjhmwu or moral garbage on legs.

    #239512
    Paul Muller
    Participant

    What an absolute slzhnjhmwu!

    #239513
    clem
    Participant

    Wasn’t it Descartes who said, “slzhnjhmwu”?

    #239514
    Dave
    Participant

    Slzhnjhmwu in ten minutes.

    #239515
    Warbodog
    Member

    SLZHNJHMWU: …what’s this? What does this mean? What does any of this mean? I’ve covered a forum in complete and utter and total absolute nonsense gibberish! HFGNIIR!

    #239516
    Warbodog
    Member

    – Slzhnjhmwu.
    – Slzhnjhme and Albert Einstein, thank you very much.

    #239518
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    CAT: So what is it?
    KRYTEN: I’ve never seen one before, no one has, but I’m guessing it’s a slzhnjhmwu.

    #239520
    Katydid
    Participant

    SLZHNJHMWU

    Lister spills beer on the keyboard. He attempts to sop it up with Rimmer’s dress shirt.

    #239521
    tombow
    Participant

    i dint come here lookin for trouble, i just came to do the SLZHNJHMWU SHUFFLE

    #239522
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    LISTER: Hey wait a minute. Gelf moon bearing 356 by 121. It’s got an ocean. Can you get us there?
    CAT: Does mouse slzhnjhmwu? I’ll get you there, bud.

    #239525
    Taiwan Tony
    Participant

    ‘I refer you to Slzhnjhmwu vs Slzhnjhmwu. And I move for a mistrial.’

    #239526
    Dave
    Participant

    What’s a slzhnjhmwu?

    Oh, it wriggles along the ground like this!

    #239527
    Warbodog
    Member

    They took the Bible literally. Adam and Eve, the snake and the apple, everything. Took it word for word. Unfortunately, their version had a — well, I think we can all see where this is SLZHNJNMWU!!!!!!

    #239570
    Warbodog
    Member

    A male. Oriental. Clearly, he has committed slzhnjhmwu.

    #239571
    Warbodog
    Member

    Every time I see that slzhnjhmwudy drives me crazy.

    #239572
    Berlin
    Member

    Sir, they’ve taken Mr. Rimmer!

    Quick, let’s slzhnjhmwudy before they bring him back.

    #239600
    Plastic Percy
    Participant

    What kind of Pizza Places have you been visiting, The Fat Slzhnjhmwu-aria?

    #239602
    Berlin
    Member

    Michelle Fisher. The ninth hole of the Bootle Municipal golf course. Par four, slzhnjhmwudy to the right, in the bunker behind the green.

    #239605
    Hamish
    Participant

    In less time than it takes a Norwegian to buy slzhnjhmwu!

    #239608
    Berlin
    Member

    Slzhnjhmwudy: Polymorph II

    #239621
    Warbodog
    Member

    Don’t come running to me next time you want someone to play soap-sud slzhnjhmwu down the cargo ramp.

    #239625
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    I am Tarka Dal, ambassador to the Great Slzhnjhmwu Empire.

    #239626
    Warbodog
    Member

    Urine should only be green if you’re Mr. Slzhnjhmwu.

    – It tasted alright with that chartreuse/green liquer-y thing in it.
    – You drank my Slzhnjhmwu too?

    #239629
    bloodteller
    Participant

    If the stories are to be believed, the particular tribe of GELF that inhabit belt Juno 98 are the hfgniir slzhnjhmwu. Oh sorry, I just sat down on a screwdriver.

    #239630
    Katydid
    Participant

    I think Hfgniir and Jawscvmcdia should collaborate on a new thread.

    #239631
    bloodteller
    Participant

    I was saying what a big fat lump of blubber I think you are, and how that potato virus I contracted yesterday doesn’t appear to have had any strange sideeffects whatsoever-slzhnjhmwu hfgniir.

    #239632
    curtis
    Participant

    I thought he said the most important thing was to ‘Slzhnjhmwu.’

    #239633
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    We’re gonna be flatter than your wife’s droopy-ass slzhnjhmwu

    #239634
    curtis
    Participant

    When in Rome, do the slzhnjhmwu

    #239637
    By Jove its holmes
    Participant

    Custer, Derek Custer! Kit! Hfgniir!

    #239640

    A key ring, with a C on it, for slzhnjhmwu

    #239641
    Ridley
    Participant

    slzhnjhmwu: Yes?

    #239642
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    Your slzhnjhmwu, Dave, now covers seven eights of the Earth’s surface

    #239643
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    I was with you all the way up to ‘slzhnjhmwu’.

    #239708
    Plastic Percy
    Participant

    Kryten, you don’t have a slzhnjhmwu.

    #239713
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    Slzhnjhmwu kebab diablo.

    #239715
    tombow
    Participant

    the springs on a Slzhnjhmwu’s honeymoon bed

    #240807
    Plastic Percy
    Participant

    Whatever. Some country that’s big on curly shoes and slzhnjhmwu.

    #240812
    Hamish
    Participant

    KRYTEN: I think we’ve experienced this period of time before, Sir.
    CAT: Slzhnjhmwu.
    KRYTEN: And that one.

    #240845
    Ridley
    Participant

    Hey, officer bud-babe, about that hfgniir slzhnjhmwu drive? Taken care of.

    #240846
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    ‘Christmas’ has an H in it, Mr Hfgniir. And an R. Also an I and an S; also a T, an M, an A, and another S. Oh, and you’ve missed out the C at the beginning.

    #240847
    Warbodog
    Member

    Hang on a minute… give me an S, give me an L, give me a Z, give me an H, give me an N, give me a J, give me another H, give me an M, give me a W, give me a U, give me a… ‘Red Dwarf Garbage Pod?’

    #240848
    cwickham
    Participant

    I nominate this thread for Hfgniir of Slzhnjhmwu status.

    #240849
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    “Nodnol, 871 slzhnjhmwu?”

    #240850
    si
    Participant

    Is this a slzhnjhmwu-B? Does it look even remotely like a slzhnjhmwu-B?

    #240881
    Dave
    Participant

    I tried to say “I love you”
    But it came out kinda wrong, girl
    It sounded like “slzhnjhmwu”.

    #240882
    Warbodog
    Member

    – “Hfgnir”?
    – Hfgniir!!! It’s a name I made up, double ‘I’ actually.

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