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    Flobadob, blib blob bleeb.



    It’s the sound you get when you get your sexual organs trapped in something! Slzhnjhmwu!



    Wait a minute – slzhnjhmwu. Slzhnj-hmwu. It’s in Bulgaria.



    the Kintowari demand that you marry Slzhnjhmwu and consummate the wedding


    Ian Symes

    G&T Admin

    Well it probably *is* slzhnjhmwu. Sounds like it.



    – Well, I cannot explain. For some bizarre reason my only forum post is ‘slzhnjhmwu.’
    – ‘Slzhnjhmwu?’
    – Yes, slzhnjhmwu–



    S-L-Z-H-N-J-M-W-U, you know I want it! S-L-Z-H-N-J-M-W-U, I’m gonna get it! S-L-Z-H-N-J-M-W-U, I think I found it!



    Today’s fish is Trout à la Slzhnjhmwu. Enjoy your meal!



    There’s an old android saying which I believe is peculiarly appropriate here. In binary language, it goes something like this: 01110011 01101100 01111010 01101000 01101110 01101010 01101000 01101101 01110111 01110101, which, roughly translated, means ‘slzhnjhmwu.’


    By Jove its holmes

    I’m only attracted to slzhnjhmwu or moral garbage on legs.


    Paul Muller

    What an absolute slzhnjhmwu!



    Wasn’t it Descartes who said, “slzhnjhmwu”?



    Slzhnjhmwu in ten minutes.



    SLZHNJHMWU: …what’s this? What does this mean? What does any of this mean? I’ve covered a forum in complete and utter and total absolute nonsense gibberish! HFGNIIR!



    – Slzhnjhmwu.
    – Slzhnjhme and Albert Einstein, thank you very much.


    Ben Saunders

    CAT: So what is it?
    KRYTEN: I’ve never seen one before, no one has, but I’m guessing it’s a slzhnjhmwu.




    Lister spills beer on the keyboard. He attempts to sop it up with Rimmer’s dress shirt.



    i dint come here lookin for trouble, i just came to do the SLZHNJHMWU SHUFFLE


    Ben Saunders

    LISTER: Hey wait a minute. Gelf moon bearing 356 by 121. It’s got an ocean. Can you get us there?
    CAT: Does mouse slzhnjhmwu? I’ll get you there, bud.


    Taiwan Tony

    ‘I refer you to Slzhnjhmwu vs Slzhnjhmwu. And I move for a mistrial.’



    What’s a slzhnjhmwu?

    Oh, it wriggles along the ground like this!



    They took the Bible literally. Adam and Eve, the snake and the apple, everything. Took it word for word. Unfortunately, their version had a — well, I think we can all see where this is SLZHNJNMWU!!!!!!



    A male. Oriental. Clearly, he has committed slzhnjhmwu.



    Every time I see that slzhnjhmwudy drives me crazy.



    Sir, they’ve taken Mr. Rimmer!

    Quick, let’s slzhnjhmwudy before they bring him back.


    Plastic Percy

    What kind of Pizza Places have you been visiting, The Fat Slzhnjhmwu-aria?



    Michelle Fisher. The ninth hole of the Bootle Municipal golf course. Par four, slzhnjhmwudy to the right, in the bunker behind the green.



    In less time than it takes a Norwegian to buy slzhnjhmwu!



    Slzhnjhmwudy: Polymorph II



    Don’t come running to me next time you want someone to play soap-sud slzhnjhmwu down the cargo ramp.


    Ben Saunders

    I am Tarka Dal, ambassador to the Great Slzhnjhmwu Empire.



    Urine should only be green if you’re Mr. Slzhnjhmwu.

    – It tasted alright with that chartreuse/green liquer-y thing in it.
    – You drank my Slzhnjhmwu too?



    If the stories are to be believed, the particular tribe of GELF that inhabit belt Juno 98 are the hfgniir slzhnjhmwu. Oh sorry, I just sat down on a screwdriver.



    I think Hfgniir and Jawscvmcdia should collaborate on a new thread.



    I was saying what a big fat lump of blubber I think you are, and how that potato virus I contracted yesterday doesn’t appear to have had any strange sideeffects whatsoever-slzhnjhmwu hfgniir.



    I thought he said the most important thing was to ‘Slzhnjhmwu.’


    Ben Saunders

    We’re gonna be flatter than your wife’s droopy-ass slzhnjhmwu



    When in Rome, do the slzhnjhmwu


    By Jove its holmes

    Custer, Derek Custer! Kit! Hfgniir!



    A key ring, with a C on it, for slzhnjhmwu



    slzhnjhmwu: Yes?


    Ben Saunders

    Your slzhnjhmwu, Dave, now covers seven eights of the Earth’s surface


    Pete Part Three

    I was with you all the way up to ‘slzhnjhmwu’.


    Plastic Percy

    Kryten, you don’t have a slzhnjhmwu.


    Ben Saunders

    Slzhnjhmwu kebab diablo.



    the springs on a Slzhnjhmwu’s honeymoon bed


    Plastic Percy

    Whatever. Some country that’s big on curly shoes and slzhnjhmwu.



    KRYTEN: I think we’ve experienced this period of time before, Sir.
    CAT: Slzhnjhmwu.
    KRYTEN: And that one.



    Hey, officer bud-babe, about that hfgniir slzhnjhmwu drive? Taken care of.


    Pete Part Three

    ‘Christmas’ has an H in it, Mr Hfgniir. And an R. Also an I and an S; also a T, an M, an A, and another S. Oh, and you’ve missed out the C at the beginning.



    Hang on a minute… give me an S, give me an L, give me a Z, give me an H, give me an N, give me a J, give me another H, give me an M, give me a W, give me a U, give me a… ‘Red Dwarf Garbage Pod?’



    I nominate this thread for Hfgniir of Slzhnjhmwu status.


    Ben Saunders

    “Nodnol, 871 slzhnjhmwu?”



    Is this a slzhnjhmwu-B? Does it look even remotely like a slzhnjhmwu-B?



    I tried to say “I love you”
    But it came out kinda wrong, girl
    It sounded like “slzhnjhmwu”.



    – “Hfgnir”?
    – Hfgniir!!! It’s a name I made up, double ‘I’ actually.

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