slzhnjhmwu

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slzhnjhmwu

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[Warbodog]

Flobadob, blib blob bleeb.

[bloodteller]

It’s the sound you get when you get your sexual organs trapped in something! Slzhnjhmwu!

[Dave]

Wait a minute – slzhnjhmwu. Slzhnj-hmwu. It’s in Bulgaria.

[tombow]

the Kintowari demand that you marry Slzhnjhmwu and consummate the wedding

[Ian Symes]

Well it probably *is* slzhnjhmwu. Sounds like it.

[Warbodog]

– Well, I cannot explain. For some bizarre reason my only forum post is ‘slzhnjhmwu.’
– ‘Slzhnjhmwu?’
– Yes, slzhnjhmwu–

[Hamish]

S-L-Z-H-N-J-M-W-U, you know I want it! S-L-Z-H-N-J-M-W-U, I’m gonna get it! S-L-Z-H-N-J-M-W-U, I think I found it!

[si]

Today’s fish is Trout à la Slzhnjhmwu. Enjoy your meal!

[Warbodog]

There’s an old android saying which I believe is peculiarly appropriate here. In binary language, it goes something like this: 01110011 01101100 01111010 01101000 01101110 01101010 01101000 01101101 01110111 01110101, which, roughly translated, means ‘slzhnjhmwu.’

[By Jove its holmes]

I’m only attracted to slzhnjhmwu or moral garbage on legs.

[Paul Muller]

What an absolute slzhnjhmwu!

[clem]

Wasn’t it Descartes who said, “slzhnjhmwu”?

[Dave]

Slzhnjhmwu in ten minutes.

[Warbodog]

SLZHNJHMWU: …what’s this? What does this mean? What does any of this mean? I’ve covered a forum in complete and utter and total absolute nonsense gibberish! HFGNIIR!

[Warbodog]

– Slzhnjhmwu.
– Slzhnjhme and Albert Einstein, thank you very much.

[Ben Saunders]

CAT: So what is it?
KRYTEN: I’ve never seen one before, no one has, but I’m guessing it’s a slzhnjhmwu.

[Moonlight]

SLZHNJHMWU

Lister spills beer on the keyboard. He attempts to sop it up with Rimmer’s dress shirt.

[tombow]

i dint come here lookin for trouble, i just came to do the SLZHNJHMWU SHUFFLE

[Ben Saunders]

LISTER: Hey wait a minute. Gelf moon bearing 356 by 121. It’s got an ocean. Can you get us there?
CAT: Does mouse slzhnjhmwu? I’ll get you there, bud.

[Taiwan Tony]

‘I refer you to Slzhnjhmwu vs Slzhnjhmwu. And I move for a mistrial.’

[Dave]

What’s a slzhnjhmwu?

Oh, it wriggles along the ground like this!

[Warbodog]

They took the Bible literally. Adam and Eve, the snake and the apple, everything. Took it word for word. Unfortunately, their version had a — well, I think we can all see where this is SLZHNJNMWU!!!!!!

[Warbodog]

A male. Oriental. Clearly, he has committed slzhnjhmwu.

[Warbodog]

Every time I see that slzhnjhmwudy drives me crazy.

[Berlin]

Sir, they’ve taken Mr. Rimmer!

Quick, let’s slzhnjhmwudy before they bring him back.

[Plastic Percy]

What kind of Pizza Places have you been visiting, The Fat Slzhnjhmwu-aria?

[Berlin]

Michelle Fisher. The ninth hole of the Bootle Municipal golf course. Par four, slzhnjhmwudy to the right, in the bunker behind the green.

[Hamish]

In less time than it takes a Norwegian to buy slzhnjhmwu!

[Berlin]

Slzhnjhmwudy: Polymorph II

[Warbodog]

Don’t come running to me next time you want someone to play soap-sud slzhnjhmwu down the cargo ramp.

[Ben Saunders]

I am Tarka Dal, ambassador to the Great Slzhnjhmwu Empire.

[Warbodog]

Urine should only be green if you’re Mr. Slzhnjhmwu.

– It tasted alright with that chartreuse/green liquer-y thing in it.
– You drank my Slzhnjhmwu too?

[bloodteller]

If the stories are to be believed, the particular tribe of GELF that inhabit belt Juno 98 are the hfgniir slzhnjhmwu. Oh sorry, I just sat down on a screwdriver.

[Moonlight]

I think Hfgniir and Jawscvmcdia should collaborate on a new thread.

[bloodteller]

I was saying what a big fat lump of blubber I think you are, and how that potato virus I contracted yesterday doesn’t appear to have had any strange sideeffects whatsoever-slzhnjhmwu hfgniir.

[curtis]

I thought he said the most important thing was to ‘Slzhnjhmwu.’

[Ben Saunders]

We’re gonna be flatter than your wife’s droopy-ass slzhnjhmwu

[curtis]

When in Rome, do the slzhnjhmwu

[By Jove its holmes]

Custer, Derek Custer! Kit! Hfgniir!

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

A key ring, with a C on it, for slzhnjhmwu

[Ridley]

slzhnjhmwu: Yes?

[Ben Saunders]

Your slzhnjhmwu, Dave, now covers seven eights of the Earth’s surface

[Pete Part Three]

I was with you all the way up to ‘slzhnjhmwu’.

[Plastic Percy]

Kryten, you don’t have a slzhnjhmwu.

[Ben Saunders]

Slzhnjhmwu kebab diablo.

[tombow]

the springs on a Slzhnjhmwu’s honeymoon bed

[Plastic Percy]

Whatever. Some country that’s big on curly shoes and slzhnjhmwu.

[Hamish]

KRYTEN: I think we’ve experienced this period of time before, Sir.
CAT: Slzhnjhmwu.
KRYTEN: And that one.

[Ridley]

Hey, officer bud-babe, about that hfgniir slzhnjhmwu drive? Taken care of.

[Pete Part Three]

‘Christmas’ has an H in it, Mr Hfgniir. And an R. Also an I and an S; also a T, an M, an A, and another S. Oh, and you’ve missed out the C at the beginning.

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