Uncyclopedia

[ori-STUDFARM]

Not sure if anyone has come across this site before. But I’ve been really chuckling away at it most of the day looking up all the false information on this anti-Wiki

Ben Kenobi’s entry is brilliant!

This is the Red Dwarf entry… http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Red_Dwarf

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[peas_and_corn]

Eh, it’s all right. The site just give the impression as being a way of trying to shunt vandals from Wikipedia, but a vast majority of the pages have dull, repetitive humour.

[JamesTC]

Well I only know of one true, fair and unbiased Wiki on the entire internet.

[Moonlight]

Conservapedia is a joke, right? A satirical jab at the far right-wingers, right? A tongue-in-cheek parody of the very extreme conservatives, right?

…please tell me it is.

And on the subject of Uncyclopedia, I agree with peas_and_corn. There’s a lot of geniunly funny stuff, but it seems to me that a lot of contributors aren’t exactly comedic geniuses; the page on Burger King, for example, refers to someone “huffing 52 kittens”. I’m really not into the “RANDOMNESS LOLZ” style of humor. It’s not clever and just strikes me as repetitive.

[JamesTC]

“Obama – Religion: Probably Muslim”

Though I found the previous version of that much funnier “Claims to be Christian”.

[Seb Patrick]

Thought the Red Dwarf entry was extremely tedious, but the opening paragraph of the Doctor Who one did make me chuckle:

Doctor Who is a British TV documentary, with an associated cult of brainwashed followers. It is produced by the BBC and funded by the London Tourist Board. It follows a now-famous presentational format, in which the presenter, referred to as “The Doctor,” covers such diverse topics as history, physics, warfare, cookery, art and sex, with an assistant who’s usually a young, attractive, and promiscuous female. However, the UK’s Danny La Rue Act of 1922 forbids women from the acting profession, so the assistants are actually queer actors in drag.
What makes Doctor Who markedly different from other documentaries such as Horizon, The Day Today and Newsround Review is that the educational nature of the program is carefully disguised behind a plot regarding aliens, time travel, and the like, woven from the real-life adventures of Oscar Wilde.

[Dave]

http://conservapedia.com/Red_dwarf

[ori-STUDFARM]

The Star trek policy for foreigners according to Uncyclopedia

‘Renowned racist Roddenberry insisted on having ethnic minorities in the Star Trek crew so as to give them nothing of any use to do, thus reinforcing the stereotype of lazy foreigners. So underused were the characters of Sulu and Chechov, they were both replaced by mannequins in the third-series. The only line they would ever utter in this final year was the pre-recorded ‘Aye Aye Captain’.
Nichelle Nichols broke ground by being the first actress to appear in a sci-fi series with a ‘disconnected ear’. Nichelle’s right ear was chopped of in a bread slicing accident weeks before filming commenced; this forced her to play the part of Uhura whilst continuously holding her ear in position allowing her to hear her colleague’s lines. Unfortunately this meant she was recast from her intended role of futuristic African sex slave to that of Telephone Operator.’

[si]

Went and had a look at the Doctor Who entry. Laughed my head off at Tom Jones as the Fourth Doctor.

[ori-STUDFARM]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sex

[ori-STUDFARM]

Can I just add that ^ was brought to my attention. I did not think of looking up sex myself….I don’t know why or how, but it just didn’t occur to me.

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