…what about XI-style openings?

[flanl3]

It recently struck me that with the deleted scene trackadded to Krysis, every episode in XI now has that more-useful-than-you-thought opening scene. So I got to wondering, hey, what if we did that things from a couple weeks ago, except with the openings instead?

So, in your opinion, how would any other Dwarf episode be altered to be like this?

Example: in Backwards, the engines cut out just as they exit the time hole, which sucks the crew back in. The time hole, however, has a Rimmerworld-y time dilation effect, such that when they crash-land again, they land by the Flintstone residence and have a lovely (implied, not shown) threesome with Wilma as Kryten repairs the engines.

Another question, have I gone totally mad?

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[Dave]

Meltdown: Rimmer defeats Hitler by shoving dice up his nostrils, headbutting him on the nose, and them blasting out of his ears.

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