Would you sleep with the person who posted above you?

[Phil]

omg omg play this fun game

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[Seb Patrick]

Just get me a plane ticket.

[mick]

Im not having my nuts tickled by that beard.

[Jonathan Capps]

Been there, done that, bought the antibiotics.

[Tanya Jones]

He’ll have to cut his bloody toenails first, the gout-ridden sod.

[pfm]

I best get in while there’s a member of the opposite sex above me. And yes I certainly would. With Mr Hoare sat in the corner taking notes.

Bwahahaha!!!!

[Phil]

Absolutely. It would efficiently punish him for his views on Stephen King, and reward me for mine.

[Austin Ross]

Mmmm. I love me a piece of Phil.

[Austin Ross]

If Phil were to ever star in a porno, the title should clearly be Philly’s Cheesesteak.

[pfm]

You realise you just shagged yourself, Austin.

And damn I just fucked you! Me no like this game……….

[Austin Ross]

> You realise you just shagged yourself, Austin.

Why change the habit of a lifetime?

[Seb Patrick]

But posting below someone doesn’t guarantee that you would – you’re supposed to answer.

I wouldn’t want Phil’s sloppy seconds, so… no.

[Tanya Jones]

Only if he allowed me to yell “That would be a ecumenical matter!” at orgasm.

[Smeg4Brains]

I’d let you Tanya, as long as I could shout “jeronimo!”

[Ian Symes]

I would, as long as his actual brains were made of actual smegma.

[Pete Part Three]

He looks a bit moody.

[mick]

Not after last time, good god I bled!

[Dave]

“Only due to very poor disco lightink”

[Joey TORDFC]

Apparently Dave ‘is a bit of a prick’ and I ‘wouldn’t like him’. So no. Plus Simon would kill me.

[mick]

Far to dainty and sweet, I’d only damage her.

[Jonathan Capps]

Far too dainty and sweet, I?d only damage him.

[John Hoare]

Up the bum and no babies.

[Ian Symes]

Already have done.

[Anonymous]

Well I did cum on his face, It’s the next logical step.

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