Home › Forums › Ganymede & Titan Forum › Poo Price Search for: This topic has 16 replies, 10 voices, and was last updated 17 years, 4 months ago by James. Scroll to bottom Creator Topic January 28, 2009 at 5:33 pm #2790 Ian SymesKeymaster This is excellent. Put in your salary and the length of your working day, then set the timer as you go for a poo. It calculates how much you got paid for that particular poo. I just had a shit that was worth £1.33. Thus I win. Creator Topic Viewing 16 replies - 1 through 16 (of 16 total) Author Replies January 28, 2009 at 5:39 pm #89881 AndrewParticipant I just spent a penny. January 28, 2009 at 5:41 pm #89883 Ian SymesKeymaster You’re either criminally underpaid or have the bowels of Superman. January 28, 2009 at 11:15 pm #89901 locusceruleusParticipant > I just spent a penny. So that’s what the bottle by your computer’s for? January 29, 2009 at 10:37 am #89933 JamesParticipant I’m wearing my bowels as a bobble hat. January 29, 2009 at 12:49 pm #89946 Seb PatrickKeymaster ?2.32 January 29, 2009 at 1:10 pm #89951 Tanya JonesParticipant Now that’s just self-indulgent. Or you have bowel problems. January 29, 2009 at 2:07 pm #89962 DaveParticipant Craig Charles’ Log cost me ?6.99 Thus I lose. January 29, 2009 at 2:16 pm #89965 Ian SymesKeymaster > ?2.32 You’ve either had a massive pay rise, or spent about 20 minutes on the shitter… January 29, 2009 at 2:23 pm #89971 Seb PatrickKeymaster The clock stopped at 13 minutes, but that didn’t account for going to and from my desk to the bog. And wiping my arse and washing my hands and stuff, obviously. Actual arse-on-seat time was probably about 8-9 minutes. January 29, 2009 at 2:33 pm #89976 Tarka DalParticipant Oh crap. January 29, 2009 at 2:54 pm #89978 Ian SymesKeymaster Jesus. January 29, 2009 at 3:03 pm #89980 Seb PatrickKeymaster Look, if I smoked, I’d be entitled to nip outside for a five or ten minute break whenever I wanted. I don’t feel I should be penalised for NOT smoking, so I feel fully justified in taking a ten-minute shit break every day in which I sit and play iPod Texas Hold ‘Em. January 29, 2009 at 3:04 pm #89982 Ian SymesKeymaster Just take up smoking – it’s fun! January 29, 2009 at 3:13 pm #89985 TheLeenParticipant Obviously, I’m doing it wrong. During my five or ten minutes no-smoking break, I COME HERE. January 29, 2009 at 6:00 pm #90024 ChrisMParticipant >During my five or ten minutes no-smoking break, I COME HERE. Cor! ;) January 30, 2009 at 12:06 am #90058 JamesParticipant Quick, where is the sexual magnet device?! Author Replies Viewing 16 replies - 1 through 16 (of 16 total) Scroll to top • Scroll to Recent Forum Posts You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Log In Username: Password: Keep me signed in Log In
