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  • January 28, 2009 at 5:33 pm #2790
    Ian Symes
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    This is excellent.

    Put in your salary and the length of your working day, then set the timer as you go for a poo. It calculates how much you got paid for that particular poo.

    I just had a shit that was worth £1.33. Thus I win.

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  • January 28, 2009 at 5:39 pm #89881
    Andrew
    Participant

    I just spent a penny.

    January 28, 2009 at 5:41 pm #89883
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    You’re either criminally underpaid or have the bowels of Superman.

    January 28, 2009 at 11:15 pm #89901
    locusceruleus
    Participant

    > I just spent a penny.

    So that’s what the bottle by your computer’s for?

    January 29, 2009 at 10:37 am #89933
    James
    Participant

    I’m wearing my bowels as a bobble hat.

    January 29, 2009 at 12:49 pm #89946
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    ?2.32

    January 29, 2009 at 1:10 pm #89951
    Tanya Jones
    Participant

    Now that’s just self-indulgent. Or you have bowel problems.

    January 29, 2009 at 2:07 pm #89962
    Dave
    Participant

    Craig Charles’ Log cost me ?6.99

    Thus I lose.

    January 29, 2009 at 2:16 pm #89965
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    > ?2.32

    You’ve either had a massive pay rise, or spent about 20 minutes on the shitter…

    January 29, 2009 at 2:23 pm #89971
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    The clock stopped at 13 minutes, but that didn’t account for going to and from my desk to the bog. And wiping my arse and washing my hands and stuff, obviously. Actual arse-on-seat time was probably about 8-9 minutes.

    January 29, 2009 at 2:33 pm #89976
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    Oh crap.

    January 29, 2009 at 2:54 pm #89978
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Jesus.

    January 29, 2009 at 3:03 pm #89980
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    Look, if I smoked, I’d be entitled to nip outside for a five or ten minute break whenever I wanted. I don’t feel I should be penalised for NOT smoking, so I feel fully justified in taking a ten-minute shit break every day in which I sit and play iPod Texas Hold ‘Em.

    January 29, 2009 at 3:04 pm #89982
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Just take up smoking – it’s fun!

    January 29, 2009 at 3:13 pm #89985
    TheLeen
    Participant

    Obviously, I’m doing it wrong.

    During my five or ten minutes no-smoking break, I COME HERE.

    January 29, 2009 at 6:00 pm #90024
    ChrisM
    Participant

    >During my five or ten minutes no-smoking break, I COME HERE.

    Cor!

    ;)

    January 30, 2009 at 12:06 am #90058
    James
    Participant

    Quick, where is the sexual magnet device?!

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