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[Jonsmad]

“Welease Kwyten.”

“Rimmeres eunt dwarfus?”

“The only people we hate more are The Jupiter Mining People’s Front.” (spits) “Skutters.”

“I’m only telling the truth, you do have a very shit new nose.”

“I have a great servant in wome called Biggus Groinus attatchment.”

“It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.”
“But you can’t have babies. Unless you visit a parallel universe.”
“Where’s the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box under
a pool table?”

Topic

[Danny Stephenson]

People called Rimmeres they go the Dwarf?

[HelloMabel]

“You are all smegging lunatics!”
“Yes! We are all smegging lunatics!”

[Jonsmad]

>People called Rimmeres they go the Dwarf?

Paint it a hundred times on the side of the ship, and if it’s not done by Jupiter rise, I’ll cut both your ….. with a blunt knife.

[NoFro]

> Paint it a hundred times on the side of the ship, and if it’s not done by Jupiter rise, I’ll cut both your… with a blunt knife.

We have a winner!

[Ian Symes]

No-one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle, even – and I want to make this absolutely clear – even if they *do* call you tetchy.

[Ian Symes]

About eight years ago, I wrote a version of the colosseum scene, with me and John as the PFJ and Cappsy as Brian, desperate to join our Red Dwarf fansite, while we were more concerned at slagging off the others. At the time, Cappsy said the sketch was flawed as he had no desire to be part of G&T. Needless to say, I had the last laugh.

[Danny Stephenson]

Paint it a hundred times … and if it’s not done by Jupiter rise, I’ll cut both your ….. with a blunt knife.

Finished!!

[Seb Patrick]

About eight years ago, I wrote a version of the colosseum scene, with me and John as the PFJ and Cappsy as Brian, desperate to join our Red Dwarf fansite, while we were more concerned at slagging off the others. At the time, Cappsy said the sketch was flawed as he had no desire to be part of G&T. Needless to say, I had the last laugh.

It’s funny, but I see your description of this, and yet not the sketch itself. Why?

[Jonathan Capps]

> Cappsy said the sketch was flawed as he had no desire to be part of G&T

If I really did say this, I imagine it was a giant lie.

[Ian Symes]

It’s funny, but I see your description of this, and yet not the sketch itself. Why?

Because it was about a billion years ago and I’ve no idea where it is.

[mick]

> Because it was about a billion years ago and I’ve no idea where it is.

I used those exact words yesterday evening to describe my penis.

:'(

[Jonsmad]

>”Finished!!”

Right. Now dont do it again!

(Danny looks on pleasingly at the awesome picture he has created. Rimmer appears annoyed at being told where to go, he gives chase, Kryten follows, with a lobster, with nowhere to turn Danny runs up a nearby tower, past lister who drops his smeg hammer, Danny runs on and falls off the top of the uncomplete staircase, when suddenly…)

[Nick R]

“I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.”
“Oh yes, the Norwegian Blue. What’s wrong with it?”
“I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it. It’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with it.”
“My God. I was only away two minutes!”
“Look my lad, I know a dead parrot when I see one and I’m looking at one right now.”
“Are you a doctor?”
“Bein’ a doctor don’t enter into it, it’s got less plumage on it than a chicken McNugget.”

[si]

THIS is an Ex-Parrot!

[JamesTC]

We’ll always have dead Parrot’s.

[Pecospete666]

[Pete Part Three]

That didn’t take long.

[Ridley]

The Human Centipete

[Jonsmad]

Not a python fan then pescopete.

[Pecospete666]

Huge Python Fan! The Spanish Inquisition my fav! Use it all the time on the faithful that try to save my soul. Ergo the 666 in all my internet IDs,keeps the faithful away!

[genericnerdyusername]

The TV series has dated rather horribly, though.

[Pecospete666]

All the Tea Ladies gone?

[Ian Symes]

The TV series has dated rather horribly, though.

*QI klaxon*

[si]

I actually listened to most of the albums before I saw the majority of the TV shows. There’s some proper gems on those LPs.

[Pecospete666]

You must have a vast media collection! Never new they were on vinly!

[MANI506]

The cheese shop on record is much funnier than the tv show. Same with Eric Idle’s Watneys Red Barrel monologue.

[genericnerdyusername]

I love the LPs, the movies, the live shows, and the best of collections. I just think the actual TV show itself isn’t as good.

[si]

I am a fan of The Cycling Tour, mind.

[Pecospete666]

John Cleese has over 2 million followers on Twitter! He follows 230!
Amazing

[Danny Stephenson]

Monty python truly were trolls before the Internet happened. My dad was sent mental when he showed his mates Matching Tie and Handkerchief and couldn’t understand why Side B wasn’t the Side B he’d been listening to for 2 YEARS. He somehow never put the needle on the alternate groove…

[Pecospete666]

Can not find The Spanish Inquisition,but this one is good!

FRENCH GUARD: You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt!Thppt!
GALAHAD: What a strange person.
ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man—
FRENCH GUARD: I don’t wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

It changed my view of the French!
I don’t get the elderberries?

[genericnerdyusername]

It’s just a silly thing to say.

I’m worried: it didn’t REALLY change your view of the French, did it?

[Pecospete666]

Yes it did!
I just purchased “Another Monty Python Record (Expanded Edition w/ Bonus Tracks)” and”The Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief” used for 10.00 dollars. Looking forward to hearing them.

[MANI506]

I think this is the silliest thread I’ve ever been a part of. So I’d like to take you out for dinner.

[genericnerdyusername]

How did it change your view of the French?

[Jonsmad]

Anyone who watched python and then thought the french were all shouty mad rude insulters with strong accents really isnt educated in the wider truth of european living. You would be totally missing the fact they all wear hooped jumpers swap moustaches and pioneered sheep aviation.

[si]

My view of the french was changed by ‘Allo ‘Allo.

[Connell]

When I was growing up, Bob Marley really showed me how the French can accomplish anything in today’s society

[Alex]

My view of the French has always been obscured by 60 odd miles of land and sea.

[peepingsignal]

My view of the French was obscured when I was blindfolded.

[Danny Stephenson]

My view of France was somewhat skewed when viewing a map of France through a glass ball…

[Ben Paddon]

I can see Russia from my house.

[HelloMabel]

Oh look, it’s the segue to nowhere. ;)

[Pecospete666]

Ben did the 3.2 earthquake wake you up?

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/ci15210193#summary

[Alex]

You really need to invest in a proper alarm clock, Ben. This new method is too unreliable.

[genericnerdyusername]

Even the word unreliable has “reliable” in it, Alex.

[Pecospete666]

Its on youtube

A Liar’s Autobiography – Official Trailer
Published onSep 1, 2012byMontyPython
1,921 likes, 39 dislikes
44,249 views
Graham Chapman, probably best remembered as ‘the dead one from Monty Python’, writes and stars in the animated movie of his own life story, A LIAR’S AUTOBIOGRAPHY. Although Chapman selfishly dropped dead in 1989, he had taken the trouble to record himself reading his book, A Liar’s Autobiography — and those recordings have now ingeniously been used to provide Chapman’s voice for the 3D animated feature of the same name. Fellow Pythons John Cleese, Terry Jones, Michael Palin, and Terry Gilliam also turn up, playing themselves and other characters, along with a few surprise guests. Not a documentary, not a Monty Python film, A LIAR’S AUTOBIOGRAPHY is Chapman’s own take on his bizarre life and his search for self-knowledge, bringing Chapman back to life in an ingenious tour de force of animation, told through 17 different animation styles from 14 different animators. Incredible, yes. Surreal, certainly. True? Who knows? At his memorial service, John Cleese called Chapman “a freeloading bastard”. Now, as the film re-unites Chapman with Cleese, Jones, Palin, and Gilliam for the first time in 23 years, he is set to earn a new title — the most prolific corpse since Elvis. EPIX and Brainstorm Media present, in association with Trinity, A Liar’s Autobiography — The Untrue Story of Monty Python’s Graham Chapman. A Liar’s Autobiography will be released in the UK by Trinity early 2013. Premiering on EPIX and in select U.S. theatres in 3D on November 2, 2012.

[Jo]

It changed my view of the French!

Cheese-eating surrender monkeys!

[Pete Part Three]

I really appreciate your copy/paste skills, Pescopete. I want you to know that.

[si]

> I really appreciate your copy/paste skills, Pescopete. I want you to know that.

He’d hate you to…go…anywhere not knowing that.

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