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[Jonsmad]

“Welease Kwyten.”

“Rimmeres eunt dwarfus?”

“The only people we hate more are The Jupiter Mining People’s Front.” (spits) “Skutters.”

“I’m only telling the truth, you do have a very shit new nose.”

“I have a great servant in wome called Biggus Groinus attatchment.”

“It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.”
“But you can’t have babies. Unless you visit a parallel universe.”
“Where’s the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box under
a pool table?”

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[mick]

It’s like having the entire internet filtered down into small manageable chunks for us.

[Pecospete666]

I have forwarded you comments to top management of PecosPete enterprises a wholly owned subsidiary of the Vogan Construction Fleet! You will here from them shortly.
On a personal note I now know who has a attention span of the common Gnat!
I can not get a link off of the youtube thats on the IPAD,otherwise i would just posted the link!

[Phil]

I love that story.

[Connell]

I liked the part about the Gnat. I have a thing for silent G’s.

[si]

I have a thing about Gnats. A gnat’s chuff is *literally* as tight as a gnat’s chuff…

…I miss that Fist Of Fun tape.

[Ben Paddon]

Oddly, I did wake up around 3:30am, then went back to sleep.

[Karnie]

Pete, my friend, for the love of God…. it’s spelled “Vogons.” =)

[Jonathan Capps]

Don’t let the Vogans hear you say that!

[Pete Part Three]

There was an interstellar civil war. Eventually a truce was called and those who wanted to be called Vogans went one way, while those who wanted to be called Vogons went t’other. Or was it the other way round?

[Pecospete666]

new Vogon

Old Vogan

[genericnerdyusername]

Isn’t that…slightly racist?

[Jonsmad]

Blessed are the lemon seekers.

[Danny Stephenson]

It’s not meant to be taken literally, it refers to all manufacturers of citric products…

[Jonsmad]

Oh it’s the Smeeeeeeg. I’m glad they are getting something, cus they have a hell of a time.

[Jonsmad]

And low on the third day he rose again. Death isnt the handicap it used to be.

Well that’s the ultimate irony isnt it, lister the ultimate atheist turns out infact, to meet the son of god.

[Jonsmad]

Always Look on the hard-light side of life. Do do. Do do do do. Do do.

Lifes a peice of smeg, When you Look at it.

Cheer up Lister, might never happen.

[Pete Tranter’s Sister]

THANK YOU.

[Jonsmad]

How much for the Lemon.

20 shekels

Here you go.

What?

Here you go.

You’ve got to haggle.

[genericnerdyusername]

I love you, Jonsmad.

[Jonsmad]

Give me the Barbeque Tongs I’ll hold it.

Will the girls like this, will the girls like that, is it too big, is it too small.

[Ben Paddon]

I’m Lemons and so’s my wife.

[Danny Stephenson]

“You travelled 4000 miles for lemons? How many do you want?”

“8. Make it 10”

“Ten for that, you must be mad!”

[Seb Patrick]

“Are you the Jupiter Mining Corporation?”
“Fuck off! We’re the Mining Corporation of Jupiter!”

[Jonsmad]

And yay at this time a friend shall lose a friends smeg hammer.

[Ben Paddon]

Found these forks, sir. And a pencil sharpener.

[Jonsmad]

If you want to start a Simulant uprising, you’d have to really hate the humans.

I do.

Alright, your in.

[Jonsmad]

I mean what has fear ever done for us?

Apart from Pain.

Well Pain Obviously. that goes with out saying.

And death

Well yeah death I’ll give you that.

Oh and humiliation.
Oh yeah definately the humilation, Rimmer.

Ok alright, Humiliation, death and pain are three things fear has kept us away from. I’ll grant you.
But apart from that.

The unknown?

The unknown? oh smeg off.

[Danny Stephenson]

Nobody expects the Smegging Inquisitor, my weapon is fear; fair and pain… My two weapons are fair and pain… And ruthless humiliation, ah, My three weapons are fear, pain, humilation, and an almost fanatical devotion to death… Ah! Amongst my weapons are such elements as fair and pa- i’ll come in again…

[Ben Kirkham]

Love a bit of Python! Does anyone else find ‘The Meaning of Life’ hugely underrated?

[Sam Johnson]

I only watched The Meaning of Life for the first time the other day and it was much better than I expected. It’s still not quite up there with Grail and Brian, but it has some absolutely fantastic bits and some brilliant songs. Apparently the Mr. Creosote sketch is the only film moment in history that makes Quentin Tarentino nauseous…

[Ben Kirkham]

Grail and Brian are both brilliant, I agree. One of my favourite bits is Chapman and Idle as the Protestant Couple!

And “the salmon mousse.”

[Sam Johnson]

Yeah, the Protestant’s are very funny. My favourite moment would probably have to be John Cleese’s (very graphic) sex education lesson. I also really love the cut from the Rugby match to the war scene. It’s a genuinely brilliant bit of film making in a film that otherwise prides itself on being silly and making very little sense.

[Ben Kirkham]

For anyone who’s interested, this edition is far better for many reasons than the crappy vanilla release:

[Sam Johnson]

Could you name a couple of those reasons please.

[Ben Kirkham]

2-Discs

Special Features:

Eric Idle Introduction
Commentary with Terry Jones and Terry Gilliam
A Soundtrack for People Watching at Home
Director’s Cut with 3 deleted scenes
The Meaning of Making the Meaning of Life
Educational Tips to Prepare You For Life In The Real World
A New Trailer for the John Cleese Version of the Film
Remastering Feature
Musical Featurette
Alternate Versions of the Original Songs
Promotional Material
Virtual Python Reunion
The Minds of Fish
Deleted Scenes

DVD-ROM:
Screenplay
Lost Scenes
Song Sheets
Fat Recipes

Oh, and the film’s audio is 5.1 and DTS.

[Sam Johnson]

Nice! I’ve got a copy of Holy Grail which is similarly loaded with extras, including an interesting piece on how to use coconuts correctly.

[NoFro]

The virtual Python reunion is amazing.

[Ben Kirkham]

“The virtual Python reunion is amazing.”

Indeed. “Hello, Graham. Haven’t seen you for ages!”

[si]

My copy of Holy Grail is signed by Michael Palin.

[Author]

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