Are you a (Sm)Egghead?

[Jonathan Capps]

There’s just been a Dwarf question on Are You an Egghead?. Paraphrased:

Dermot IDOT: “IN the TV show Red Dwarf, what was the first name of Rimmer”
Some FOOl contestant: “Err… I know one of the writers was Rob Naylor. But, no, never heard of it before. I’ll say Arnold”

So, he knows the name of one of the writers (sort of) but he’s never heard of the show? I smell something fishy… and I’m not talking about the contents of Baldrick’s apple crumble.

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[Jonathan Capps]

This show is hugely entertaining, actually. The guy who’s currently winning is clearly a massive bore (even by Egghead standards) and you can see them despair at the fact that this guy might win the whole competition and join them…

[Tarka Dal]

Is this somekind of Eggheads spin-off?

It sounds like it by the way the question isn’t just answered it has to have a load of guff beforehand.

[Jonathan Capps]

Yes, it’s a competition to find a sixth Egghead. It’s a better format but unfortunately it has Dermot where as the lesser main show has Jeremy Vine. Who is an idiot, but a better class of idiot.

[Danny Stephenson]

Who votes that we do (Sm)Eggheads at next DJ?

[Jonathan Capps]

I’d vote for that twice. Bagsy I’m not CJ.

[Ian Symes]

That’s an awesome idea. Ellard can be Chris.

[Jonathan Capps]

James can be Dermot.

“So… the smeggheads have done… fuckin’ what comes naturally to them. Fuckin’ ‘ell.”

[Seb Patrick]

I’ll be the posh bird that won Millionaire.

[Jonathan Capps]

Ok, I’ll be Kevin. I like Kevin.

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