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  • #2570
    Zombie Jim Undead
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    No. 1.

    Mr Patrick Troughton

    #85144
    TheLeen
    Participant

    Politicians. All of them.

    #85150
    peas_and_corn
    Participant

    Well, I certainly can’t include YOUR MUM!! ZING!!!

    #85153
    John Hoare
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    I hesitate to bring this up, and probably shouldn’t – but there IS a rumour that Troughton died… erm, on the job…

    #85154
    Zombie Jim Undead
    Participant

    NO!

    That. Is. Amazing.

    #85155
    Zombie Jim Undead
    Participant

    No. 47

    Mr Christopher Lee

    #85156
    TheLeen
    Participant

    What? Sir Christopher Lee is pure sex.

    #85158
    Zombie Jim Undead
    Participant

    I just can’t imagine him going a bit mental, grinding away and shooting his muck up someone’s dirt box.

    #85160
    Paul Muller
    Participant

    what a lovely story.

    http://trainingfortraders.com/Blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/pee_wee_herman_2.jpg

    Pee Wee Herman.

    Not with humans anyway.

    #85163
    TheLeen
    Participant

    > I just can?t imagine him going a bit mental, grinding away and shooting his muck up someone?s dirt box.

    *tries*

    *succeeds*

    I can definitely picture that.

    Thanks. Now I have DIRTY WORDS on my mind, in Christopher Lee’s voice. How am I supposed to work now?

    #85164
    Zombie Jim Undead
    Participant

    Ha! Different Strokes for different folks.

    But surely we can all agree on…

    No. 212

    Mr Henry Kelly

    #85166
    James
    Participant

    He doesn’t have sex? What with a tool like that?!

    #85179
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Pat St Clemens and Patricia Routledge are apparently partners…

    #85180
    performingmonkey
    Participant

    Daphne from Eggheads.

    #85181
    locusceruleus
    Participant

    I hope for your sake that doesn’t mean you can picture Chris from Eggheads.

    #85184
    hummingbird
    Participant

    >Now I have DIRTY WORDS on my mind, in Christopher Lee?s voice.

    Damn, that’s distracting.

    #85185
    mick
    Participant

    Christopher Lee would get it, hard, fast and until he bled.

    #85189
    James
    Participant

    Do you think his lightsabre is making up for nothing in the pants department?

    #85192
    performingmonkey
    Participant

    > I hope for your sake that doesn?t mean you can picture Chris from Eggheads.

    No, but I’d take Judith in the question room anytime.

    #85198
    Zombie Jim Undead
    Participant

    No. 24

    Mr Wilfrid Bramble.

    #85199
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    I think you’ll find that several undercover policeman on Hamstead Heath will disagree with you there.

    #85201
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Paul Montague.

    #85202
    Phil
    Participant

    Pete Martin.

    #85220
    James
    Participant

    The Queen

    #85222
    John Hoare
    Participant

    Although it’s quite easy to imagine her Spitting Image puppet doing it.

    #85223
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Well, I gave the Queen a good seeing to the other day, so that rules out the last two.

    #85224
    Zombie Jim Undead
    Participant

    No, THE Queen – not A Queen.

    #85225
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Be still my aching sides.

    (And my aching knob)

    #85226
    Zombie Jim Undead
    Participant

    Your poor spermatic cord. It must be like a chewed shoelace by now.

    #85227
    ChrisM
    Participant

    >Mr Wilfrid Bramble.

    It’s a bit worrying but, with that facial expression… it’s not much of a stretch.

    #85229
    performingmonkey
    Participant

    Nah. Absolutely repulsive. Just the thought of what lurks under those jeans makes me feel physically ill.

    #85279
    Dave
    Participant

    I think you may be an unwitting member of the Brambler’s Association…

    #85281
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    > No. 1

    …FAIL

    Meanwhile Megan Fox = the only redeeming thing about Transformers. Well okay her and the voice of Optimus Prime.

    #85300
    locusceruleus
    Participant

    You can’t imagine Prince Charles really going for it can you.

    ….Can you?

    #85303

    I can’t imagine Prince Charles going for a kebab, never mind knobbing, but surely he’s done both at some point, right?!?!?

    #85304
    peas_and_corn
    Participant

    What, knobbed a kebab?

    #85306

    I worried that my post would go misunderstood. I’m glad to see it didn’t.

    #85310
    locusceruleus
    Participant

    >What, knobbed a kebab?

    Well, think of his alternatives. Which would you choose: sticking your dick in an out-of-date unappetising disgusting, dried-up piece of wrinkly meat of indeterminate origin, or a kebab?

    #85313

    You know, that’s genuinely a tought decision. Thank God I never have to make it.

    #85320
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Neither does Charles. She makes the decision.

    #85341

    Lordy lordy loo this country’s as doomed as a woman stepping outside the kitchen. *waits for the feminists…..waits….waits….*

    #85358
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    What a ludicrous thing to say. That would never happen. Well not unless you’ve bought the wrong length chain.

    #85361
    Zombie Jim Undead
    Participant

    No. 82517

    Mr Jesus Christ

    #85362
    TheLeen
    Participant

    … unless played by Christian Bale.

    #85364
    TheLeen
    Participant

    Actually, no. Jesus is pretty hot in most films. Great hair. Love the beard. Nice bloke. I would.

    #85369
    James
    Participant

    That takes god bothering to whole new level.

    #85434

    I’m partial to St Peter myself.

    #85439
    hummingbird
    Participant

    >Jesus is pretty hot in most films.

    Oh yes, generally. But Robert Powell doesn’t do it for me.

    The hottest Jesus has to be Willem Dafoe or Henry Ian Cusick.

    #85493
    mick
    Participant

    I’d go with Jesus, but I’d be thinking of Judas.

    #85518
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    Because if I don’t say it Cappsy surely will.

    I’ve met Jesus.

    #85530
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    And he’s *nothing* like you. In fact, I’d go as far to say there’s no resemblance what-so-ever.

    #85576
    locusceruleus
    Participant

    I’d go for the virgin Mary. I like it when they play hard to get.

    #85595
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    And he?s *nothing* like you. In fact, I?d go as far to say there?s no resemblance what-so-ever.

    I saw Dylan Moran yesterday evening. Loved every minute of it.

    #85596
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Did you engage him in sexual activity?

    #85597
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    >I?d go for the virgin Mary.

    She’s actually tainted goods. The guy that did the deed is a wanker.

    #85608
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Did you engage him in sexual activity?

    Unfortunately not, no. Couldn’t quite get near enough…

    #85656
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    > Did you engage him in sexual activity?

    That blurred into ‘Extra-curricular Sexual Activity’ as I read it.

    Oh Monday Dylan, Tuesday Bill Bailey, Fielding on a Friday night.

    #85658
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    That’s the second Darkness based comment tonight. Do you have some way of knowing I’ve been binging on Permission to Land recently?

    #85660
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    It’s almost like the spandex-clad one himself has re-appeared on an old dusty messageboard and put his lyrics back in my frontal lobes. Of course that would just be crazy talk.

    #85662
    mick
    Participant

    >Extra-curricular Sexual Activity

    And that was just the teachers.

    #85730

    Okay, I haven’t been able to follow all the threads here as closely as Id like on account of I’m now a mod at one of my favorite messageboards ever, but I’m catching up on stuff. Slowly.

    >I hesitate to bring this up, and probably shouldn?t – but there IS a rumour that Troughton died? erm, on the job?

    That just made Patrick Troughton about a thousand times more awesome to me. Not sexy, mind you; but awesome. (Altho’ it can’t have been nice for whoever he was with.)

    #85746
    ChrisM
    Participant

    Resists urge to make obvious ‘stiff’ joke… Gnnnnn….

    #85749
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    > Resists urge to make obvious ?stiff? joke? Gnnnnn?.

    I don’t get it.

    #85760
    ChrisM
    Participant

    Ok not so obvious.

    Never mind, it’s kinda bad taste.

    #85771
    Phil
    Participant

    Oh. Now I get it.

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