Home › Forums › Ganymede & Titan Forum › Celebrities that it is absolutely impossible to imagine engaged in sexual activitiy. Search for: This topic has 64 replies, 20 voices, and was last updated 17 years, 5 months ago by Phil. Scroll to bottom Creator Topic September 29, 2008 at 11:06 am #2570 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant No. 1. Mr Patrick Troughton Creator Topic Viewing 50 replies - 1 through 50 (of 64 total) 1 2 Author Replies September 29, 2008 at 11:15 am #85144 TheLeenParticipant Politicians. All of them. September 29, 2008 at 12:22 pm #85150 peas_and_cornParticipant Well, I certainly can’t include YOUR MUM!! ZING!!! September 29, 2008 at 12:50 pm #85153 John HoareParticipant I hesitate to bring this up, and probably shouldn’t – but there IS a rumour that Troughton died… erm, on the job… September 29, 2008 at 1:13 pm #85154 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant NO! That. Is. Amazing. September 29, 2008 at 1:17 pm #85155 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant No. 47 Mr Christopher Lee September 29, 2008 at 1:19 pm #85156 TheLeenParticipant What? Sir Christopher Lee is pure sex. September 29, 2008 at 1:20 pm #85158 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant I just can’t imagine him going a bit mental, grinding away and shooting his muck up someone’s dirt box. September 29, 2008 at 1:29 pm #85160 Paul MullerParticipant what a lovely story. http://trainingfortraders.com/Blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/pee_wee_herman_2.jpg Pee Wee Herman. Not with humans anyway. September 29, 2008 at 1:33 pm #85163 TheLeenParticipant > I just can?t imagine him going a bit mental, grinding away and shooting his muck up someone?s dirt box. *tries* *succeeds* I can definitely picture that. Thanks. Now I have DIRTY WORDS on my mind, in Christopher Lee’s voice. How am I supposed to work now? September 29, 2008 at 1:39 pm #85164 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Ha! Different Strokes for different folks. But surely we can all agree on… No. 212 Mr Henry Kelly September 29, 2008 at 1:49 pm #85166 JamesParticipant He doesn’t have sex? What with a tool like that?! September 29, 2008 at 5:08 pm #85179 Danny StephensonKeymaster Pat St Clemens and Patricia Routledge are apparently partners… September 29, 2008 at 5:11 pm #85180 pfmParticipant Daphne from Eggheads. September 29, 2008 at 6:03 pm #85181 locusceruleusParticipant I hope for your sake that doesn’t mean you can picture Chris from Eggheads. September 29, 2008 at 6:25 pm #85184 hummingbirdParticipant >Now I have DIRTY WORDS on my mind, in Christopher Lee?s voice. Damn, that’s distracting. September 29, 2008 at 7:07 pm #85185 mickParticipant Christopher Lee would get it, hard, fast and until he bled. September 29, 2008 at 9:12 pm #85189 JamesParticipant Do you think his lightsabre is making up for nothing in the pants department? September 29, 2008 at 11:09 pm #85192 pfmParticipant > I hope for your sake that doesn?t mean you can picture Chris from Eggheads. No, but I’d take Judith in the question room anytime. September 30, 2008 at 8:28 am #85198 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant No. 24 Mr Wilfrid Bramble. September 30, 2008 at 10:50 am #85199 Ian SymesKeymaster I think you’ll find that several undercover policeman on Hamstead Heath will disagree with you there. September 30, 2008 at 11:09 am #85201 Pete Part ThreeParticipant Paul Montague. September 30, 2008 at 11:47 am #85202 PhilParticipant Pete Martin. September 30, 2008 at 3:34 pm #85220 JamesParticipant The Queen September 30, 2008 at 3:43 pm #85222 John HoareParticipant Although it’s quite easy to imagine her Spitting Image puppet doing it. September 30, 2008 at 3:43 pm #85223 Pete Part ThreeParticipant Well, I gave the Queen a good seeing to the other day, so that rules out the last two. September 30, 2008 at 3:44 pm #85224 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant No, THE Queen – not A Queen. September 30, 2008 at 4:00 pm #85225 Pete Part ThreeParticipant Be still my aching sides. (And my aching knob) September 30, 2008 at 4:11 pm #85226 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Your poor spermatic cord. It must be like a chewed shoelace by now. September 30, 2008 at 4:45 pm #85227 ChrisMParticipant >Mr Wilfrid Bramble. It’s a bit worrying but, with that facial expression… it’s not much of a stretch. September 30, 2008 at 7:05 pm #85229 pfmParticipant Nah. Absolutely repulsive. Just the thought of what lurks under those jeans makes me feel physically ill. September 30, 2008 at 10:27 pm #85279 DaveParticipant I think you may be an unwitting member of the Brambler’s Association… September 30, 2008 at 10:35 pm #85281 Tarka DalParticipant > No. 1 …FAIL Meanwhile Megan Fox = the only redeeming thing about Transformers. Well okay her and the voice of Optimus Prime. October 1, 2008 at 1:08 am #85300 locusceruleusParticipant You can’t imagine Prince Charles really going for it can you. ….Can you? October 1, 2008 at 1:13 am #85303 genericnerdyusernameParticipant I can’t imagine Prince Charles going for a kebab, never mind knobbing, but surely he’s done both at some point, right?!?!? October 1, 2008 at 1:16 am #85304 peas_and_cornParticipant What, knobbed a kebab? October 1, 2008 at 1:32 am #85306 genericnerdyusernameParticipant I worried that my post would go misunderstood. I’m glad to see it didn’t. October 1, 2008 at 2:44 am #85310 locusceruleusParticipant >What, knobbed a kebab? Well, think of his alternatives. Which would you choose: sticking your dick in an out-of-date unappetising disgusting, dried-up piece of wrinkly meat of indeterminate origin, or a kebab? October 1, 2008 at 6:53 am #85313 genericnerdyusernameParticipant You know, that’s genuinely a tought decision. Thank God I never have to make it. October 1, 2008 at 8:13 am #85320 Danny StephensonKeymaster Neither does Charles. She makes the decision. October 1, 2008 at 11:08 am #85341 genericnerdyusernameParticipant Lordy lordy loo this country’s as doomed as a woman stepping outside the kitchen. *waits for the feminists…..waits….waits….* October 1, 2008 at 11:58 am #85358 Tarka DalParticipant What a ludicrous thing to say. That would never happen. Well not unless you’ve bought the wrong length chain. October 1, 2008 at 12:10 pm #85361 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant No. 82517 Mr Jesus Christ October 1, 2008 at 12:17 pm #85362 TheLeenParticipant … unless played by Christian Bale. October 1, 2008 at 12:23 pm #85364 TheLeenParticipant Actually, no. Jesus is pretty hot in most films. Great hair. Love the beard. Nice bloke. I would. October 1, 2008 at 1:10 pm #85369 JamesParticipant That takes god bothering to whole new level. October 1, 2008 at 4:16 pm #85434 genericnerdyusernameParticipant I’m partial to St Peter myself. October 1, 2008 at 5:31 pm #85439 hummingbirdParticipant >Jesus is pretty hot in most films. Oh yes, generally. But Robert Powell doesn’t do it for me. The hottest Jesus has to be Willem Dafoe or Henry Ian Cusick. October 2, 2008 at 8:51 am #85493 mickParticipant I’d go with Jesus, but I’d be thinking of Judas. October 2, 2008 at 1:18 pm #85518 Tarka DalParticipant Because if I don’t say it Cappsy surely will. I’ve met Jesus. October 2, 2008 at 3:18 pm #85530 Jonathan CappsKeymaster And he’s *nothing* like you. In fact, I’d go as far to say there’s no resemblance what-so-ever. Author Replies Viewing 50 replies - 1 through 50 (of 64 total) 1 2 Scroll to top • Scroll to Recent Forum Posts You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Log In Username: Password: Keep me signed in Log In
