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  • #205395
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    What is the best thing, do you think?

    #205396
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    I’ll start. I think baked beans have got a very strong case but you can never discount lamb chops.

    #205397

    As long as you have Yorkshire Puddings as a side dish, I’m happy with your choices.

    #205399
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    CORRECT.

    #205402
    Reece
    Participant

    Norman Lovett

    #205403
    Reece
    Participant

    But on a serious note, the first sip of a cold Coke. Oh yeaah.

    #205404
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    A blonde wheat beer in the summer

    #205405
    srmcd1
    Participant

    I’m seconding the cold Coke thing. Better than sex.

    #205406
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Milky bar yoghurt.

    And a big poo.

    (Not in the same bowl, mind)

    #205407
    Blisschick
    Participant

    I’m thirding the pudding and the Coke. After you people got onto me (specifically SIMON) about the Yorkshire pudding and I learned to make it, my kids will not allow me to make a roast without some. It will never happen again.

    Drinking a Coke so cold that the carbonation burns your nose is just perfection, IMO.

    #205409
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Give me Pepsi or give me death.

    #205410
    Carlito
    Participant

    Mars milkshake.

    Or blowjob and a Twirl.

    #205411
    Ridley
    Participant

    I’d go with Pepsi but I’d be thinking of Coca-Cola.

    #205412
    JamesTC
    Participant

    CHERRY COKE

    #205413
    CackThosePants
    Participant

    > What is the best thing, do you think?

    A TAIWANESE SLAG!!!!

    *Nah not really it’s gotta be…………

    CACKING YOUR PANTS!!!

    Why? Cause it’s bloody lovely!

    #205414
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    What the fuck does”CACKING YOUR PANTS!!!” Mean? I’m thick so please enlighten me!

    Photobucket Pictures, Images and Photos

    #205415
    si
    Participant

    I only drink Pepsi Max. From a Coca-Cola glass!

    #205416
    Reece
    Participant

    I only drink Pepsi Max. From a Coca-Cola glass!

    You sick fuck.

    #205419
    mick
    Participant

    A nice big satisfying shit.

    …oh sorry Norman was already mentioned.

    #205420
    si
    Participant

    A nice big satisfying shit.

    …oh sorry Norman was already mentioned.

    I think the onus is on the “satisfying” there.

    #205422
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    Best thing ever? A big hug from a loved one you haven’t seen in a long time.

    Or, possibly, the butter thread.

    #205424
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    >What the fuck does”CACKING YOUR PANTS!!!” Mean? I’m thick so please enlighten me!

    FAIL.

    #205426
    MANI506
    Participant

    Beer/cider plus good music.

    I’ve never got bored of this classic combo.

    #205427
    Blisschick
    Participant

    Pecos, if you can’t figure out what “cacking my pants” means just from context alone, well…there are no words.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cacking

    #205429
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Blisschick! Thank you I have never heard that phrase before! Being raised by Jesuits priests.in the orphanage they didn’t talk like that. They would also beat the fuck out of you if you ever said anything like that!

    #205431
    Blisschick
    Participant

    Dad told me once that nuns are pretty brutal, too. It explains a lot.

    #205433
    anniescribe
    Participant

    I’m really surprised nuns never figured into Rimmer’s childhood. That and an Uncle Dursley seem the key elements missing from his miserable coming-up tale …

    #205434
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    >Pecos, if you can’t figure out what “cacking my pants” means just from context alone, well…there are no words.

    Or, y’know, from this:

    http://youtu.be/VnzJkYWl9jQ

    (Around the 5:20 mark)

    #205435
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Thank you p3 that was great! I get it now! It’s just I never heard that phrase before! What I was thinking was when you bend over you pants pull down or here in the USA that called “plumbers crack”.

    #205447
    Jonsmad
    Participant

    Nothing more nothing less love is the best.

    #205448
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    San Dimas.

    #205475
    HelloMabel
    Participant
    #205479
    takerdemon
    Participant

    Carlito was on the money; blowjob and a twirl.

    #205502
    peas_and_corn
    Participant

    And twirl is a double entendre for…?

    #205504

    A deformed cock.

    #205515
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    “A deformed cock.”

    Do you mean Bill Clinton ?

    #205520
    MANI506
    Participant

    Bollock King Dan and The Jumbo Buggers.

    #205587
    ChrisM
    Participant

    I’d go for a nice cup of tea. Leaf tea, not the bagged variety (although that’s not bad and will work as a stand-by).

    I think baked beans have got a very strong case

    I have my own recipe for baked beans. Well, not really, as I get the baked beans out of a tin. My recipe are the additives, namely:

    Brown sauce to give the flavour a bit of body and
    a splurge of West Indian hot pepper sauce to pep it up.

    I tend to mix the sauces with the beans so the flavour spreads throughout and heat em in the microwave. (I usually add the extra sauces partway through heating when I mix the beans but it doesn’t really matter.)

    It works really well. Particularly on toast with a fried egg on top.

    #205645
    Jo
    Participant

    >What is the best thing, do you think?
    CHEESE.

    #205646
    si
    Participant

    That moment, as you wash your hands, that the freezing cold water running from the hot tap starts to heat up.

    #205743
    fozzibear1
    Participant

    Entree – Ausie king prawn salad

    Soup – Tomato base minestrone

    Main – Lamb chops, mildly spiced with crushed garlic, rosemary and a tiny hint of chilli, Mashed potato with home made beef gravy, home grown broad beans, steamed carrot and peas (not mushy or minted, although being munted helps with both those options )

    Desert – Banana split – fresh bowen bananas, home made extra creamy vanilla ice cream, with crushed walnuts, grated chocolate sprinkled over lightly, a light chocolate sauce, chocolate freze sauce spread lightly over the top. and a candied cherry to finish (cherry on top of chocolate freeze sauce so people who do not like them can remove without it affecting the flavour of the rest)

    Beverages by choice

    Then retire into living room with

    Iced Chocolate (just above brain freeze temp) with home made sweetened whip cream and, again, home made extra creamy vanilla ice cream

    That is what I cook up when trying to impress a date anyway, If she is vegetarian then entree is tossed garden salad and main loses the chops in favour of whatever good fresh vegies i can get at market.

    if she is full Vegan then we are in serious fight within ten minutes so never gets far enough for me to invite for home cooked meal

    #205744
    anniescribe
    Participant

    Fozzi, I’m coming to stay with YOU.

    #205747
    si
    Participant

    *makes notes for if I ever appear on Come Dine With Me*

    #205754
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    Your very first ever taste of Dr Peppers. I have spent many years drinking the stuff and I love it. But nothing compares to that first ever taste…

    #205758
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    It tastes like fizzy Benylin.

    #205766
    Ben Kirkham
    Participant

    “What is the best thing, do you think?”

    MASHED POTATO. That scene in ‘Bodyswap’ always makes me salivate.

    Oh, and blowjobs if we’re talking about sex.

    #205825
    takerdemon
    Participant

    Actually after reading Fozzi’s entry, I may reconsider what the best is…

    I’d like to go round Legoland with Sean Connery and then go for a lovely lamb lunch in the middle of Windsor.

    #205826
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Buffy and some Picked Onion Monster Munch

    #205828
    Ben Kirkham
    Participant

    The Twilight Zone and a giant packet of jaffa cakes. Sheer, unfettered, unadulterated bliss… with a smashing orangey bit.

    #205829
    si
    Participant

    > Buffy and some Picked Onion Monster Munch

    Is that your ideal viewing and snack of choice, or a previously suppressed sexual fantasy?

    #205832
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    One and a half weeks into my new job as a long-term substitute teacher, I can say with confidence that the very best thing is: NOT being a substitute teacher.

    #isitmay3yet

    #205833
    Blisschick
    Participant

    Mabel, you surely have balls of steel. I handled my two, and that was enough. :P

    At this very moment, the best thing ever was the shrimp & mushroom cream cheese bacon wrapped jalapeños I made tonight. I even managed to get most of the heat out of them. I wish I had more. :(

    #205837
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    >Is that your ideal viewing and snack of choice, or a previously suppressed sexual fantasy?

    Both, actually.

    #205844
    mick
    Participant

    What that vicar needs is a good, hard, stiff cock right up his arse.

    #205846
    si
    Participant

    Did someone just turn over two pages at once?

    #205857
    mick
    Participant

    Sorry, shouldn’t browse G&T while I’m taking communion.

    #205861
    Reece
    Participant

    What that vicar needs is a good, hard, stiff cock right up his arse.

    #205908

    That picture is truly disturbing.

    #205916

    You say that, but when you touch yourself at night, that’s the face you’re making.

    #205918
    si
    Participant

    Or the one you’re thinking of.

    #205919

    GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

    #205926

    Embrace your desires, Jason. It’ll make it so much more bearable.

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