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  • February 13, 2009 at 3:24 pm #2858
    Zombie Jim Undead
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    I was wondering…presumably holograms can masturbate and we know that they are capable of sexual contact with one another. Is Rimmer therefore able to ejaculate? Does this ejaculate then exist as a separate holographic entity? If so, would Holly only be able to sustain either Rimmer OR his love batter and not both at the same time?

    Is the holographic juice fertile? Could it impregnate a female hologram? Which ship would be powering the resultant offspring?

    Discuss.

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  • February 18, 2009 at 9:13 pm #92087
    locusceruleus
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    I wrote my contributions to this thread before you even read them.

    February 18, 2009 at 10:08 pm #92091
    Mr Flibble
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    But, of course, we all know that.

    *applauds*

    February 18, 2009 at 10:25 pm #92099
    Ben Paddon
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    I nominate this thread for… oh, someone already did it.

    February 18, 2009 at 11:05 pm #92109
    hummingbird
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    > I wrote my contributions to this thread before you even read them.

    Isn’t this the thread from the double double future?

    February 19, 2009 at 11:23 am #92144
    si
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    Yes, hence the moustache.

    February 19, 2009 at 11:26 am #92145
    si
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    Going back to the start:

    I was wondering?presumably holograms can masturbate

    Why? Why were you wondering that?

    February 19, 2009 at 6:28 pm #92161
    pfm
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    Can Rimmer wank? Could Holly provide that service? “Holly, handjob!”

    February 19, 2009 at 7:41 pm #92165
    ChrisM
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    I was going to make a head joke but on second thoughts…

    February 19, 2009 at 7:58 pm #92166
    Mnoooah
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    >Could Holly provide that service? ?Holly, handjob!?

    The undeniable squickiness of this thread aside, that’s a legitimately fucking awful side effect of being a hologram. If Holly manually runs your shower and toothbrushing functions, you have zero secrets from him; case in point, the holosocks in Kryten. That’s a whole dimension of hell for Rimmer that’s only been hinted at.

    February 19, 2009 at 8:47 pm #92172
    Ben Paddon
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    I’d like to offer the following additional evidence:

    LIFT
    Floor 3125, sports and sexual recreation.

    RIMMER
    Sports and what?

    CRANE
    Sex. Don’t you have a sex deck on your ship?

    RIMMER
    Nnno.

    CRANE
    Well what do you do when you want to have sex?

    RIMMER
    Well… we go for runs, watch gardening
    programmes on the ship’s vid.

    CRANE
    That’s very bad for you. Don’t you ever feel
    tense or frustrated?

    RIMMER
    Well it’s got worse these last ten years or so,
    I can’t deny it.

    February 19, 2009 at 9:23 pm #92173
    pfm
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    Would there be hololube?

    February 19, 2009 at 9:39 pm #92177
    Ben Paddon
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    Presumably. It does also make you wonder what other uses the Holowhip has.

    February 19, 2009 at 10:43 pm #92181
    Dave
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    >Presumably. It does also make you wonder what other uses the Holowhip has.

    Holowhipped Cream?

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