Forum change idea, for the right candidate?

[Kris Carter]

Hi all, I know it’s been barely four ice ages since I posted anything of merit here, but I have an amazing suggestion.

There’s an option on the threads here called ‘Scroll to bottom’, which obviously jumps you to the end of the thread. Useful, handy even.

But this is Red Dwarf! Can we rename that option ‘Straight to the bottom’?

Thanks, see you guys in another four years xx

[Unrumble]

[Ian Symes]

Kris, I recently rediscovered one of your Better Than Life comics from 2000, in which you used “I. Symes” as the issuing officer listed on Rimmer’s security pass. Happy quarter of a century of knowing each other!

[Renegade Rob]

[Kris Carter]

Kris, I recently rediscovered one of your Better Than Life comics from 2000, in which you used “I. Symes” as the issuing officer listed on Rimmer’s security pass. Happy quarter of a century of knowing each other!

Eeeeeey! Also, fuuuuuuuck where’d that time go?!

[Spaceworm Jim]

I’ve never witnessed a more heartwarming way of changing the subject.

[Rudolph]

[Moonlight]

[Technopeasant]

But… what if Sonic was in Series VIII?

[Renegade Rob]

[Dave]

But… what if Sonic was in Series VIII?

[Warbodog]

[Dave]

But… what if Sonic was in Series VIII?

[Jonathan Capps]

Cassandregg

[Jimboid]

[Dave]

But… what if Sonic was in Series VIII?

[Dave]

But… what if Sonic was in Series VIII?

[Renegade Rob]

[Dave]

But… what if Sonic was in Series VIII?

[Renegade Rob]

[Renegade Rob]

I almost feel bad now because I can see a little better what they were going for with the Blue Midget dance, but really only Jim Carrey has the surreal comic chops to properly pull that off. (Just like watching Olaf in Frozen for the first time and realizing ohh… that’s what they were going for with Jar Jar, like there is a platonic ideal of it being done semi-decently). 

[Dave]

I just love that Carrey has made weird impromptu dance routines an integral part of Robotnik as a character.

Have genuinely loved seeing him in the Sonic movies and he seems to have only got more latitude for weirdness as they’ve gone on.

[Renegade Rob]

(Okay I’m done now. That’s a slippery slope.)

[sleepey]

A slippery slope indeed

[Dave]

Fantastic. 

[Renegade Rob]

[Jason aka Smeg4Brains]

[Renegade Rob]

[Moonlight]

You know, I wasn’t actually anticipating this but that seems like a failure on my part.

[Technopeasant]

I mean, I certainly didn’t expect you all to take the bait quite so readily.

[Renegade Rob]

[Kris Carter]

[Moonlight]

I mean, I certainly didn’t expect you all to take the bait quite so readily.

I wasn’t even trying to bait! I just thought it was a funny comment to make.

[si]

You know, I think it’s my lack of interest in Sonic the Hedgehog, combined with my general aging curmudgeonliness that’s seeing me engage less than I used to. I just don’t understand what you young people are on about.

Yes, Sonic is over 30 years old, isn’t he? Oh, bollocks to it. I’m going for a lie down.

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