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  • #208502
    Pecospete666
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    FSM

    As an ordained minster of” The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster” I can perform, marriages, baptisms, exorcisms!

    I am offering all these services to members of G&T for free!

    I do accept gratuities, A beer is ok!

    I am still representing the Vogans but they don’t pay we’ll, so I had to go into the Religion gig!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

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  • #208503
    Phil
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    There’s no greater feeling than seeing the words “Started by: Pecospete666.”

    #208504
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    BAGSY MARRYING PHIL.

    #208506
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Phil I’ll be driving back from Jersey in Oct!

    What do you need Hitched, Ditched or Witched!

    #208509
    Ben Kirkham
    Participant

    G&T needs an exorcism.

    #208510
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    You got it JC!
    I’ll send you the news paper announcement!

    #208511
    Ridley
    Participant

    I am still representing the Vogans

    Them?

    #208513
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Ridex I’m still on the payroll

    They are waiting for RDXI to start!

    #208514
    JamesTC
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    I own this.

    I bought it about 4 years ago as research towards an essay for an extra AS level qualification in Sixth Form. Still not given it a proper read. The joke wears off quite fast.

    #208515
    Ben Kirkham
    Participant

    Soundable Object, I *have* to read this!

    #208518
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    We have Tax Exempt status here in the U.S.

    #208522
    anniescribe
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    That’s because we also have enough back-facing nuts who required it to be hauled out and legitimized to try to shut them up.

    #208523
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Que! Mrs Fawlty?

    #208524
    anniescribe
    Participant

    Kansas has given us so much more than just the need for Pastafarianism – anti-evolutionism, misogyny, Westboro Baptist, various and assorted other wingnuts … ;-)

    #208533
    Ben Kirkham
    Participant

    Don’t get me started on the Westboro Baptist Church, I’ll be here all year.

    #208538
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Mistake!
    It’s the triple digit days
    20 and counting!

    #208542
    anniescribe
    Participant

    That exorcism doesn’t seem to be taking, Pete; did you run low on holy sauce or are you waiting on payment to perform it?

    #208544
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Maybe we need Buffy!

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