> Oh no, sorry, it?s his birthday. Happy birthday, John!
Damn, that’s even worse! How old is he, the fucker? 27? 28? If so that’s OK because it’s older than me. I don’t wish people happy birthday if they’re younger than me because they don’t deserve it. That’s why my girlfriend will never receive a birthday card, per se, from me. I just get her a ‘Congratulations’ card and add ‘on reaching the age of x’ to avoid confusion. I’m actually being punched in the arm right now which isn’t good. Fuck off.