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  • #3659
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    It is with great sadness that we announce the death of John Hoare, who passed away last night.

    *checks bit of paper*

    Oh no, sorry, it’s his birthday. Happy birthday, John!

    #99112
    Dave
    Participant

    Happy Birthday John Hoare

    #99113
    Steve Harris
    Participant

    Passed last night, pissed tonight!

    #99114
    Carlito
    Participant

    Unless he slipped away quietly in the night, and has yet to be discovered.

    #99117
    si
    Participant

    Happy Birthday John.

    Sorry, I’d make some witty comment here normally, but I don’t really like you *that* much.

    #99119
    Dave
    Participant

    We had a whipround. You owe us ?15 for your ?5 book token.

    #99122
    hummingbird
    Participant

    Happy Birthday, hun.

    #99123
    ChrisM
    Participant

    Happy birthday John. And keep away from jeeps.

    #99125
    Stabbim the Skutter
    Participant

    “We are very sorry to announce that John Hoare is still with us. Our condolences to his friends and family at this difficult time.”

    Happy birthday!

    #99127
    PhilPagett
    Participant

    Happy Birthday, Mr Hoare

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    #99129
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Many happy returns of the day, John.

    (“Happy Birthday John” had already been taken)

    #99130
    JamesTC
    Participant

    RIP John.

    #99132
    John Hoare
    Participant

    Thanks everyone!

    I had a lovely day playing golf. With 200 people watching and laughing.

    #99134
    Jo
    Participant

    Have you taken up golf to prove a point?

    Also… Happy Birthday

    #99136
    Ben Kirkham
    Participant

    Happy Birthday, John!

    #99141
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Happy Birthday, John!!!

    #99142
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    I had a lovely day playing golf. With 200 people watching and laughing.

    So the golf had a laugh track?

    #99143
    John Hoare
    Participant

    That’s why I said that.

    #99144
    pfm
    Participant

    > It is with great sadness that we announce the death of John Hoare, who passed away last night.

    Fucking hell just…fuck that’s so…terrible news. Oh wait *reads below*.

    > Oh no, sorry, it?s his birthday. Happy birthday, John!

    Damn, that’s even worse! How old is he, the fucker? 27? 28? If so that’s OK because it’s older than me. I don’t wish people happy birthday if they’re younger than me because they don’t deserve it. That’s why my girlfriend will never receive a birthday card, per se, from me. I just get her a ‘Congratulations’ card and add ‘on reaching the age of x’ to avoid confusion. I’m actually being punched in the arm right now which isn’t good. Fuck off.

    #99156

    Congratulations! You’re one year closer to the icy embrace of Death!

    But seriously–okay, less frivolously–have a happy one. Or a happy day after one, come to think of it.

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