If this is actually going to be a proper discussion about Michael Rosen, here’s what I think- he should go into standup comedy. His poems can actually be pretty funny at times and he’s got a lot of energy in the videos where he’s performing them. Just seems like a missed opportunity for him really, I think he’d be quite good at it
I once sat opposite Michael Rosen on a train and spent the entire journey wondering what his name was, as I recognised him from children’s telly yet couldn’t remember his name. This was in the days before smartphones.
This is a true, yet fucking pointless, story that has limited relevance to anything beyond wasting my time in typing it, and wasting the time of anyone who cares to read this.